Dental Plan!

Victory is sweet. Even deep in the cheap seats

Yes, it's the one and only Stonesgurl.

I'm not interested, bugger off.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimmy Hendrix

Warning: Does not play nicely with stupid people. Yes, I am referring to you.

Save a horse ride a cowboy! ;)

"Bear costumes are funny. Bears as well" - Christopher Walken

Looking for new friends, I love my old ones but need new ones

PewPew

Ya I wan da COOKIE!

Step right up, there's only a crowd if you hit the ground.

Stupidity makes baby Jesus cry.

O death, where is thy sting? O grave where is thy victory?

I Love Meeting New People

I have an interesting DNA structure.

Ok you know you want to see my profile dont even lie to yourself

I give myself very good advice But I very seldom follow it Could explain the trouble that I'm always in "Be patient" Is very good advice But the waiting makes me curious Will I ever learn to do the things I should?

nerd [nurd] -noun Slang. 1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.

damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Oh what a carnival orgasm!

Constraints pressed inwards determine silenced grace

dont say i didnt warn you

First step toward world domination: become Pope and use Vatican funds to buy up Chinese cheap labour companies. Be sure to drive panzertanks.

I've got a pocketful of sunshine

My middle name is Danger, and I enjoy a good kung fu fight.

My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes.

Tag, you're it.

i <3 cars... getting a skyline so soon

My opinion of Twilight? It's a series about a girl who can't decide between pedophilia and beastiality.

Everything I talk about is either sex, video games or zombies.