Step right up, there's only a crowd if you hit the ground.

Victory is sweet. Even deep in the cheap seats

Yes, it's the one and only Stonesgurl.

Everything I talk about is either sex, video games or zombies.

I'm not interested, bugger off.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimmy Hendrix

Warning: Does not play nicely with stupid people. Yes, I am referring to you.

Save a horse ride a cowboy! ;)

"Bear costumes are funny. Bears as well" - Christopher Walken

Looking for new friends, I love my old ones but need new ones

PewPew

Ya I wan da COOKIE!

Stupidity makes baby Jesus cry.

O death, where is thy sting? O grave where is thy victory?

Dental Plan!

I Love Meeting New People

I have an interesting DNA structure.

Ok you know you want to see my profile dont even lie to yourself

I give myself very good advice But I very seldom follow it Could explain the trouble that I'm always in "Be patient" Is very good advice But the waiting makes me curious Will I ever learn to do the things I should?

nerd [nurd] -noun Slang. 1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.

damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Oh what a carnival orgasm!

Constraints pressed inwards determine silenced grace

dont say i didnt warn you

First step toward world domination: become Pope and use Vatican funds to buy up Chinese cheap labour companies. Be sure to drive panzertanks.

I've got a pocketful of sunshine

My middle name is Danger, and I enjoy a good kung fu fight.

My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes.

Tag, you're it.

i <3 cars... getting a skyline so soon

My opinion of Twilight? It's a series about a girl who can't decide between pedophilia and beastiality.