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CABAR FEIDH!!!!!!!!
Seaforth Highlanders of Canada (SHoC) regimental toast:
"In the land of the Hills, Glens, and Heroes
Where The Ptarmigan Thrives
And the red deer finds shelter
As long as mist hangs O'er the mountains
And water runs in the glens
The deeds of the brave shall be remembered
Health and success forever
To the Lads of "Cabar Feidh"
CABAR FEIDH GU BRATH!!!!
"I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel allright.
I smoke to joints in a time of peace, and two in a time of war.
I smoke to joints befor i smoke joints, and then i smoke two more." [/color]
---Sublime - Smoke two joints
Whats is a juggalo?
A dead body.
well he aint really dead but he aint like
anybody youve ever seen befor.
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four!
What is a juggalo?
he aint a bitch boy
hell walk to the hills and
beat down a rich boy.
walks right in the house
when your having supper
and dip his nuts in your soup
............. BLOOP!
What is a juggalo?
well he aint a phony
well walk up
and bust a nut in your macaroni!
hell watch you sit there and finish up the last bit.
cuz you a stupid ass dumb fucking idiot
What is a juggalo - Insane clown posse
My Favorite Quote!
Lt. Gen. Sir Aurthur Currie -commander of the candian military in WWI he spoke these words in his adress to Canadian Corps. 1918 "To those who fall I say: You will not die but step into immortality. Your mothers will not lament your fate but will be proud to have borne such sons. Your names will be revered forever and ever by your grateful country, and God will take you unto Himself."
Rest In Peace sir. *Salute*(December 5, 1875 � November 30, 1933)
25 THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR!!
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".