Top Ten Things Only a Paintballer Can Say with a Straight Face
10. My balls have flat spots on them
9. Eeww! It�s nasty when you get one in your mouth
8. Ah ha! So you�re the one with the blue balls
7. Let me see your balls� Here�s your problem, there wet and swollen and won�t shoot very well no matter how clean your barrel is
6. Smack �em hard with your balls
5. You can�t short stroke your cocker without bustin� a ball
4. Hey, did you grab my balls?
3. Uh oh, there�s a broken ball in my bag� or� Oh man, one of my balls is leaking
2. Don�t step on my balls, it sucks when your balls break just before you are about to play with them
And the # 1 thing only a paintballer can say with a straight face...
Grab your balls and let�s play!
:p
10. My balls have flat spots on them
9. Eeww! It�s nasty when you get one in your mouth
8. Ah ha! So you�re the one with the blue balls
7. Let me see your balls� Here�s your problem, there wet and swollen and won�t shoot very well no matter how clean your barrel is
6. Smack �em hard with your balls
5. You can�t short stroke your cocker without bustin� a ball
4. Hey, did you grab my balls?
3. Uh oh, there�s a broken ball in my bag� or� Oh man, one of my balls is leaking
2. Don�t step on my balls, it sucks when your balls break just before you are about to play with them
And the # 1 thing only a paintballer can say with a straight face...
Grab your balls and let�s play!
:p