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10:32pm | Nov 20, '06 |
Comments(2)You're probably not. No one is really. Except for the baby bloods, they're so hardcore you don't even no about them. Shit son.
But here in detail is why you are not gangster/hardcore.
1) Listening to necro is not one of the qualifying terms of gangster hood.
2) Hella is not a hardcore word. Gwen Stefani says hella, and we all know by now her shit is banana's.
3) Stealing one of your dad's beers is not hardcore, nor does it even take any skill. Rob a liquor store under 24 hour surveillance in broad daylight, without a mask, surrounded by 50 eye witnesses, then get away with. And then and only then will we talk.
4) I am not your bitch, hoe, woman, biddy, nor am I your boo. WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOO ANYWAYS?! DO I SCARE YOU, IS THAT WHAT YOUR IMPLYING?!! HAVE I GOTTEN FAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN.
5) Dropping out of highschool at 16 is not hardcore. It will be when you're 35 working at mcdicks trying to finance your trailer home, 23 children and your 10cent hooker of a wife. Reme