You're probably not. No one is really. Except for the baby bloods, they're so hardcore you don't even no about them. Shit son.

But here in detail is why you are not gangster/hardcore.

1) Listening to necro is not one of the qualifying terms of gangster hood.

2) Hella is not a hardcore word. Gwen Stefani says hella, and we all know by now her shit is banana's.

3) Stealing one of your dad's beers is not hardcore, nor does it even take any skill. Rob a liquor store under 24 hour surveillance in broad daylight, without a mask, surrounded by 50 eye witnesses, then get away with. And then and only then will we talk.

4) I am not your bitch, hoe, woman, biddy, nor am I your boo. WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOO ANYWAYS?! DO I SCARE YOU, IS THAT WHAT YOUR IMPLYING?!! HAVE I GOTTEN FAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN.

5) Dropping out of highschool at 16 is not hardcore. It will be when you're 35 working at mcdicks trying to finance your trailer home, 23 children and your 10cent hooker of a wife. Remember kiddies you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

6) If you talk shit and state you're going to "cut someone" BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN, I'm pretty sure your aware your not hardcore.

7) If you're reading a myspace blog using your cable internet, behind your dell computer...Well that pretty much annihilates all chances of your ghetto supa dupa fly diggity bomb shit mad steeze gangster reputation. DOESN'T IT.

8) Talkin lyke dis is not ganxta yo!

9) You simply can't be gangster cause I already called dibs on that shit way back in '92. SO BACK DA FUGG OFF. Or you know.. I'll cut you and such.

So continue listening to your N'sync in secret, or watching your spongebob re-runs when no one is home, then bumping wu-tang with your "homies". But remember this, you're all just little white kids from a Canadian suburb in which you probably live in an upscale neighbourhood.

But seriously, watch out for the baby bloods.