this Saturday Recording begins @ Crimson Studios in Vancouver


OH and 19+ its gonna be SICK

stoked for the show on saturday in chilliwak. potluck=free food+ im gettin druuuuunk

proceeds for the july 26th seylynn show are going to the ........proceeds from the july 11th show in chilliwak going to the bands
darfur relief fund minimum $7 more if you're generous. .........pockets so come out and make us wealthy

if you're interested in the horrors going on in Darfur check this outhttp://www.oxfam.ca/what-we-do/emergencies/darfur-​sudan

NOT PLAYING THE SUBHUMANS REBEL SPELL SHOW ANYMORE RICHARD, ( DEADBODY. ) BROKE HIS HAND AND WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY GUITAR BY THE SHOW

P.O.T. NEW CD OUT check out a sample here

Protest the Hero (somehow) are as I type this adding they're album to they're myspace. there's like 5 songs 2 have 0 plays(not for long)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=us​er.viewprofile&friendid=7964123&MyToken=622c7455-a​9ad-48c3-96fd-1a9287026e42

Mark's Birthday Bash was fucking righteous.
but after we played it somehow turned into a dance party.. wtf?
oh well that's what happens when you give up the tunes to gangsta babes.
Oh well live and let die. either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK

..regroup on the 1st

Smoker's can't do this. Hold your breath, put in your name and repost this even while ur coppying and pasting. do not breath until you hit post.


Chaison
Ryan
Ryan
Ryan
Mikey
Sara
Jesse
Liz
Alana
Adrian
Lizzy
Lisa
JaeMi
cindy =)
kayla
Lauren
Julianne :]
Lauren. not the one above julianne...
Quinn
Lauren Starling
brandon holy damn
shelby
heatherrrr
Hayleee
marshall
Samarah
gericka
chris aka curly
BRADY ROGERS
ALAADIN NAS
AALLY G
krissy ]
morgan!!!!
Colin
Jack
kat the awesomeness ahah just kidding
J-man
RObert
Diana
Stephanie¢¾
Frank
Jordan
Maham-Mayham (:
Emily
Robert Alston
jessica
MICHELLE.
natalieeee
KAYLA!
carlyyy.!
Katiee. !
Heather!
Maggie <33
chelsea
ashley
SHARELLE...MY ASTHMATIC BUTT CHEATED
Jasmine--eee im runnin outta breath lol HA sharelle
lexus..wow
megann. thats hardd
samantha
nikki
fatima
heatherrrr
angie.
Michy- face is PURPLE>!!!
Eleanor-WTF!!
DYLAN - OMGGGG I HURT BAD
Michael-this isn't hard at all
chlooeee.
KAYLA
TYLER
Danielle
sara bara =)
SHELBII.
Vincent Yacovelli
Bethany Pittmon
MARY C
ANGEL F MEDRANO.........

SAMANTHA
sarah stocker.............failed (lol)
Caitlin Dube
Roxcelly - i past bitches & still doing it
DANii=yeah bitch i aint dumb. i can do it. hoe.
steph ;; i did it. maddd hard tho
shannen - did it. lol
Charlie - did it
Renee Renee Renee- Owns your soul.
Spence!!!! - kicked Devins ass
Jeffrai
CHANNEY
Cassadi
JOEY - Woot Breath =D
kaili-ahahaha, fun stuff:) im so bored:..
Lauren...so bored like kaili
megan..... go me =]
sara
Zach- ima smoker. i had to breathe after i hit post bulletin lol
DaCee
Kylie
Sarah
Amber heck yes!
kaylee.
Tiffinee
Red
Amanda- shit I even typed this- I am a smoker and a swimmer bitches!
Ashleigh-yeah i smoke and this was easy
Brittany- yeah i smoke and im bout to give up
Mike
jessica- i smoke is this suppose to be hard??
Mike- i smoke and i have for years and this is easy and i typed this out
Samantha-Alright, I've been a smoker. And I'm not breathing. Not all smokers cannot breathe well...Mhm...I still don't have to take a breather...
kristin-dood i can soo do this..and i smoke..wtff.
shelli.. wow still going and its not hard at all... what fucking loser thought of this idea.. btw im still holding.... and still holding and still holding... lol
mitch- lol i took my time with this one and im still holding it....this is lame....every one should be able to hold their breathe for like 1 minute 10 right? well i can go for a while...im still going.........ummmmm i might be purple now i cant see my face
ashlyn lol i did it-an mitch u suck ass lol jk
Brice- HAHA I DID IT
Derek- o heck yes.
kael- barely
ivy- ahhhhh!
holly! haha.
justin-too easy
james
ryan
alex damn this is hard haha ima dieweeeeeee
CARLI FUCKING RAE! haha and my computer was going sooo slow. fuck u!
john coffey yahhhhhhhhhh bitch
david rod
mike
Cameron-easy
lily-easy
Skylar-haha
FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Danny- Barely making it
ludiefletcher-easy shit
claude mokbel - fucking pathetic fags
jessica-sooo hard
Dylan- wayyy easy and my internets slow and ihave the time to type this shit
Julianne-wow
paige-this shits easy, and i smoke 7xa day
jack eassssyyyyyyy i did other steuuff in between this tooo i dont smoke though
austin-hard
dillinger- i did it! yaay
avery- shit this is hard
kiran- (:
harmeet!
sylena
albina
austin
Jordan
TALA : D
dustin
maite-fuck this is hard
Jo-Holly Poop!!
Charlotte- haha i can do this.. but it is a lil hard haha
brittany, holy fuckkk!
DANALYN NOT THAT HARD
David, wtf? this is so lame.... ahahahhaahhaah omg...
Brianne- wtf you losers this is so easy
Clayton Carr - Fucking easy as shit.
jessica
Scott Winter
zach
courtney
alysha i did itttt and i smoke(d)
taylor kellahan =)
natasha whitneeyy ?
amber temlett <3.
kelsey black
jodie davis <3
MICHAELA YOURCHEK
STAISHA MICHELL JUSTINE CEMM
autumn samantha morrow
Carlee Murray
Amrit Parmar
Taylor Ann Lowe!!!
sofiaCORDEIRO BITCHES
Andrew Tancowny with breath to spare(ps im a smoker)

THE SHOW ON SATURDAY THE 12TH CANCELLED
yeah the band booking the hall spaced on booking and got fucked for th date

we'll be setting up a show in the near future as well as a CD realease show mid february. Look out for Picking On Toddlers mooching off other band's shows

saturday december 22nd 07:00 PM - Clayton Park Community Hall
18513 - 70 Avenue
Surrey (Cloverdale), British Columbia
Cost:$7
Description:Picking on Toddlers W/ Splat out of Luck, The Pogs, Bound By None, & diamonds

click here for map

Saturday, October 20th
Slingshot (Punk Rock, featuring members of Faty Maty and the Yellowbelts)
myspace.com/slingshotpunk
The Adherents (Ska Punk (Skunk) band from Surrey)
myspace.com/theadherents
We Love Picking on Toddlers (Punks From Surrey)
myspace.com/welovepickingontoddlers
$3 All Ages 8 PM
West Richmond Community Center
9180 No.1 Road Richmond ( Just North of Steveston Hwy)
Busses:
From Scottsdale Exchange
-take the "301 richmond centre" to richmond centre
From richmond centre
-take the "401 one road" get off at Osmond Ave right beside the Community Centre

As for Dislikes...

Emos, Nazi's, Neo Nazi's, Chach's, Skaters, Rappers, Racists, Religeon, anyone who thinks being an idiot is cool, and anyone who looks at me the wrong way.

Nazi's especcially, because they deny the holocaust. The Holocaust DID happen! It's when the Jews of Jewmany (now Germany) began to exterminate the Germans who were taking up to much space (and money). When the Jewish war machine was being defeated in WWII, when we tried to conquer the Earth, we pretended to be the ones being killed instead of the Germans. Of course, everyone bought it, because we used our EVIL JEW POWERZ! And there you have it. All the people who claim to be from Germany are actually Jewish. In fact, Germans don't exist. Just like Spanish people.

violence, whores,punk rock and roll

-asking fat chicks if they're pregnant
-giving bulimics poptarts in bulk
-calling anorexics fatty
-making-out in front of priests
-selling drugs in front of rehab clinics
-telling girlfriend's fathers exactly what my plans are for their daughter
-showing up to KKK meetings, bitch-slapping the rallyist, and surviving to tell the tale
-dumping one-thousand pennies in front of a homeless man