words of a pulse, formed, and then deformed into the the kind of limbless freak who drools upon himself at the mention of toast, you can keep sending me but ill just get sent somewhere else, it's not enough to sustain you, your efforts and good and your eyes show me what you say is true, or maybe it was when you would blink at me or stop and think about why i was still there, but sometimes it takes more than a horde of soldiers to move the earth, sometimes it takes ideas and notions and thoughts and music and colors and love, slave, slave slave, enslaved by machines, repair the fallen, liquidate the terminated, this is not alot, but then again, i can't prove it's not everything, and every single time, it never fails, that when her lips touch mine i fall through everything onto a plain of bliss, when nothing really matters, because it isn't really there, but you can't take your eyes of it for a second, and then you twitch twitch and then more things come at you, things like the second coming, an oped door, balls of yarn, but you could stay alive, fight like a brave, then dig your own grave with a stolen shovel, dig dig, live live, shovel the coal into your burner, show them you can still fight and that you can still move,
this is life
this is self caused
this is the last
but there was never a first
and if there was, i shot him
no more computer for me, but i got a cell 381-4704, keep in touch niggas
Why do women fake orgasms?
They think we care!
Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
To match the refrigerator and the dishwasher
what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
hit her
why dont women need to know how to drive??
theres no road from the bedroom to the kitchen
how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
give her a shovel
What do you know about a woman with one black eye?
She's a fast learner.
Why do guys like blow jobs so much?
Its the only thing you can get straight through a woman’s head.
truck driver runs over a woman. Who's fault is it?
The truck driver, he shouldn't have been driving through the kitchen.
What does a woman do as soon as she gets out of the Battered Wives Shelter?
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her...
why is there a window over every kitchen sink?
so your wife can see the lawn she has to mow when shes done washing dishes.
What do you do if she is straying 20 ft. from the kitchen?
Shoot her, she is getting away.
what is the difference between a woman and a robber?
a robber demands your life, or your money
Why were shopping carts invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs
why havent they sent a woman to the moon yet?
it doesnt need to be cleaned
Why did God give women arms?
It would take forever to lick a bathroom clean.
why are jokes about men so short?
so women can remember them.
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
how can you tell when your wife is dead?
the sex is the same, but the kitchen's dirty.
everyone you meet today is just so fuckin' fake
ends just like you'd expect it to, it was lame.
but it was goood
more people should have died.
30 questions. For what when and where I dont know.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
i havent looked into one yet
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?:
Core
4. Favorite planet?:
Saturn
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your phone?
Heather
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Idk
7. What shirt are you wearing?:
Blink-182
9. Name the brand of shoes your wearing:
i'm not wearing shoes, asshole
10. Bright or Dark Room?:
dark
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?:
they are goood
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
drinking an iced cap
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?:
nothing
15.Where is your letter box?:
on the front of my house
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
nigger
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?:
idk
18. Last furry thing you touched?
my puppy
19. What have you done in the last three days?:
went to a concert, slept gone on nex, thats about it
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
umm they have all been ok
22. Your worst enemy?
black people
23. What is your current desktop picture?
same as my display picture
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"bye"
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly:
Fly. obviously, you could make more that a million easily, by being able to fly
26. Do you like someone?
yeah
27. Last song you listened to?
the injection-rise against(LIVE)
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
yaeh
29. If you could punch 1 person in your life right now, who would it be?
idk
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
my ass or maybe the chair, they are both about the same
L - A - S - T
01. Last Cigarette: Wednesday i think
02. Last kiss: no idea
03. Last Cry: also no idea
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: probably like harry potter lol
05. Last Movie Seen In Theater: Disturbia
06. Last Book Read: it was about modern atheists, made me feel hardcore
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: damn
08. Last Beverage Drank: skim milk
09. Last Food Consumed?: carrots
11. Last TV Show Watched: clone high
12. Last Time Showered: like 15mins ago
13. Last Shoes Worn: old ratty converse
15. Last Soda Drank: diet caffeine free coke
16. Last Thing Written: the last question
17. Last Words Spoken: ok
18. Last Annoyance: couldnt find my shit
19. Last Time Scolded Someone: prolly this afternoon
20. Last Web Site Visited: Nex, before that it was google
B - O - D - Y:
01. Piercings: nope
02. Tattoos: can't wait till december
03. Height: 6'0 maybe 6'1? i think?"
04. Shoe size: 13-14
05. Hair color: faded black
06. Eye color: hazel
L A S T . . .
01. Movie you rented: that one with will smith and his kid, the pursuit of happiness or some shit
03. Song you listened to: some wierd techno shit i found on my itunes
04. Song that was stuck in your head?: CPR
05. CD you bought: oh, calcutta!
06. Person that's called you: cole, maybe kelsey
10. Person you were thinking of: cole and kelsey
11. Friend you made mad: no one
T R U E O R F A L S E . . .
01. You have a crush on someone: True.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else: True
03. Think about suicide:
04. You believe in a God: False
05. You want more Piercings: True
06. You drink/have drunk: True
07. You do/did drugs:True
08. You smoke/have smoked: True
09. You like cleaning: False
10. You like roller coasters: True
11. You write in cursive:false
F O R *O R * A G A I N S T...
01. Long distance relationship: Agaisnt
02. Teenage smoking: idk
03. Doing drugs: for.
04. Driving drunk: agaisnt
05. Someone uses someone for their goodies: for
HAVE YOU
01. Ever cried over the opposite sex: yes
02. Ever lied to someone: yes
03. Ever been in a fist fight: yes
04. Ever been arrested: no, close though
RANDOM...
01. Who is your best friend: cole jones
02. Shoes do you wear: converse ones
03. Are you scared of love: no
04. What are your favorite bands? whoever made the hamster dance
NUMBER..
01. Of times you have been in love? once
02. Of times you have had your heart broken? three times
03. Of hearts you have broken? i hope none, but i'm afraid one.
04. Of drugs taken? 6
05. Of people you consider your enemies? anyone who isnt my friend
06. Of scars on your body? 2
07. Of things in your past that you regret? too many
How old will you be in 10 months?
18
Do you think you'll be married by then?
No.
What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
Maybe i won't be a failure.
Who was the last person you called?
I don't remember.
Who was the last person to call you?
Cole, probably
What's your ringtone?
i don't have a phone, but it would be The Touch by Stan Bush
Do you have any pets?
Two dogs.
What were you doing at 2 am last night?
Running
Are your parents married/divorced/separate?
Separate
When is the last time you saw your Brother/s?
i don't have brothers
What happened at 10:00 am today?
i woke up.
How many states have you lived in?
zero
How many cities/towns have you lived in?
two.
Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
shoes
What was the last thing you ate?
cheerios
What is your favorite ice cream?
vanilla
What is your favorite dessert?
free base cocaine
What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwiches?
raspberry.
Do you like coffee?
once in a while
What do you drink in the morning?
milk, or orange juice
Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
nah
Do you know how to play poker?
i think so
Do you eat out or at home more often?
home
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
my amish neighbor has the same birthday, so does my grade 3 teacher, but she died in a car accident
Do you know any other languages?
no, but i took french in 9th grade, it was a complete train wreck
Have you ever been in an ambulance?
never
Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
ocean's smell bad, and pool's are filled with piss, i like my bathtub
Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
window, becsuse it's one less person to sit beside
Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
you have to be retarded not to. or a woman.
What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
i dont like spending money
Do you wear any jewelry?
no, it's pointless.
What is your favorite TV shows?
south park, robot chicken
Can you roll your tongue?
yes
Who is the funniest person you know?
Dan is pretty funny
Can you lick your elbow?
impossible
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
no
Where were you last night?
here
Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
yes
Do you dye your hair?
yes
Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
yes, because it was on barney once, and i wish to be a dinosaur, so i model my life after him.
Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
my closet doesnt have doors.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
i could take a bear, easy. fucking bears.
