Once upon a time there was a gorgeous princess who happened to be named Maren, She had a wicked sister, who puts ice down guy's pants for a laugh or two! This Princess, really likes playing with paper mache and making a face out of a balloon, and paper mache, this face resembed some what like pinochio. Maren the little sweet princess, has only a handful of days before she is endited and honoured to be queen, she gladly shuts down the position, because she would much rather be a princess , but well all know that princesses are way hotter then queens, queens are all old and yeah not effin beautiful like princess's. One day she was wandering through the woods thinking of the different varieties of muffins, she knew that she was like a chocolate muffin because they are the almighty of muffins, anyways during her wandering through the woods, she notices a strapping young lad who was staring at her from across the forest lol. She looks away and continues her journey. A few moments later she notices the same young Handsome devil walking her way, she turns and smiles and says are you following me? The young man says yes I most certainly am, a smile builds on the princess's face, Why are you dressed like a King she replies, the young man says well i have a simple answer to your question, I am King Dustin!! Why are you following me in the woods she says? Well it gets very boring in the kingdom and thought walking through the woods would be much more exciting then sitting in my comfy throne he gladly replies, and i'm following you because you are the most prettiest lady I have ever seen the King exclaimed! Well i am greatly honoured to hear from the King of..the princess stalls, sorry where is your kingdom the princess says. My kingdom is just through the woods towards giant head with a giant nose all constructed out of paper mache the king says, Wow i love paper mache the princess screams, well I already knew that considering you have paper mache all over you lol the king chuckles. Hehe , giggles the princess, want to come to my kingdom the king asks? I would be gladly the princess says. Along their walk the king holds the princess's hand, she doesn't even budge and goes with it, about 10 minutes later they pass the giant paper mache head , the king and princess both have a chuckle about it because well who cant say that paper mache is fun! Finally they reach the kings kingdom, they have a romantic king sized super consisting of a 100 foot table with a wide variety of foods, during their supper they have a jester to entertain them, the princess found the jester to be quite an idiot because all that he would talk about is cats, and the princess happened to hate cats with a passion. Later that night, the princess says, i must return back to my home, the king acknowledges no my dear you must stay at Dustin's kingdom, the princess says if its ok with you i suppose i can stay, once night came and gone, it was as if they king and princess have known eachother for an eternity, not to long after the princess basically flipped the bird to every one in her kingdom and moved in with the KING! Not to distant from that day the king asked the princess to marry him, she screamed yes i will marry you are you kidding me, so of course then they kissed and such lol.After engaging in sexual intercourse , i might add a very copious amout ! On their hunny moon the king had gotten the princess pregnant and they had a girl named Anastasia, Anastasia became princess and who woulda known, the gorgous lady named Maren became queen! And they all lived happily ever after and then had about another 1000 children!!