its that time again...
LETS GO OILERS LETS GO!

Mark is so awesome that he alone transcends space and time!

Knock Knock.... F*CK OFF
Well lets see, for starters I am in my fourth year at the university of alberta, I love to snowboard, dance, crack jokes, and hang out with the boys.
FRAT BOY FOR LIFE



There is more, but your just going ot have to ask. =)

"Set yourself apart by choosing a descriptive user-name like SocialRetard342, CuteFaceFatAss, or RohypnolLarry."

Zap-"This is the part I hate, the calm before the battle."
Fry-"Then the battle isnt so bad?"
Zap-"Oh, I forgot about the battle."

"i cant handle them big .. ur big .. leave me alone" Keri - aka Blazin-Hooch

"I dont like to spend $50 just to hold hands." <---- Best quote

"So we were f*cking, and she thought we were all close and s*it" - Curtis Piggot

" i'm a bucket of smashed assholes right now." HAHA Haley aka Haleyjane

"Why cant we just do it now? Its not like im ever comming back to salt lake." - Props

"I dont mind a few rope suckers now and then, but this guy is the king of all fags." - Props

If anyone call tell me how I get my Outlook express to say "Mail Motha Fucka!" everytime I get a message, that would be awesome. <---- HA! I did it, man is that good stuff. Ask me how.

PS this guy was so guilty



Check out pics of my many exploits at www.kappasig.ca, or www.ualberta.ca/~mpp

interesting truths -
people you meet will always look MOST like their worst picture they have posted.
dinner is a cliche first date because it works
going to the movies is NOT conducive to good first impressions
im probably smarter then you
going "dutch" sends mixed and possibly wrong messages
I dont care about how much you drank, or how much your clothes cost
dance floors are full of creepers who make my job more difficult
i am deathly afraid of needles
liquor before beer your in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker
you dont have to be right to win an argument
80% of new messages come from people who didnt read your profile
I am the kind of guy who appreciates a feminine woman
i hate answering the phone
im not afraid of commitment, im afraid of losing the right one
you will always be stuck behind old sunday drivers when you are already late
flames suck (though so does the red wings)
a degree in physics and math is probably not as useful as you think
school is easy
real life is not my thing just yet (until I find a job i like I guess)
it is better to stick your neck out then to sit in a hole and wonder what could be
if your going to date someone that makes friends in your social circle, you better
-make sure they are ok with they way you act around your buds
old people drive even worse in Miami
american beer is impossible to get drunk off of
tall women are so... *drool*
no one likes a girl who invites themselves to guys nights

LOOK OUT! un-updated information below

Confidence, a sence of humor, looks, having a blast, travel, and comments on my profile - I dunno, makes me feel cool. HA! Save water, shower with someone! How hard is it to find a girl out there, who is pretty, AND has her own opinions. I know your out there, but I seem to attract all the quiet ones.

AND SKI TRIPS WITH U OF A PEOPLE! GO TEAM! WOOT!
TRIPS TO MOSCOW IDAHO!
WATER PARK DRUNK FESTS!
VACATIONS TO MEXICO!
FORMALS AT THE HOTEL MAC!
LAST DAY OF CLASS BENDERS!
BUYING DRINKS ON THE CANADA DAY LONG WEEKEND WITH CANADIAN TIRE MONEY!
GETTING LOADED AT K-DAYS IN THE BEER GARDENS ALL DAY!
FREE TICKET TO THE COORS LIGHT TRAUMA TOUR!
THE KAPPA SIGMA COORS LIGHT MAXIM CLUB TOUR HOUSE PARTY!
DODGEBALL AT COWBOYS!
DODGEBALL AT RUM! <--- We won $100. Yay us
GOING TO SEE DARUDE AT COWBOYS! (even though it was all pre-mixed stuff, that lazy ass head)
HALLOWEEN! Reds and the Howler!
PUB CRAWLS WITH NEW FRIENDS!
MORE SKI TRIPS WITH U OF A PEOPLE! *What bus we talk'n bout?!*
LONG WEEKEND CAMPING TO PIGEON LAKE!
WINNING TRIPS TO TORONTO FOR AXE U!!! (and for getting to meet Lil John) YA!!!!!
MEXICO VACATIONS WITH SORORITY GIRLS!
SALT LAKE CITY FRATERNITY CONFERENCE!
ROAD TRIPS TO KAMLOOPS FOR NO REASON!
VACATIONS TO MIAMI! <-- OMG people in america cant drive worth shit and their beer sucks
wow this hasnt been updated in a while.

and my mom, cause she says I am cool






and theonion.com... wow is that site funny shiat. --> "Enchanted by own Innocence, Michael Jackson molests self"

OMG I LOVE reading all the comments left by 14 year old girls on other girls pages. Always like "bitch, you need to stop slutting and start representing" or somthing really dum like that. Holy shit is that hilarious. Another reason why I belive that girls wear makeup to show up other girls, not to impress guys. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA its a bitch life 4EVER! hahahahah!






Helping people I know out... Check out my buddies moms shop for hair and tanning! http://www.solutionshairandtanning.ca/

Funny ass pics


when people re-read my profile. Shows they care. *tear*

Tag alongs, people who just dont get it, egotists, winter driving, the "comfort zone" assosiated with relationships (ask me about this one), people who cant hold their own in a conversation, people who are bitchy for no good reason, when people (esspecialy dudes) add me to their msn without asking (unless your a really hot girl, then I can get over it), and ditchers. Man do I hate it when people ditch out. TELL ME, dont just **** off. Down voting losers, not many people on here are ugly enough to deserve ones (if you go ahead and tell me I am one of those, dont expect a reply, or your comment to stay up very long)
Sitting around waiting for you girls to call when your supposed to so we can go out for the evening.
---> talk about a way to ruin the hole night.

EMO bullshit. Since when is it a new classification to be a f@cking weirdo. Guys with make up? They were GOTHS back in my day, and that fasion went out with the dark ages...

And weirdo goth, skid people who are actualy more judgemental and cliche then they think I am. I dont go around telling you your makeup is hideous, or your hair is horrible, what make you think you have the right to tell me I am a stuck up snob?
Man, that pisses me off.

People that are ALL TALK. Mostly you girls that do that piss me off.

Guys that check out my profile, then tell ME I am gay. I think you need to take a step back and re-evaluate your situation.

CRAZY GIRLS. Ack, there are alot of you out there. eek

Girls that pretend to be into ya, only to ask if you can be "generous", which turns out NOT to mean sexualy generous, but in the form of a monetary donation. WTF is that... holy ****.

People who think they get me, and think they know what I am all about. Trust me, your just scratching the surface.

Why do some of you ladies just turn hostile when your obviously not interested anymore. I would much rather a truthful goodbye then snappy sarcasm and snide comments. You people know who you are.

When someone will give you there cell, and then act like "oh, its you." when you call. If you dont want to meet up, dont give me your number, and dont pretend things are ok. ARGH. Is their no honest people left? If I dont have interest in you, you will know it.

People who talk about me behind me back - to my friends none the less - and think that I will not hear about it. This isnt high school - for me anyway - so stop acting like it.
WHEN SOME FACKER AT K-DAYS STOLE MY NEW AND WICKED ZEBRA PRINT COWBOY HAT! LIKE WTF!
I cant belive I of all people am about to say this, but imature people. I dont want to hear about how much you paid for somthing, how drunk you got, how big your earings are, or what brand names you wear. See the above line which talks about this not being High School.

Other fraternities that dont know what a "prank" is supposed to be. Buring the letters from our house, thats low, and we aint gonna let that one slide.

Falling for anyone. It never works, and honesty gets you know where. I'm doomed to get married to some girl I barely care about. --> addition --> dream girls who wont let you get close...

People that dont shut their yap durring movies. I paid good cash to be there.


Not having money to buy beer. man those days you really need a beer....


I have some friends that would think this is a good time to move in...


I hate a lot of things, but I try to take most things with a grain of salt.

I also dislike not being cool enough. That dude off of that movie one time, man he was cool. And what happened to all the Edmonton peeps... all you from BC are taking over. BOO urns and I hate being old. I want to be 20 again.

when team canada cant win in hockey. Like come on, we have better players, why dont you losers start acting like a real team?
Creep'n profiles and accidentally stumling on to guys profiles who have plus... ewwwww