im brandi you know my style

only i would break my wrist kill my shoulder smack and severly bruise my head when in a mosh pit dead sober

SNOWBOARDING= T MINUS SO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* jillian - your so ugly .. no meat no hubert. ha ha most of my stories begin with something you and i did. we always have the most random nights that end up being so fun. and i love after we drink when we have our morning laugh attack everytime. whether it be over the world largest sausage or something so embaressing that happened the night before.laying in bed chain smoking durin the day. mexico in generally ps my mattress just got flipped was probably one of my favorite texts we have shared. we two are one and always will be. nothing can ever come between us.
*cassie - kinda like you especially when you run after me just to hold my hair back, thank god we keep care of eachother
*amanda - i dont even know where to begin, drinking straight out of the bottle mary j me you kurt landon stealing christmas tree WORST night turning into the best night ever!
*dana - most random friend haha but i love it!
*celine - celine come on were all having a sleepover. gators and floral print best... walking home stiletos and tank tops. when one of us is hammered and the other is dead sober is effin hilarious. the things we say to eachother hey. especially me sitting in the flyer box or you trying to carry everything downstairs ahahah
*jesse - BOOTS i kinda like you!
*matt - i kinda miss you - mad love
*wifey - you taught me all i know good and bad... i love when me and you get thrown into eachother in a mosh pit and embrace because we are so scared for our lives ahaha
*cousinship - jenna i love you -were actually bff

HOW PETIE SAID LOVE YOU TO ME! hahaha i told you i could get you to do that! haha

GO OILERS GO!

-me learning how to play the drums.... thanks KEV! your teaching me more

-i like how greasy me and amanda are.... no cups left at the party no fear..... we will chug our RYE straight outta the bottle.... followed directly by beer bonging bahaha... cute shape we always end up in.

three days grace. three sober girls in the mosh pit thank god.... ill take one for the team here and break my wrist and fall onto my head. swear that was the best concert tho.

brandi and amandas 19th birthday bash.. k that pub crawl was a gongshow.. it would be wonderful if i could remember past the first bar. thanks guys

cowboys night- pretty much the best night ever. pre drinking to cranium.. which i promise me and jilly were not cheating at. me biffing directly onto my spine in the middle of the parking lot in the headlight of the cab so that everyone could see me that was prime.. cadilac ranch with kevin which consists pretty much of us stumbling around the dance floor. the eight of going to the dance floor as a group and actually being together all night. swear we need a reunion of that night immediatly. brandi i need to borrow some SWEAAAATS! hahaha and you girls making the kitchen a disaster with kd cheese everywhere.. thanks for offering me some kd girls haha

celine after the guys christmas party. i dont even know how to explain how funny that night was. from her falling out of the cab and screaming love you to me and amanda. going to put gas in her car otherwise her lines would of froze apparently. Her hanging her head out of the car at the gas station and puking as guys are watching her. Her fallng and jesse house and her gathering everything and trying to hold it all as she "walks" downstairs. im pretty sure my stomach hurt from laughing with you so hard. haha and the FACE which i thought would be a wonderful idea to whip out the next night when i was that hammered and she got to be the sober one laughing at me



i love when i see kevin running directly at me and then leap just to bodyslam me haha

-mustache paarttty! so greasy yet so cute.

-GUITAR HERO! need i say more
-AMERICAN GLADIATORS! best effin costumes
-joeys party ingeneral.... how disgusting were all of us haha
-team smurfettes
-keg stands.. yes we dominate
-planning someones birthday- which you know is a success when the birthday girls falls onto her face in front of eight cops and all she cares about is if her jeans are ripped. and then FALLS again when were walking home in heels and tanktops haha
-clicker licker
-family portrait pictures
-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
-right meow
-the favorites
-girls night out... except how i get blackout coma cute---k this point is proven again next time please dont let me drink a two six of rye to myself
-pizza pops
-you motorboating son of a bitch!
-laptop- so beautiful
-mcdonalds.. excessive amounts with dana haha
- brillian - we two are one it kinda completes me
-okay whose whipper snipping at 4 am ahahahahaha
-calling celine at 4 am when i have hypothermia in my hot tub
-rye in us girls... it always brings out the best of us
-not delivering those stupid flyers with amanda and celine, and me getting brents house wonderful
-the occasional rippers at my house
-jillian putting people in chokeholds... jillian kicking the shit outta one person.. generally i just love her when she has rye in her system
-jillian texting me you know what you know when ahahahahaha
-amanda being my parachutte, the wind beneath my wings
-our old arbys pride days( how we would go in so hungover and that bacon would kill us)
-full out going to the park to full fledge play
-FLOOR SEATS TO THREE DAYS Wooooooo- k that mosh pit was probably the funniest thing ever
-celines morning routine at my house
-blaring three days grace at 8am cleaning after my ripper and then suddenly my front door SLAMMING hahaa
-drinking like we mean it- k you know im hammered when i say that
-cheers till you can't speak
-wanda putting nail polish remover in her eye thinking its make up remover
-wanda calling amanda asking if she took the remote
-4 am session with celine when were pissed.
-carcas
-the funniest texts we send to eachother
-brandi amanda kirt firt landon mary j and stealing christmas trees best effin night hahaah
-being cut of at tap house... k thats just embaressing girls
-no meat no hubert/no boris commercial too bahaha
-jillian and me making fun of tavish.... deisel dangles candy
-jillian drunk off yukofluxxxxxxx at my family event.. that was HILARIOUS
-large pizza and wings need i say more or mac n cheese extra pep... cactus cuts extra dip bahaha n( k were obese jilly)
-THE EYE DART HAHAHA
-celine fallining in front of eight cops at her birthday
-walking home in stiletos and tank tops and celine biffing again
-shut up and DO ME
-slumber parties with the floral mats and gators.. need i say more
-laugh attacks in the bathroom... could i ask what we were cackling at
-celine impersonating my feliz navidad dance and not remembering
-not me being toast for halloween when i was 5.. and people seeing that picture
HALLOWEEN costumes-- they are going to dominate
-thanksgiving dinner--- grandma good may i say
-go OILERS
-JACKASS: NUMBER TWO--- effing hilarious

*lobsters! i swear you bring one near me i cry
*beetle juice.. SO SCARY!
*when someone walks behind me when im going up the stairs.... i have some crazy phobia ha ha
*BOSTON PIZZA! never work there
*the grade two teacher hahaha nice hair cut
-the right kinda of wrong... trouble
-sewing those effin halloween costumes... especially when then rye pops came into effect