Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
Meghan
(For this I picked the funniest)
An irish meatflap that constantly trips over things and snorts for no reason.
Ex. That girl over there is suchha meghan.

2) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3) One of your friends.
Kiki
Slang term for womens genitals in the Filipino language

4) What should you be doing?
Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

5) Favorite color?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6) Hometown?
Fort McMurray
Fort McMurray, colloquially referred to as Fort Mac, is a city in the northeastern part of Canada's western province of Alberta. A Big oil town full of young and old men and women looking for big money and