I turn 18 in an hour and a half yeaaaaa

this is pretty stellar

So i dont leave 4 that job til
mid week if i do cuz they mite not
take me. and my leavin party i
got so hammed i let l;aurence cut
my hair with craft scissors into
a mullet morning comes my mom gives him clippers
to fix it. than we go 2 chad o's he cuts my hair into a mowhawk
wit a mullet in the back like tatanka
than they go to the old bar and get beat by the bouncers
cuz the bouncers a fuckin queers

if my dad gets me this job
ima be leavin 2morrow
for a month 2 loydminister
runnin a packer. ill make 5grand
and than 75 bucks a day for sub
but than gone 4 that long. and when
i get back ill be gone to peace river
for a month and a half doin same
shit its alotta money but ima miss evryone

well i was makin 15 an hopur
full time job quit
that to make 20 an hour worked there
than i had 2 quit cuz i dont
have the money to drive a hundred clicks a day lol

He wore that cowboy hat to cover up his horns.
Sweet-talkin' forked tongue half a temptin' charm.
Before I turned around, that girl was gone.
All I can say is, "Bartender, pour me somethin' strong."

Here's to the past, they can kiss my glass.
I hop she's happy with him.
Here's to the girl, who wrecked my world,
That angel who did me in.
I think the devil drives a Coupe de Ville.
I watched 'em drive away over the hill,
Not against her will, an' i've got time to kill,
Down in Brokenheartsville.

It was long on chrom, sittin' in the lot.
An' fire engine red, that thing was hot.
He revved it up, she waved goodbye.
Well, love's gone to hell and so have I.

Here's to the past, they can kiss my glass.
I hope she's happy with him.
Here's to the girl, who wrecked my world,
That angel who did me in.
I think the devil drives a Coupe de Ville.
I watched 'em drive away over the hill,
Not against her will, an' i've got time to kill,
Down in Brokenheartsville.

Here's to the past, they can kiss my glass.
I hope she's happy with him.
Here's to the girl, who wrecked my world,
That angel who did me in.
I think the devil drives a Coupe de Ville.
I watched 'em drive away over the hill,
Not against her will, an' i've got time to kill,
Down in Brokenheartsville.

So i decided to chug like 3 quarters of a 26
from the ledge to th shaw b4 my grad after
i drank like 7 beers and around half
a 60 of champainge, so you can geuss what happens next
i pass out puke everyy where a lil philipino lady cleans my
puke and wipes my face (yes we got pics) than i pass out on the toilet we also got a pic but it not like that nvr happened on new years
than passed out on a bench than finally woke up at the dance i missed
our grad photo our speech dance and dinner, but woke up 4 the
after grad in which i stayed til the end wooot wooot

I just dont get how ppl
have the decency 2 do
the same thing time and time again
after they promised 2 nvr do it again
than hate when shit starts oh well
after this weekend u wont evn know my name

Ok so we were at a party
and we needed reception
so after about 15 pops i drove
to the top of a hill on our way
back we seen deer in a field
so we decided my car would be the weapon to get
them hahah and well lets jus say they
faster thn my car hahaha

The best way to end a game
of street puck has gotta be breaking
a hockey stick over a pole
unless u do wat i did and break it
but have the broken piece come back
hit u in the face and drop u like it
was no big deal. all i member is swinging
the stick than lying on the ground feeling my
eye ear and cheek to see if i was bleeding
i wasnt but i later realised either
my cheek bone or upper jaw bone is
outa place in it was bulging outa my face
hahaha but i pushed it back into were
it belongs i think hahah

well a great deal of the
blogs from this weekend
are very very sad and the
worst part is i have been
involved in the majority of them

So last nite we heard
that there was gonna be
a snowday today (tuesday)
so we decided to get together
and have a ripper while watchin
the game. It turned out to be
a huge house party and i had
over 20 beers by 730 at night lol
i nvr puked or passed out im a champ lol
but it was such a great time and
i woulda invited ppl but forgot my phone
at home lastnight sorry...

I Geuss Hittin Rock Bottom Gives
You A Better View Of Were You
Fucked Up In Life Help Me
Be A Better Person And Change

Ok so we all go out to party
im drivin but my alternator dies
b4 i pick everyone up but i manage
to talk James into lettin me use his car
for a night. So we go to 20 it gets shut down
so we go to the river on the way there
i hang my feet out of the car and slide em
along the road goin a buck 10 they were hot lol
soo the river sucked so i figured id jump in it lol
which sucked even more lol..as i was warmin up my
feet got decent burns on em cuz my bare feet were
in te fire. So we are on our way home we pick up a hitch hiker
which we stick in the box wit our two ther buddies
which was prbly scary as shit for them lol and finally
on are way home we fing girl guide cookies and they are good lol

ok should my first tatoo
be an anchor on my forarm
with old hand writing around
it saying "A Pirtes Life Is Te Life For Me"??
like actually would that be sweet or wat

I bet you can't do this, because only 1 in every 30 people can..

I dare you to send me a message and tell me the absolute
truth of how you feel about me I mean EVERYTHING that you think about me. Just do it.
and then if you have the guts, repost this question to see what people
think of you.
And everyone answer
cuz i wanna see wat kinda
shitbag i really am...