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lmfao.. those who know us both will understand ;)

Hello.. my name is Danielle and I'm addicted to poker.. :-)

BASICS

Height:	164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Weight:	56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:	April 04, 1987
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	Burnaby, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Profile Updated:	01:52pm \| Mar 04, '08

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ABOUT ME

Im Me and ONLY me...I won't change for any one...so Love me or Hate me...I could really care less

Hey there, my name is Danielle and I'm 21 years young.
I am a very nice person unless you disrespect myself or friends/family.
Otherwise I am always up for a good time.. I love to party it up
(I am enjoying my youth.. so sue me!) I am obsessed with poker and don't have
a problem with that at all I love being with friends and family especially
when there is booz (I preffer tequilla) and poker involved.. I am in college studying
sign language and loving it! I can't wait until I am all done and start bringing in the
money I love my family more than anything.. they mean everything to me..
I have been an aunty since I was 10 years old and love my 2 neices and 2 nephews
with all my heart.. one sure way to piss me off is to say anything negative about my
family.. so please do not joke around because I take it very seriously.. I love watching
movies and sometimes TV if there's something good on.. I am a geek in so many ways
and I love it!! I love board games.. like classic monopoly, scrabble, guess who
(ok so that's not really a board game but I love it anyways lol).. I love chess
and am always up for a good challenge because I don't lose often and when I do
I can appreciate it because it means I've played a worthy apponent! I also play video
and computer games and will never stop doing that because
it's fun.. so why would I? lol anyways I could go into far more detail about myself
but I think if you need to know more you can always ask me
Thanks for taken the time to find out a little bit more about me

Live Life For The Future so that you don't regret your past

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond all measure.
It is our light not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God
Your playing small doesn't serve the world.
There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people
won't feel insecure around you.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone and as we let our light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Brown
You have brown eyes. Brown is the color of the earth. Your eyes symbolize your comforting and fostering nature. You are stable, grounding, sophisticated, considerate, conventional and orderly. People may consider you to be cozy or warm. People feel safe when they are with you. Some words to describe you: reliability, elegance, security, healing, homely, grounding, foundation, and earthly.
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I'm ready to fly, so watch for me when you're looking up

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most beautiful flower of all"

I feel that this saying fits with my life, I have had so much adversity in my life and I have come so far from it and really made something out of my life that I can be proud of

LOVES

I LOVE MY FAMILY MORE THEN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!

these are my 2 beautiful neices and my extremely adoorable nephew!

this is my nephew reece and I love him more then words can explain

this is my gorgeous sister laurel wearing her bridesmaid dress at my other sisters wedding

haha awwe this is Reece who was a ring bearer at the wedding and because he wasn't even 2 yet it was hard to keep a hold of him.. so here he is walking all in and around them and on Heathers wedding dress lol

Awwe I was totally crying during this part! This is my mom and dad walking my beautiful sister, Heather, down the isle

this is my stunningly beautiful mommy hehe I love her soooo much

my neice alexis.. god shes beautifull DAMN I HAVE A HOT FAMILY

haha

This is my other neice Hailey who looked absolutely gorgeous as a flower girl at her mommys wedding.

I fuckin love harry potter. yess I'm a dork deal with it lol.

AND just so every1 knows even tho im sure they dont give a flying fcuk IM obsessed with babyphat stuff.. love the clothes the jewelery AND alllll the accessories

Well seeing as i was born in april.. and my birth stone is the diamond.. its perfectly natural that im OBSESSED WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world."

R.I.P Anj, you will be missed forever and loved just as long. May you always be at peace!

So god asked them all "who wants to pee standing up?" and the males SHOT their hands into the air yelling "ME! ME!" So god replied "very well, and for the rest of humanity..
MULTIPLE ORGASMS ....

Can you tell what my fav cars are? lol sexy aren't they?

THINGS I FUKCING DISLIKE :)

I hate guys who feel the need to put you down. Who are so fucked up that they think if they hit you and push you around and make you scared that they are "in charge". I hate the fact that no matter how hard you try to be a good person and do the right thing.. there will always be a fucked up person to come and smack that aside because all that matters is their happiness no matter who they hurt or how fucked up what they do is.. And most of all I hate people, especially guys, who feel the need to lie about everything because they are so insecure about themselves that they think if they lie enough they will actually become something better. The more you lie the harder it's going to get to maintain that lie.. next thing you know your intire life will be one big lie and you will never be happy in that kind of a situation. Grow up and get some balls ... not to mention some integridy..

****BITCHESSS!!

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*~stupid hipocrytical sluts who call other girls sluts.. now how does that make sense? lol~*

WHORES, SLUTS, & SKANKS

*~people who are always surrounded by drama and constantly trying to surround others in the same thing.. grow up already jeez!~*

*~People who are fake.. no I don't mean so much the plastic fake .. what I mean is people who put on fasades in order to manipulate others to get their way.~*

*~I HATE FRICKIN PMS'ING... GRRRRRR ITS SO ANNOYING~*

A Womans thoughts on Blowjob Etiquette
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."

When my favourite hockey team loses to a shitty team!

*~people who swear TOOOO MUCH!~*

*~people who try to fight over the internet.. grow up

*~I HATE SPIDERS SO MUCH!~*

*~I hate being Burnt out Or Paranoid!~*

*~drama queens TAKIN TO THE MAX! lol~*

*~People who honestly have a problem with lying.. Compulsive Liars.. honestly the only person you're harming in the end is yourself.. because the more people you lie to, wether it be the ones you love or ones you just have to deal with in life, the less people you'll end up having to lie to because you'll have lost them all .. also you're only going to end up making yourself look a fool once you get caught and found out for who you really are.. a fraud! ~*

You know who you are

*~cheaters... don't be such a selfish fuck if you're not happy.. chances are the other person isn't either. Get your balls down up off the shelf and end the relationship.. either that or re-evaluate what can be done to save it if that is what you both really want.~*

*~When guys come on too strong... ~*

*~abusive guys~*

*~immature lil girls~*

*~When people abuse animals.. not cool at all

*~I hate being smothered or not given time 2 cool down if I'm in a bad mood.. specially PMS'ing.. GET A CLUE lol

*~I am like the grammar police somtimes.. like with the words your and you're.. please learn to distinguish between the 2
.. thanks

*~When people hold my past against me as if I am not able 2 change. I have changed a lot thank u & maybe u should try 2 get 2 know me again instead of just jumping to conclusions like some idiot

*~When people contradict themselves.. especially when they are biitching at me about something while being a complete hypocrite...~*

Guys who are complete gross fukcing pigs who say gross raunchy things to me (especially over the net) seriously if you are that desperate for some action.. go get urself a fukcin hooker.. and believe me I'm farrrr from one k thanks!~*

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