NEEW NEXOOPIA ,
.SEX;LOVE.
ADDDD ME , THIS OONE IS BEEEING DELEETEED
peeople deefinitly haave to haangoout with ' ?
' billie-raae tuurner
' dakooda joohnsoon
' marissa aashe
' krystina moorrison
' morgaaan hyde
aanymoore ?
UUURG '
sitting here reeading those stuupid fucking messaages
brings me baack to the thoought of yoou '
like hoonestly i wish everything weent baack to nomal
like i aactually miss you so so muuch ' aand
i hoonestly aam reeady to give uup on eveerything exeept school '
like i miss waalking aarouind with you i miss sighning oon
to fbook and seeing ( 1 ) new messaage and reeading it
aand i coouldnt stoop smiling even aafter i waas doone it ;
aand yeea ' i did maake stuupid promises thaat probably didnt matter
aat all not noow obviously ; buut if i coould goo baack in time aand fix whaat
ever happeend thaat ended thaat then i woould ; hoonestly i waas reading
thoose messaages bewteen me + you
aand i waas aboout to cry all oover agaain '
Just read the ‘offense’ and if you’ve done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each ‘offense’ and added up
your total fine. Title your bulletin ‘My Bail is $……..’ You don’t
have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
1) Smoked pot — $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk –$50
3) Cheated on your significant other — $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
5) Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
6) Went streaking — $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
8) Kissed a co-worker– $ 20
9) Kissed your boss –$50
10) Been arrested — $5
11) Spent time in jail — $15
12) Peed in the pool — $0.50
13) Played spin the bottle — $5
14) Done something you regret — $20
15) Slept with your best friend >– $20
16) Been in love with a stripper — $20
17) Went skinny dipping — $5
18) Been slapped– $5
19) Slapped someone– $5
20) Beat up someone — $20
21) Been jumped — $10
22) Ever had sex in a library — $25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space — $25
24) Cheated on test — $50
25) Vandalized something — $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents’ bed — $100
27) Crossed dressed — $10
28) Given money to stripper — $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket– $30
30) Been with someone 15 years younger — $90
31) Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
32) Had sex while at work– $75
33) Ever drive drunk (you stupid ass) — $20
34) Used toys while having sex — $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
36) Had sex in a pool — $20
37) Masturbated — $.10 x each time
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
39) Done oral — $5
40) Got oral — $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $65
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
43) Stole something — $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail — $25
45) Made a dirty home video — $150
46) Published a dirty home video on the internet –$250
47) Had a threesome — $120
48) Had sex in a public place– $220
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars –$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student–$80
53) Lied to your mate — $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
My Bail Is : $ 182
OK, now tally up your answers, then, copy paste this into your own note
to tag all of the people you want to take
the test…… In the subject of your forward put your
‘My Bail Is… (your total)
hoonestly i am reeady to give up on eeeverything .
i wish the whoole thing between me + . . . . neever happened
we neeever met and i coould go on living life to the fulleeest .
buut nooo i juust haad to all for you . aand eend up getting huurt .
aand it alwaays happeeens . soo now i am juust going to geet to knoow my seelf better aand taake time off from everyone ( guy ) . . . . . ahahah buudddy okaay doont expeect me to fuckin ' caare aabout you , like hoonestly you shoould'nt even . . . . . . . . like i hoope you get hit . your obviously stupid enoough to fuckin ' cuut your seelf . / / if i cooould goo baack in time aand fix whaat's all happening to maake suure it neever dooes we neever meet you pareents neever have yoou aand you neever die aand maake me loose my ' dad ' . aand your juust eraased froom my entire life i would be the happiest peersoon in the entire wooorld / / goo diie / / yoou maake me fuuckin ' laaaaaugh doont eveen try your aactually soo soo stuupid . .
ahahah foor nooot veeenting ' laast time this is to yoou . (:
i looove kirstyn b ' ♥
thooughts .
- yooour stuupidd .
- boooooy yooou spin my heeeead right rooooound .
- caaaan't waait foor thee weekeeend .
- beegining to find oout who mattters and whoo neever diid .
- yoou guuuys aare deefinitly the truuuue feeew . k.j + m.a + b.t + k.m + m.m
- reeents ' gooin tooo the shoow tooniiggght .
- yoou knooow yoour aa skiiddd wheeeen .
- HOLY ASSSSFUUCCCK AAARE YOU FUUCKING SERIOUS KRYSTYN . ?
- figuuureeed oout this moornin' thaat wheen im tireeed i bitcch aabout a laata' diffeereent peeople .
- draaamaa waas amaaaazing . ahahah maaarshaall + speenceeer aare some preeeeetttty hot draaaags
- fridaaaay = paaddlewheeeeel + alchohoool + frieeends + (maaabbeeeeey, hoopefullly) booyfrieeeeeend , = moost amaaazing weekeeend eveeeer . (:
- mmmmmm . . chickeeeen striiipps (:
- moooneeeey moooneeey mooneeeeey = seeeeexxxx . (:
- chaaaaase yoou took thaat waaaaaayy too faaar
- krystinaaaaaa you bettter nooot drink whaaat i boought thaaat one night .
- nooota' lotta thoooughts .
- hoomewoork + stooooore + sleeeeeeep = haaaaapppineeesss
- ooolive + ali = tomorrow luuunch aaat timmyhoooooes. (:
- YOOOUR A SKIIIID ,
ksoo ,
this weekend me and koodas saturdaaay plaans
to go to kin and drink with emilyy and destinee ,
didn't exactly woork out , soo instead
me + koda+ marissa + krystina + robbie + brent + lane + adam
all got high and tipsy ,
well me + krystina did ,
then me + koda go back to her hoouse eat some
luucky chaaarms and fall asleeep on her coouchees , (:
hahah it waaas amaaazing , and krystinaaaa , we all have to haangout agaain on the maay long weekeend (:
kooda +emily+ destinee,
tonight willl bee amaazing ,
i hooope you twooo can sleeepoveeer
'3
laaast night befoore i went hoome
waas a compleete faaailure, ksoo i was texting , ? not really suure
but i wasnt watching were i was walking and
we were walking up to kaathy's so im walking
and out of no where this gate appears and i walk into it
loool so everyone is laaughing at me , :l
< koda johnson3 ° says:
YES SIR RE FKREANE BOB
' caaty , looouis ; says:
FUCK NO ER YYY SUURREEY BILL
< koda johnson3 ° says:
AHHHHH MY LONG LAST BROTHER.
< koda johnson3 ° says:
nanannanan how could caty be so heartless how could you be doctour evil
' caaty , looouis ; says:
HOOLLLLY SHIT MOTHA' FUCKA'
< koda johnson3 ° says:
YOU BE MY BROTHER ATTACHED TO THE HEAAAD , LOST AT BIRTH
' caaty , looouis ; says:
YOU BE MY COUSIN ATTACHED AT MY BIG TOOE
