Dr. Phil's Test: Here you go. Try this!
Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah -
she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read
on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is
pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself
and send it to your friends.
Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and
answer. Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past.
Begin.
1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon/early evening
c) late at night
2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly
3. When talking to people you.. .
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with...
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
a) a big appreciative laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or strugglingc) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant
POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
Now add up the total number of points.
Total: 49
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should
"handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered,
and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you,
wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you,
hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make
decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold
and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone
who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in
your company because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the
center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to
their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding;
someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful
& practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest.
Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone
who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same
loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot
to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long
time to get over if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They
see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on
the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully
from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction
is caused partly by your careful nature.
UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,
someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to
make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or
anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't
exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know
that you aren't.
This year was completely interesting for the better and not so good at the same time.
Gaining friends, losing friends, HEARTACHES, warm feelings, doubt, love,LUST,
REGRET, anger, REVENGE and feelinglost were many stages felt just to begin with.
Graining friends is one of the best parts of high school along with getting to know
yourself and the type of people that trust you and the trust you find within yourself.
Losing friends just because of lies and beef with them or other people in their and/or your life.
Heartaches ...pretty self explanatory I'd say.
Warm feelings from the affect of others words, touch and thoughts.
Doubt over choices made or to be made in the near future.
Love is what can be hidden in many forms and can immitate fantasy
and curiosity from reality.
Lust over impressions people give off who may not always deserve the
attention and those who are truly perfect.
Regret over choices to hold ones peace instead of speak when the time
was present. Realizing when you change something that then was the time for it to be most definite and potent.
Anger over people and incidents that cannot be changed and the fact that there's
always going be those people one cant stand and incidents one cant erase from thought.
Revenge to those who've exposed or held one from exposing life changing
choices and builing hatred in place towards them.
Lost after the many times of bad decisions and the wrong people trusted.
To feel more than this is plenty on oneself, yet alone frequent repetition.
For the unidentified and unspoken of
-Reeny-
1 Question.
1 Chance.
1 Answer.
100% Honest.
That's all you get.
You Get to Ask me 1 Question.
MESSAGE me ANY 1 Question.
Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what
you asked me and I'll answer it honestly.
The catch is, you have to repost this
and see what people ask you.
Dear incoming grade 8s,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful
words of advice:
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any
higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you
look like an easy grade 8 whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in
grade 7 in elementary school.
- dont brag about the number of grads you know. The more you brag, the more
we can tell you're a grade 8.
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid grade 8s, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and
purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your
ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on
bullcrapping around just drop out you're a lost cause and your really not that
cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or
coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 7th grade field trip. We've all
done it.. so don't be proud.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just
laugh at you.
- Stop thinking you are the shiz cuz nobody even knows you
true. you're really not.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to
make "a variety of friends." You will be laughed at.
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears
because you think that you're Hood.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is
everyone's business.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go
meet your friends in the student parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters
just taking you home.
- You'll never be as hot as the older girls. So don't try.
- To all grade 8 guys, you can't get with the older girls.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk
just has grade 8 written all over you.
- Your name is "the class of 12." HAHA.. enough said.
-Don' t try to pull that stuff "Well you were a grade 8 once..." STOP! We know
that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut the fuck up.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (&
most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
-To all the grade 8 guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why
you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your
privites is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a grade 8...for a fun-filled year
with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
and for all the grade 8's right now, your still a grade 8 until your summer is over
Sincerely,
The Class of '07, 08, 09, 2010, and 2011
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this.
1-151 Game
Here's how you play. Find an empty number from 1-151, and write down a secret of your own. Remember, you cannot tell anyone what number you picked. It's a secret. Just copy and repost this.
1.I fucked my best friends sister.. twice
2. im dying to be with someone i know i cant have and i deny it to anyone that asks
3. i am in love with my ex who is just my "bff"(better than nothing)
4. i luv someone
5.i'm Bi
6.I really like this one girl from a place but i am not sure if she likes me
7.i wish i was skinnier and i didnt promise NOT to cut
8.im gunna smoke weed soon
9. i love her but i think im just another guy 2 her
10.that new guy is hot
11.i'm suicidal, depressed, anorexic, and i cut myself.
12. I like this guy and he's 17 but im onli 14
13.ive only been in love once and it was the best times of my life
14.you all got some bad issues/secrets so mine is lyk w/e I like someone....i cant have.
15.I`ve never had a bf or kissed a boy before
16.i cry myself to sleep
17.i've had a toy car stuck in my ass since i was 3
18.im not as goody as my family thinks. i drink and smoke pot and i think i might still like one of my best friends brother who's friend i messed around with while he was high.
19. I'm dying to tell you my accomplishment... 22 inch waist and 84 pounds!
20.i was so hurt when i found out that my bf cheated on me with my bff that i cut myself for months //
21. im completely straight, but i lesbian porn gets me so horny!
22. Im depressed and thinking about killing myself if it gets any worse.
23.I wish i had better friends.
24. I am scared to grow up, i am scared to fail at life! I am scared that i will never be good enough to get into a decent college, and to never be able to obtain a good enough job to move out. I am afraid i am afraid i will end up like my father always getting angry at every little thing. I am very afraid to graduate high school and have all of my friends leave me to do much better things in their lives and leave me, and i am also afraid to not graduate high school and dissapoint my parents, yet again. So that is what i am afraid of.
All of you who have been molested, are cutting, have eating disorders and what not, GET HELP!!! if you are worried about the money just go see your school councilor or what ever, that is free
25. My best friend asked me to suck him off. the sad part is that i wanted to and im a guy
26. Im in love with a guy, i know i'll never get =(
27.Im Bi
28.I've liked you for like 3 years, we got into some term oil. But then after not seeing you for like months and seeing you again it hit me hard. I think i love you i compare you to every guy i like and even to this day i still think you you sometimes.
29.When I Eat I Feel Like A Failure....
30. i love this girl but she doesnt even know who i am
31.I only have one true friend but she lives in another state
32. It's honestly tempting to delete other people's secrets. I'm a horrible person? Got that fucking right.
33. i have a boyfriend but i like someone else
34.i am terrified of dying alone.
35.i am a slut, i fuck around with everyone.
36.i fell like runing away like every day... and i will soon
37.I guess I'm that bad of a person to never get a boyfriend... Only one person has ever asked me out... And I hated him.
38.I'm Pregnant.
39.I wish that i could tel the whole world everything but i feel like nobody listens or care
40. I'm in love with a good friend. but he has a girlfriend.
41.I changed for a guy, then he stopped loving me
42.i honestly don't like my body, everyone says i'm skinny but i'm not. i eat like a big and i feel horrible when i eat is there anyway i can lose weight?
43.i act happy most the time to cover up all the sadness inside of me no one knows anything about my life
44.I seem to get girls really easy.. truth is tho, i hate it.. I dont see whats so appealing about me, and it gets kinda annoying cuz i have a hard time dealing with temptation
45. I edited all the grammar and capital letters in this to make them proper, non-gawdy sentances.
46. i get horny in science class
47.i like someone but im just another person to them.
48. i don't think it's right to post your personal secrets on the internet. if you have a problem get help.
49.i'm considering prostituting myself to a guy for drug money
50.i still like my ex boyfriend and one of his friends, and another guy!
51.
52.i like my bf to stick it in my ass
53.
54.i like him and he doesnt know it
55.
56.
57. #111 is a freak
58.Alot of people think I'm a slut, but I'm just recovering from the pain I suffered from that one guy I thought I actually loved.
59.
60. I'm extremely confused.
61. I have no faith in myself. It's terrible to say, but i see myself committing suicide before the age of 20.
62. all my friends lately have ben depressed, sucidal, cutting, or doing drugs and its relaly upsetting me cuz i can't do anything to help them
63.
64.i love dis boiii
65. i think i may becoming anorexic, i lost 2 pounds last week
66. I can't wait for Halo 3 to come out!
67. i compulsively lie
68.
69. i've gotten molested by my brother and his best friend several times. i'm afraid to tell my parents cause they might rape me too
70. I hate your ugly, fat, ethnic girlfriend with an undying passion, we belong together, and though I try to be a friend, I can't just be friends with you, even though you fucked up, I still care.
71.
72.im giving up on life
73.I'm sadly jealous of nearly everyone around me, my dad has started to drink too much, my parents do drugs, I was molested when I was young by my dads friends. I want to be loved so bad it hurts.
74. I'm pregnant
75. i hate my parents
76.
77. i'm super jealous of my best friend and it makes me feel bad
78.
79. I used to be a runner with a small gang
80. I've been molested and no one knows
81.
82. I really like a guy named Sam, he is a freshman and I'm a sophomore, plus...i dont think he is gay. i keep thinking about him and its driving me insane. He will probably never know how I feel. I see him and he sees me and it makes my heart skip a beat.
83. i pee in the shower
84. im really mad at you, your just a dick that has no idea how much your hurting me
85. ive seen some really scary things and no one even knows about yet, not even my boyfriend
86.
87. I get hard in the shower. Sometimes.
88. I want to rape you, thats the honest truth.
89. super mad at someone who cheated on someone i really care about
90. i hate this semester soo much, i like this guy so much but he has feelings for someone else but wont make a move(long story) it feels like its all my fault and im the problem i want to talk to him about it but yet i cant i wouldnt noe what to say to him or how to start the convo, then hearing all the shit that he's been saying about me he makes me feel like im worthless and that i dont even matter!!!!!!
91.
92.ohgod, i could write a book of secrets....ok here we go...
i really like this boii, and we kissed, but i think he just used me, because after that, i have seen him make out with one girl, and heard of him trying to kiss another. i honestly think he would try to make out with my mom if he could...anyways...his friends both like me. and im really confused, cuz i don't really like either of them, i like him. and i don't know what to tell him, because i don't think us kissing really meant anything to him. i think he was just trying to have a good time or w/e. but idk...am i over-reacting? are you supposed to just go around and make out with everyone you meet? FUCK!
93.
94.I've cheated on my boyfriend when i was really drunk.
95.i want to cry everyday, cuz the guy i like is goin out with someone else.and durrin school he acts like we dont even kno each other,then i get home and we talk and talk,and he acts like nothin happened at school. Fuckin 8th grade guys!
96.
97. 2 of my brothers have molested me.
98. I've liked another guy well i was dating someone else.
99. I wish I could cry. But I know that when I finally do, I cry so hard and so much that I would flood my bedroom with tears.
100. I've got problems with germs and I wash my hands compulsively. There are times when I can't touch people. It makes it very hard to have any kind of a relationship.
101.I dont know how to ask girls out. and to you who are anerexic or belimic, guys dont want stick thin girls. you are perfect the way you are. and to you who have been molested, get someone prefessional help, dont keep it inside. my name starts with a w.
102. I like a guy who has a girlfriend, and who one of my friends just started liking. I fucking hate her for liking him. I want him so bad, but the thing is, I'm competitive. So do I only want him because others do?
103. I think I like my friend but he doesn't know and I don't even know that he likes me as a normal friend but he's like my best friend because I have no friends. does that make sense?
104. I am bisexual and love someone older than me
105. My friend and i both had e.d's-and i told her that we should get better together. She did, and i didnt, and it was my plan all along.
106. im such a freeze but i really want to have sex
107. I would die without my best friend, honestly, i would be nothing.
108.i masterbate
109. if i had a real gun 2 monthes ago, u wouldnt be reading what i just typed
110. I cry when i'm alone, i tell myself i'm ugly and i try to throw up but i'm afraid.
111.i raped my dog... =..
112. i want to have sex with a boy that i talk to alot at schol
113. ppl think im happy..but everyday i wonder about how nice it would be to be dead
114.I have constant thoughts about suicide.
115. My parents and boyfriend think I've stopped purging. I started again.
116.i have missed somebody so much i cried myself to sleep
117. i feel like ive found some one i could potentially be with for a very long time, if not my enitre life. too bad hes got a girlfriend. hes my best friend. and i love him. its your classic love story
118.Im Bi and proud, and i like two guys right now, they are both older than me.
119.i starve myself, just to be as skinny as my friends
120. i lie alot...
121i want to date my ex bff
122.i just recently fell in love again
123.I like this girl and she said she liked me but shes to hurt and doesnt want a relation ship and it kills me
124. my best friend cheated on her bf, i used to like him but i didnt tell her cause i didnt want to ruin it for them
125. i miss the olden days when we were young and everyone was innocent and oblivious to the cruel things in the world
126.so i have a bff and hes my whole world and i fell for him. Thing is his gf is my #1 enemy and its a whole thing of i hate her she likes him he likes her she scared of me hes my world...he will never know probably and im moving soon. I hate how hes acts like shit out of her ass whenever shes around bending over backwards for her makes me sick. And whens hes gone we have so much fun and hes less conscious about what we say or do because shes gone. I guess its ok though because i cant do anything about it and hes happy so i just have to gritt my teeth and keep the violence to a minumum with her...
127.i wish i was with him everday, or atleast be able to date him
128. I wish a few certain people could be here. So much, that most days I cry about it. And I too, have been molested by a family member.
129.i do shit with my brothers best friend almost everynight, and i have a bf
130.i want to be in a relationship so much, im lonely and i wanna fuck. no one would ever in their life expect this from me though.
131. I hate being alone, i physically and emotionally cant handle being single. im scared im going to turn out like my mom and have a fucked up life where everything goes wrong and no one loves me
132. I hate him but still would want a friendship established if he apologized,even though I wouldn't let myself be friends with him, I'd still want a friendship from him again.
133.my parnts try to kill each other and i thoght
134.i am cheating on my gf, haha jk
135.My real dad raped me when i was 4. I never told anyone
136.i wish i was skinnier so i dont eat.
137. I love my long term bf with all my heart but yet i cant stop thinking about someone else.
138.I don't know how to ask girls out and I believe as long as girls have good heart your fine to me.....
139.I'm going anorexic.......
140.every day i find myself enjoying naked boys more then naked girls...
141.my dad tried to kill my mom
142. i'm dating this guy and i love him to death but i'm still in love with my ex too
143.I think i am in love with my best friend but have no idea what to do
144.i am lying to myself everyday im alive
145. I'm in love with my best friend but I don't know how to tell her
146. i'm dying inside bcos i cant have the one man i love the most in this sad world T_T
147.i've changed so much this year... i feel like a frickin slut, and i'm so horrified that pretty soon i won't even recognize myself anymore.
148.I think I'm awesome, but the truth is I'm actually super amazingly awesome.
149. I cut myself because I love to feel pain
150.im sprung over a 8th grade girl and i cANt have her cuz she too hott...gah those asian girls!!! :/
151. rum(: pineapple juice & malibu caribou get them all up, make baby girl come. hahahha. it's no secret. boyyy i like youuu
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this
right now, even if we don't speak often, please post
a comment with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
I promise not to come after you...maybe.. ha joking
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on
your blog and be suprised (or mortified) about what
people remember about you
which one do u wanna be? write ur name n wut u wanna be and ill fill it in. then repost it and ill put in what i am to u.
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MY GEEK -DNL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SHORTY -
MY QUEEN -
MY BEAUTIFUL-
MY LOSER - DNL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY IDOL -
MY HOE –
MY SLUT -
MY BESTFRIEND -
MY BABE - DARLING DARLENE!!!!!
MY WHORE - DDIIIAAANNNEEE!!!!
MY PARTNER IN CRIME -
MY DOLL -
MY ALWAYS -
MY BITCH -
MY PREP -
MY GANGSTER -
MY THUG MOTIVATOR -
MY MONSTER -
MY HERO -
MY RETARD -DNL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY DRUGIE -
MY LOVE -
MY SHINING STAR -
MY LUCKY STAR -
MY EVERYTHING -
MY NOTHING -
MY WORLD -
MY DARLING -
MY FAVORITE -
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MY SEXY -
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1. You go to a party, sit down and take Nexopia pics
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Msn/Nexopia.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five
10. You actually went back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
