Name:Cory Jagermeister (BAKEDEDEST MAXIUMUS)

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
Kurt Cobain







Top 10 reasons to date a drummer
1. Our coordination is incredible.
2. We can keep any tempo you want.
3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.
4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish.
5. We can follow the lead, or take it.
6. We love to bang.
7. No objections to preforming in front of an audience.
8. We know how to handle our sticks
9. We know the best spots to hit.
10. BY the time we're done you'll be cheering as loud as you can.

hmmm what else is there about me the one and olny cory jagermeister
well i enjoy havin fun i am a kinda person that does what i want when i want i am als the kinda person that will do what no one thinks anyone will do and i have no problem with bein called an idiot for it lol i love goin fast and knowin that if somethign goes wrong its your life at risk. I am very like umm open minded n always up for a good chat

we are here for a good time, not a long time
everythign happens for a reason so rock n roll all night and party evera day

MUSIC IS MY FUCKING LIFE
it is not just soemthing i love it is soemthign i live for it is what pushs me to my limits it is what sets my goals one day i wana be a famous drummer and be able to play my music for the whole world


QUOTES
"You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?" -Johnny Knoxville

"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible." -Johnny Knoxville

"If you are listening to a rock star in order to get your information
on who to vote for, you are a bigger moron than they are. Why are
we rock stars? Because we're morons." - Alice Cooper

"With technology now, you can go in and sing a song, and for $100,000, you will sound flawless." -Vince Neil

Hatred is a very underestimated emotion.
Jim Morrison

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison

Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you.
Jim Morrison

Love cannot save you from your own fate.
Jim Morrison

People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend.
Jim Morrison

The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.
Jim Morrison

Violence isn't always evil. What's evil is the infatuation with violence.
Jim Morrison

When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.
Jim Morrison

Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.
Jim Morrison

Rather be dead than cool.
Kurt Cobain

The worst crime is faking it.
Kurt Cobain

Thought the sun is gone, I have a light.
Kurt Cobain

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
Frank Zappa

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Frank Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

just write... if it's really good, it's going on the record. If it's average, it's going in the trash.
Tommy Lee

Well, some people die and then they sell more records, go figure.
Tommy Lee

You know what, I just write what I feel.
Tommy Lee

You never know what's going to happen sometimes, or what you think's going to happen never happens, or when you least expect it, the Santana record comes along and just blows up.
Tommy Lee

I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore.
Billy Idol



the bands:
Motley crue, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Posion, Eminem, Our Lady Peace, Jimi Henderix, Nirvanna, The Offspring, Nickelback, Swollen Members, Guns and roses everlast and lots more

Everlast


Sid Vicous

Motley Crue


Guns and Roses
My needs
Rockstar energy drink

live off the stuff

well i am kinda tired of workin on my page but i will soon

life goes on wether you want it to or not so you have no time to stop and think of a past action cause if you do yoru missin whats goin on rihgt now

FEAR AND LOATHING IN THE KOOTENAYS
HUNTER S THOMPSON IS MY FUCKIN HERO

I HOPE TO PICK UP WHERE THE GREAT DOCTER LEFT OFF


Raoul Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's.

Raoul Duke:A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip

Raoul Duke: If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.


[Watching Dr. Gonzo leave]
Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.




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