Where I Live, We Like To Party A Lot,
and The Main Recreation Is Smoking Pot.
We Get So Drunk, That Its Hard To Speak
and We Party So Hard Our Bodies Get Weak
We're a Bunch Of Gangsta's and Hoes
and If You Have A Secret, Everyone Knows.
There's No Such Thing as Being Yourself,
If Youre Hot, Youre Just Like Everyone Else.
We Party All Night and Sleep All Day,
Its Crazy Sometimes, But We Like It This Way
So Lets Have Some Fun, and Lets Get Baked,
Gotta Live It Up in Sylvan Lake.
H A P P Y C A N A D A D A Y
"To Every Guy..."
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one is for you...
Not many girls appreciate "nice guys" anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
"Dicks are the way to do it."
I guarantee 90% of the dudes reading this don't have the balls to put it up because it's all about "image".
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed"
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy..."
BEER SEX NUDEYS!!!
good glad I got your attention
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless
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I promise to answer them 99% truthfully
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HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THINGS ARE GOING GOOD WHEN YOUR SO USED TO BEING NOTHING BUT THE FUCK UP. LIKE IS THERE A LINE YOU CROSS THAT TELLS YOU(YOU ARE NO LONGER A FUCK UP) OR IS THIS WHOLE GREAT THING THATS HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW NOTHING BUT A DREAM.
I miss THE 90's
Body: Anybody under the age of 11 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tupac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember that abercrombie and fitch wasnt that craved
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
you danced to "wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the red* Ranger were meant to be together.
To the last sentence you said.....hey...Tommy was the green* ranger!!!!
*later to be white
*then red
*then more things and he is currently the black ranger
When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being tommy.
You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1 and 2........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
You played marbles at recess
When wearing your pants over your belly button was cool!
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
When you ate otterpops even when it was 40 degrees outside
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.
when we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy.
Before the Internet & text messaging.
Before Sidekicks & iPods.
Before MIKE JONES
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
bill-nye the science guy.
MR RODGERS!!!!
gulah gulah island
gumby
lamb chop
original barney
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint trees on T.V.
DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT???
smud and yak back. skip it and bop it.
Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! Is it true? I do, I do, I doooo-hooo!
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Your a 90's kid when you read this and smiled and laughed at least 5 of these.
if you are a 90's kid, repost
Cock click boom shit man I m down and I m hit but don’t worry it doesn’t hurt not even the tiniest bit ill be back and to the max so don’t worry just relax my bodies built of iron stacks and when I m up they beta run cause I am goin ta roll em like I weigh six tons . when I am threw with them I quit I sick of this game that cause to much blame its fucking lame it always just to much of the same thang bang bang I found u u gunna run now how al doors are blocked and my glock is cocked And ready to fire and ripe u to shreds like a slashed tire damn ur tough u lived through the pain but lets try again and see if there is anything to gain sorry ur wrong there is nothing to gain that’s why 96 percent of the population hits bongs and sings these stupid rap songs
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life blows big holes in the atmoshere
Codyxx. this guy apparently gives free plus to anyone who leaves him a comment
IF WE WERE L0CKED UP
IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
MAKE SURE YOU GO FOR DETAIL.....
AND REMEMBER ITS ALL UP TO YOU,
WHATEVER YOU SAY GOES
TELL ME...THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BLOG...
YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU
GET. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD
