Dear incoming grade 8s,

Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful
words of advice:

- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any
higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you
look like an easy grade 8 whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in
grade 7 in elementary school.

- dont brag about the number of grads you know. The more you brag, the more
we can tell you're a grade 8.

- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid grade 8s, we don't care, we're still calling you one.

-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and
purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your
ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on
bullcrapping around just drop out you're a lost cause and your really not that
cool. people talk down about you behind your back.

- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or
coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 7th grade field trip. We've all
done it.. so don't be proud.

- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just
laugh at you.

- Stop thinking you are the shiz cuz nobody even knows you
true. you're really not.

-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to
make "a variety of friends." You will be laughed at.

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears
because you think that you're Hood.

-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is
everyone's business.

-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go
meet your friends in the student parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters
just taking you home.

- You'll never be as hot as the older girls. So don't try.

- To all grade 8 guys, you can't get with the older girls.

- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk
just has grade 8 written all over you.

- Your name is "the class of 12." HAHA.. enough said.

-Don' t try to pull that stuff "Well you were a grade 8 once..." STOP! We know
that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut the fuck up.

-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (&
most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

-To all the grade 8 guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why
you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your
privites is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.

Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a grade 8...for a fun-filled year
with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.


and for all the grade 8's right now, your still a grade 8 until your summer is over



Sincerely,
The Class of '07, 08, 09, 2010, and 2011
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this.