How many people have you kissed in 2008 that actually meant something to you?
One, my boyfriend Dylan

Can you fill this out without lying?
Yeah

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Some water

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
No

When was the last time you cried really hard?
On monday

What bed did you sleep in last night?
My own

When is your birthday?
March 24

Was yesterday better than today?
I'd say so.

Can you live a day without TV?
Yes, I could go along time without tv.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes, but there comes a point where if you are in a relationship that you need to know if this is the one.

Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
On saturday, I slept over at Dylan's

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
I've been disapointed a bit this week, but not EXTREMELY.

What are you wearing?
Pajamas... They are Dylan's... haha

Where do you wish you were right now?
Sleeping, but I can't.

Is anything bothering you right now?
Yes, the fact that I have anxiety lately for no reason.

Night out or night in?
I enjoy doing both, but night in I like being with someone sometimes.

What items could you not go without during the day?
My cell phone, and basically anything in my purse... Haha

Last hug?
When I was at Dylan's a few hours ago.

How do you feel about your life right now?
I love it!

Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
Nope! Never.

Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Sure have.

Do you ever wish you were famous?
No

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to a lot?
Yup

Last person you had a deep and meaningful conversation with?
Dylan

Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Well, right now I am in a relationship and I am extremely happy, but if I were single I probabky would be happy, so in a relationship.

Have you ever been cheated on?
I wouldn't doubt it

Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Yeah

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, I think love is blind at first site.

Do you like anyone now?
My boyfriend Dylan!

Summer 08,

Kissed your ex? Nope

Told someone "I love you"? Sure did

Wanted someone you couldn't have? Yup

Been to the beach? Yes!

Got drunk? Nope

Stayed up all night? Yes, more then one time.

Have you went camping? Yes!

Went shopping? Yes

Went swimming? Yup!

Been asked out? Yes

Got in a car with a stranger? No

Lost someone close? Yes, but I got him back now

Slept in someone else's bed? Yup

Had someone sleep in your bed? Lay with me in it, but not sleep. My bed is so fricken small!

Been to a club? Yup

Been grounded? No lol

Ran? At some point for a little bit, probably.

Regret something? Yea

Lied? Probably

Done anything against the law? Most likely haha

Got in a fight? Not a fist fight or anything, but a fright, yes.

Stayed in a hotel? Nope

Flirted with someone? Yes

Gone to a concert? IRON MAIDEN!!!!

Been to a party? Yee yee

Made out in a theatre? Justa peck

Kissed more than two people? Nope

Kissed or messed around with someone that was taken? No

Met a celebrity? I don't think so

Kissed same sex? No

Been to a lake? Yup!

Watched fireworks? Yes

Threw up? No

Have you had a friend move away? Yes

Broke someones heart? Nope

Liked someone that just wouldn't stay outta your head? Yup

Gotten in trouble with the cops? No, but almost haha

Fell asleep with a crush? Yup

Wrecked a car? No

Got fired from a job? Nope

Been in a relationship? Yup

Been broken up with? Yup

Lost a friend? Yup

Gained a friend? Yes!

Have you cried yourself to sleep? All the time, I'm so lame.

Have you been to a wedding? Yes

Do you remember the person you first kissed? Yes, sadly.

Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating? One time.

Ever kissed an ex after you broke up? Yes

Have you kissed anyone in your friends list? Dylan!

Ever cheated on someone? Never

Kissed someone with a girlfriend? Nope

Have you ever kissed someone you didn't like? Yes

Ever made out with someone who was a really bad kisser? No

Who is the best kisser? Dylan!!!!

Do you remember the last time you kissed someone ? Yup! Just a few hours ago.

One word

Do you believe in love? Yes
Why did your last relationship fail? Stupid
Have you ever been heartbroken? Yup
Have you ever broken someone's heart? Probably
Have you ever fallen for your best friend? Yes
Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Elementary school
Are you afraid of commitment? Nope!
Do you have an admirer? Maybe
Do you believe in love at first sight? Blind!

What Is Your Favorite:

Gum: The light blue trident
Restaurant: Moxies
Drink: Water!
Season: All of them.
Type of weather: Nice
Emotion: Happy
Late night activity: Durring the week... Being with Dylan, some relaxing, computer. During the weekend... Whatevaaaa!
Sport: Hockey
City: Saskatoon!
Store: I don't know

When Was The Last Time You:

Cried: A couple days ago
Played a sport: Highschool
Laughed: When I was at Dylan's
Hugged someone: A couple hours ago
Kissed someone: Couple hours ago
Felt depressed: Summer
Felt overworked: Don;t remember
Faked sick: Don;t remember
Lied: Don;t remember

What Was The Last:

Word you said: Your welcome
Thing you ate: A shitty muffin
Song you listened to: Not dark yet - Bob Dylan
Thing you drank: Water
Place you went to: The galaxy to get my brother
Movie you saw: Kungfu Panda
Movie you rented: The hulk
Concert you attended: Iron Maiden!!!!!

Who Was The Last Person You:
Hugged: Dylan
Cried over: Myself
Kissed: Dylan
Danced with: Shandell and Dylan
Shared a secret with: Dylan
Had a sleepover with: Dylan
Called: Dylan
Went to a movie with: Dylan
Saw: Brother
Were angry with: Mom
Couldn't take your eyes off of: Dylan
Obsessed over: I don't know haha

Have You Ever:

Danced in the rain: Yes
Kissed someone: Yes
Done drugs: Nope
Drank alcohol: A few times when I was like 15, haven't since.
Slept around: Nope
Partied until the sun came up: Yup
Had a movie marathon: Yes
Gone too far on a dare: No
Spun until you were immensely dizzy: Hate it

Name: JillGender: Gurrrrrl1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? Start the water then get in.2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? Yes I do. 3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercials? I really try hard not too... Of course I don't fucking moan in the shower.4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Sure have.6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? No, gross.7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? I don't think so.8.) How old do you look? 16 probably.9.) How old do you act? 12... k maybe 14...15...16?... 10.) What's the last song you heard/sang? Love minus zero/ no limit - Bob Dylan11.) Have you recently become a member of anything? Uhmm... Not that I can remember.12.) What are your plans for the weekend? The weekend just ended so I don't know. 13.) What is your mood at the moment? Content, awake... Not wanting to sleep.14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? Nope.15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after drinking? I don't drink.16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?The poop deck...17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut? Yup.18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut? Oh probably, but I'm really not.19). Have you ever smuggled something into America? My knive collection... Uhmm no nothing.20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive? Not at all.21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team? Yup.22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn? Yes.23). Have you ever turned someone down for a date? Yes.24.) What's your favorite super-hero? Iron Man!25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends? I don't know, I want to say more friends.26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter? Haaaah yes.27.) Can you fix your own car? I don't know, probably not.28). Do you like staying up late? Shyt yeaaaa guuuuy.29.) Are you smarter than your friends? When it comes to certain things yes. Like when some people drink, or do drugs or other stupid things I am generally smarter then them.30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends? Nope.31.) Have you ever been to jail? No.32.) Last thing you bought over 50 dollars? Fucking gas, and some clothes.33) Do you like the smell of beer? I actually do.34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream? I don't think so.35.) Have you ever given to charity? Sure have.36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000? No.37.) Do you ever get depressed? I get a little sad sometimes, nothing huge.39.) Do you have plans for your future? Buy a house, get married, have children and be happy happy happy foreverrrr.If you're single,why? Do you prefer warm or cold weather?I like warm weather but I enjoy when it's cold outside. Do you eat ranch with your pizza?Fuck that's sick.What is the last reason you cried?Thinking about things from the past.How often do you drive?Everyday, all the time.Where did you sleep last night?In muh bread.Do you think love is real for young people?It can be, yes.Is anything sore on you? My foot kinda hurts.Are you a forgiving person?Yes, but I never forget.Does it bother you when someone lies to you? Depends who it is and what it's about.Do you have any Eminem on your iPod/mp3 player?Umm... No...Does it take a lot to make you cry? Haha no.Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?I sure hope so.Do you fall for people easily?No.How has this past week been for you? Amazing.How long have you known your best friend?For about 4 years.Is there anyone you wish you were with right now? My Dylan.Do you have any piercings?Only my ears a few times.Have you had any beer this week?I no drink.How many kids do you want to have?2 or 3What color are your eyes?Brown town.Have you kissed anyone in the past week?Dylan.What are you doing tomorrow?Working at the shittiest place ever, then no idea.Who was the last person in your bedroom other then you? Dylan.Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?My mother.Were you happy when you woke up today?I was sad.Do you have a promise ring from your parents?I have a promise ring from Dylan.Are you missing someone?Henriette.Do you find people with facial piercings attractive?Not really.What color shirt are you wearing?Black.Are you typically a jealous person?At times, yes.Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?I talk to them with Dylan. I sometimes hide them though.First thing you did when you woke up? Brushed my teeth.Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a E? Nope.What do you currently hear?My voice inside my head reading these questions and saying what I am typing right now... It's kinda weird...Did you have a dream last night?I believe I did, but I cannot remember it.Do you trust people easily?No.Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?You have to or else it's dry...How many pillows on your bed? One.Any plans for tonight?Bed soon.Did you laugh a lot at something today?Yes, I always laugh though.Do you think relationships are ever worth it? My relationship is worth everythingWho was the last person you hugged?Dylan.Would you ever get a tattoo?Yes, but I don't know of what.What happened at 10 AM this morning?Sleep.How do you feel about the last person that texted you? I love him. 

You still give me butterflies!

Instructions: Go to urbandictionary.com & type in your
answer to each question in the search box. Then write
the first definition it gives you.

ONE
Your First Name: Jill

the "girl" a guy is taking home to have sex with.

this girl is really his hand, that he is going home to masterbate with. hold it up and the fingers spell out J-i-l-l.

makes him sound cool, even though everyone knows he's pathetic and can't get any.

guy1: "me and my girl had so much sex last night"
guy2: "yeah me too, i met this fucking hot chick named Jill."

Another name for women pleasuring themselves with thier fingers
That girl jills everynight!

TWO
Nickname: Sweets

Candy, cake, pies
I have a craving for grape Jolly Ranchers, Albertsons' birthday cakes, and their sweet jelly rolls with icing on top.

THREE
Favorite Color: Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

FOUR
What should you be doing? Sleeping

1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping. "

"Those were sleeping noises grandma."

FIVE
A Friends Name: Renee

A girl with a great ass.
Look at that renee, what an ass, i'd like to spank that.

the greatest person you will ever meet. most likely of canadian background. term means "rebirth" or "renaisannce" who wouldn't love that?
The girl in my geometry class, Renée, sure is smart and funny and hot, she's like the greatest girl i've ever met.

SIX
Food: Potatoes

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.
PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

SEVEN
Hometown: Saskatoon

Saskatoon is the largest city in Saskatchewan, it is located roughly in the middle of the province. It only has approximately 215,000 people which makes it rather small compared to other Canadian cities. However, it is not the capitol city that goes to Regina which is located 2 hours south. Saskatoon is a city divided between east side(middle class) and west side(ghetto). The city is home to the University of Saskatchewan. It is a relatively good place to live i.e. not too small not too big. Temperatures range from -30c to +30c so the weather can be extreme.
If you ever find yourself in Saskatoon be careful of the police they are known to drop people off outside city limits where you might just freeze to death, if it is winter.