No, you're smile isn't gone, you just forgot it was under your nose!
Davo / Facey G.10/F-ball #50
Men are just happier people because....
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans just take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You never have to be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your Urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because “this one is too icky.”
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone convo’s are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation needs only one suitcase.
You can open all you own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your boxers are $10.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more then enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything of your face stays its original color.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet…One pair of shoes…One color, for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how you legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
You can choose to grow facial hair while girls need luck.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
………
That’s why men are happier!
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans just take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You never have to be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your Urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because “this one is too icky.”
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone convo’s are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation needs only one suitcase.
You can open all you own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your boxers are $10.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more then enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything of your face stays its original color.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet…One pair of shoes…One color, for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how you legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
You can choose to grow facial hair while girls need luck.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
………
That’s why men are happier!