Drinking alone at my house,
Having pointless talks,
These are the moments we hang out,
Except the midnight Subway walks,

You're my ADD buddy,
The girl I go to when I'm sad,
The person I can skip with down the street,
The girl who's never made me mad,

Getting drunk alone,
Is only fun with you,
We can have a fucking party,
With nothing else to do,

You're one of the raddest girls I know,
Out of them all, you're radder than the rest,
I hope what you get what you want from life,
Because you truly deserve the best.