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LIFE IS A BITCH !

my fucking camera is BROKEN !

aint no other lady can put it down like me

Pick the month you were born in:
1 - I fell in love with
2 - I ate
3 - I smacked
4 - I sang to
5 - I gave my number to
6 - I murdered
7 - I shot
8 - I gave a lap dance to
9 - I choked on
10 - I bitched out
11 - I had sex with
12 - I humped

Pick the day (number) your birthday is on:
1 - a homeless guy
2 - your mom
3 - a banana
4 - a fork
5 - a Mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - a ninja
8 - an iPod
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - a goat
11 - my dog
12 - my dad
13 - the computer
14 - a football player
15 - my neighbour
16 - myself
17 - a jones soda
18 - a llama
19 - a pickle
20 - a stuffed animal
21 - a permenant marker
22 - a policeman
23 - a condom
24 - my pshyciatrist
25 - a baseball bat
26 - my brother
27 - my sister
28 - my science teacher
29 - a DVD player
30 - my cell phone
31 - a paperclip

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I was high.
Black - because I was drunk.
Pink - because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green - because I hate myself.
Purple - because I'm naked.
Gray - because that's how I roll.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1 000 000 dollars.
Orange - because I hate my family.
Other - because that's how I roll.
none - because I can't control myself.


I gave my number to my science teacher because I was high

70 confession questions


1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
carrie lee hahaa

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
sure do

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
depends .

4. Do you take compliments well?
haha no .

5. Do you play Sudoku?
noo .

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
hell no .

7. Do you like to ride horses?
couldnt say .

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yesss .

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
um playing barbies with my cuzin .

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? noop thats wrong haha .

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
i guess soo ?

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
i dont know ?

14. Use three words to describe yourself?
crazy , random , short ?

15. Do any songs make you cry?
sometimes but not recently .

16. Are you continuing your education?
i have too .

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
noop

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my puppy bella .

19. How often do you read books?
no comment ?

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
all .

21. What is your favorite children's book?
i dont know

22. What color are your eyes?
brown

23. How tall are you?
5' 3

24. Where is your dream house located?
i have no clue .

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
yess

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
neever

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
in my basement HAHA .

32. Do you like mustard?
sure do .

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
both

34. Do you look like your mum or dad?
dadd

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
15 - 20 mintues .

36. Can you do the splits?
ha noo .

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
23

39. What did you do for New Year's?
chill with good friends and got high

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
no but the sound that the thing makes freaks me out .

42. Do you own a camera phone?
no i wissh .

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
noo .

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
y

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
depends ?

48. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
noop

50. Do you know how to play poker?
haha noo .

51.Do you wear your seatbelt?
yess SAFETY FIRSTT . haha .

52. Where do you sleep?
in my bedd .

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
crimes ..

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
breakfast , lunch , dinner and alot of snacks .

55. Is your tongue pierced?
i hope everry sooon .

56. Do you always read People's blogs?
sometimes ?

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
umm botth?

59. Ever been to L.A.?
i want to some day .

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
noo

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
HA noop .

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
steal ?

63. Do you hate chocolate?
no.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
things .

65. Are you a gullible person?
sometimes.

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
nooop

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
anything thats funn .

68. Are you easy to get along with?
yess i think soo . .

69. Is your bestfriend a virgin?
sure is i would kick her ass if she did sleep with someone !

70. What is your favorite time of day?
i dont knoww.

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And I bought everything that's in it
So if you want to be with me
It ain't all about the bling you bringing
I want a love that's for real
And without that, no deal
And baby I don't need a hand
If it only wants to grab one thing
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I`m Not A Bitch- I Just Like Being Rude
I`m Not A Sinner - I Just Can`t Do Anything "Right"
I`m Not A Slut - I Just Embrace My Sexuality
I`m Not Stupid - I Just Don`t Get It
I`m Not Trying - I`ve Already Given Up
I`m Not Weird - I`m Just Not Afraid To Be Different
I`m Not A Rebel - I Just Don`t Put Up With Bullshit
I`m Not Worthless - I Just Don`t Know My Value
I`m Not A Believer - I`ve Already Lost Hope
I`m Not A Fuck Up - I Just Make Mistakes
I`m Not Impulsive - I Just Act Before I Think
I`m Not A Gossiper - I Have My Own Life, That Isn`t About You
I`m Not Impatient - I Just Don`t Like To Wait
I`m Not Tough - I Just Don`t Take Shit

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mom.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "Damn, we fucked up..lol"


FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Will cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would mostly walk right in and say "I'm Home!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitchh, drink the rest of that, you know we dont waste that kinda shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

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beck + care
carrie lee banana hampic pucch i dont know what i would do if you werent
my bestfriend / sister ( from anotha motha ) , i can tell you everything &
anything & when we are eighty years old we `ll be linking arms walking down
the street to go look for some HOT Gstrings LMAO ! like in that picture
expect they werent looking for " G strings " & we `ll have our album
" i seee sunshinne " , " theres a certain age when you stop moshing but
you didnt fucking know when to fucking quittt you crazzy lunatic "
haha good times good times . ii just love you ok !!!!!!



BESTFRIENDS FOREVERR YOO .