So my first impression of Lip Candy was...I dunno..some oral pleasure or somthin..but let me tell you..its not. Noo no no. Turns out...Lip Candy grinds my gears. Yeah I know...what doesn't these days...umm...cars?


But anyway...Gear grinder right here... Like I'm just mindin my own bizz-nass, eatin some dalish Reggies Bagles when a holmes asks me to get him some lip candy..and I'm all like..wow hater...I ain't goin down on no thugs...I mean..I been thugged out since cub scouts an' all...but I ain't touchin no boys..so he tells me its chewin tabbacker...so I'm like "Fine! But you owe me one!...or I'll just have to fuck yo couch nigga..buy anotha one ya rich basterd!" and hes all like "You better not! You better not!"...So what goes down is I buy some..and being curios I try some. I spit everywhere..on me...on him...in his car..on his car..Mcdonalds...baby..and my excuse is I'm just marking my territory...like a dawg would. So anyway..I started feelin pretty ill..but not the cool kinda ill..the shitty kinda ill...so i ate my yummy luscious bagle and felt better...



So to sum this all up....Lip Candy grinds gears...but Reggies Bagles can cure it...and uhhh...don't spit on people. They don't like it.

So this was my first week of work...F'n intense.


but time to grind off some gears here...


I hate liquid hot magma. I really do. Its face melting, arm melting, stomache melting, and even shoe melting! but seriously!? whats its beef? I personally didn't know liquid hot magma had beef in it...like...I personally would never eat the stuff..even with beef...or ketchup..just woudn't be any good. and anyone who does eat it...has some problems...you shuold probably go to a doctor...you might have some holes in your esophagus...or stomache lining. and it would be a healthy choice to get those fixed...or just die... :gjob:

Okay, first off...doesn't a capital 'i' look like a lower case 'L'?...Like if I say "Ill skills"...it looks like "3 skills"...who ever created writing wasn't very creative when they made the capital 'i'...He/She definitly deserves a good curb stomping!...stupids...



But the Ill skills I'm here to talk about are: a) I'm sexy , b) I like...stuff , and c) this isn't actually about 3 skills... ...its ill skills..and my ill skill is driving. Definitly had to leave some suckas in my dust last night at the go-kart track...yeah...with the lowest horsepower kart out there..suckas say that "it was just the power to weight ratio that allowed you to beat us"...but I was like.."stop that cryin hoe! I kill you! Now don't make me curb stomp yo ass!"...That shut them up.

Does anyone read these?...If you do...well played...if you don't...so uncool...but anyways..


Gear grinding time.
So last night I dreamed I was falling off a ladder....like 3 times..and I definitly woke up with my back hurting so bad...so don't dream about falling off ladders!! You'll definitly regret it!! Stupid f*cking ladders...I oughta curb stomp those basterds...


So Motorbikes are cool. Definitly cool. Not sure if I can get the picture of the one I getting up on here...but its a 2001 Kawasaki Ninja 500R...I tryed putting the picture up...but it didn't work..so anyway...I'm down with Bikes...But I'm out.
Keep it real! 8)

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These...are a few of my feelings after last night. Let me first just say Acura, you make good cars! And now let me say Jarvis, I love you and want to make babies in your car! And lastly, I feel I must fill you all in on what went down...


It was a night much like last night...infact, it was last night! A boy, much like myself, had a dream. A dream to drive Jarvis' RSX. That dream, little did this boy know, was about to come true. Okay, F*ck it all...this is how it went down! Jarvis and I went for a quick spin in his amazing RSX...I almost creamed myself when he was driving...then...it happened..we pulled over and I did cream myself. I honestly HAVE to get a car like that! GOOD lord!! wow! It was something that I can not compare to anything! So with that all said...

The only thing that grinded gears last night was Jarvis...but it was okay...one gear..we lived..so my word of wisdom for the day! DON'T GRIND GEARS ON AMAZING CARS LIKE JARVIS' RSX!!!!!...thank you and have a good day!

So I woke up this morning...that pisses me right off!...I mean son-of-a-bitch! and then! to top it all off! I'm hungry...like...really hungry! Now let me tell you this..worst part of the whole morning..I find that we have Golden Grahams!!!...but no milk. SON-OF-A-BITCH!!! man I just about jumped off my balcony...I just couldn't find any reason to life..its like someone giving you a delicious looking snowcone..and half way through it..they tell you it was piss all along...like thats a real sob right there.
Now you might be wondering why I'm still alive and why I didn't just toss myself over the railing...well..I found a cookie.