So my first impression of Lip Candy was...I dunno..some oral pleasure or somthin..but let me tell you..its not.
Noo no no. Turns out...Lip Candy grinds my gears. Yeah I know...what doesn't these days...umm...cars? 
But anyway...Gear grinder right here... Like I'm just mindin my own bizz-nass, eatin some dalish Reggies Bagles when a holmes asks me to get him some lip candy..and I'm all like..wow hater...I ain't goin down on no thugs...I mean..I been thugged out since cub scouts an' all...but I ain't touchin no boys..so he tells me its chewin tabbacker...so I'm like "Fine! But you owe me one!...or I'll just have to fuck yo couch nigga..buy anotha one ya rich basterd!" and hes all like "You better not! You better not!"...So what goes down is I buy some..and being curios I try some. I spit everywhere..on me...on him...in his car..on his car..Mcdonalds...baby..and my excuse is I'm just marking my territory...like a dawg would. So anyway..I started feelin pretty ill..but not the cool kinda ill..the shitty kinda ill...so i ate my yummy luscious bagle and felt better...
So to sum this all up....Lip Candy grinds gears...but Reggies Bagles can cure it...and uhhh...don't spit on people. They don't like it.
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