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WELCOME TO HELL
UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA ENGINEERING
CLASS OF 2011
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I'm Matt
I'm tall and fat
I love rock and roll, punk
Jack Black is my idol.
I don't usually think about stuff before I do it (that takes the fun out of life)
I like physics, music, and red meat.
Sometimes, in a relationship, we come to a fork in the road.
And we have to go up one side, and they go up the other.
Or we go up one and they go back down.
Or they're on a little salad fork, and we're on a dinner fork.
We have further to go, and they're just on their dessert fork.
Or one of those little retarded crab forks.
And we jump over to a big meat fork.
Or a ladel.
This isn't actually Boris, but it's the same car. Boris Sucks. But We love him.
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AC/DC
Led Zeppelin
Guns 'n Roses
Jimi Hendrix
Queen
System of a Down
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98% of the teen population does or has tried pot.
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SMITTY IS A GOD (PLEASE COME BACK!)
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CONCERTS I HAVE SEEN:
Garth Brooks (lol he's cool!)
Mushroomhead/Godsmack
Wide Mouth Mason
Black Maria/No Warning/Sum 41
3 Days Grace/Staind/Nickelback
My Chemical Romance/Green Day
Silvertide/The Exies/Sum 41/Motley Crue
Hella/The Mars Volta/System of a Down
Crowned King/Anti-Flag/Bad Religion
Johnny Reid/Terri Clark/Brad Paisley
Danco Jones/Live/Nickelback
The Mars Volta/Red Hot Chili Peppers
Clit 45/Comeback Kid/Dropkick Murphys/Bad Religion
Inward Eye/The Who
Suicide Girls/Helmet/Sebastian Bach/Guns 'n Roses
Motley Crue/Aerosmith
The Sadies/Tragically Hip
Black Maria/Stone Sour/Evanescence
Econoline Crush/Black Stone Cherry/Hinder
Moneen/Rise Against/Anti-Flag/Billy Talent
GOING TO SEE:
Comeback Kid/Rise Against - July 18
Daughtry/Puddle of Mudd/Nickelback - July 30
I like to write songs
LYRICS MOVED TO BLOG - PLEASE GIVE OPINIONS/SUGGESTIONS
SICK PUPPIES - ALL THE SAME
I don't mind where you come from
As long as you come to me
I don't like illusions I can't see
Them clearly
I don't care no I wouldn't dare
To fix the twist in you
You've shown me eventually
What you'll do
I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long as you're here
Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's all the same
Hours slide and days go by
Till you decide to come
And in between it always seems too long
All of a sudden
And I have the skill, yeah I have the will
To breathe you in while I can
However long you stay
Is all that I am
I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long as you're here
Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's always the same
Wrong or right
Black or white
If I close my eyes
It's all the same
In my life
The compromise
I close my eyes
It's all the same
Go ahead say it you're leaving
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
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I don't think I should be in the band.
People in rock bands are cool.
I am not cool.
MUSIC
System of a Down, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Beatles,
Rancid, Bad Religion, AC/DC, Nirvana, The Sounds,
No Vacancy, Anti-Flag, Dead Kennedys,
Aerosmith, Billy Talent, Black Sabbath, Catch 22,
Deep Purple, Dire Straits, The Doors, The Distillers,
The Vines, Eric Clapton, Evanescence,
Foo Fighters, Green Day, Jet, Heart, Guns n' Roses,
Motely Crue, Nickelback, NOFX,
Operation Ivy, Tenacious D, Pink Floyd,
Ozzy, Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Queen, Sex Pistols, The Offspring, The Clash,
The Ramones, The Who, Van Halen, Meat Loaf.....
MY SALUTE TO BASSES:
20 Reasons to Date a Bass Player
1. They keep going even though it hurts
2. They can play in various positions
3. They know how to make the right sounds
4. They do it right or they don’t do it at all
5. They're used to working with their hands
6. They can tap to the beat
7. They know how to use both hands and their mouth at the same time
8. They know how to make you scream for more
9. They're so pro they don’t have to watch what they're doing
10. They're open to performing in groups
11. we're very familiar with a g string
12. when we hammer, we hammer hard
13. we like to plug our stuff in
14. we know how to handle our gear properly
15. we can finger when necessary
16. we can make any note carry
17. we're so good that after we play, we have people asking for more
18. we like to rock hard
19. we'll stay up all night and play
20. playing is an anywhere/anytime kinda thing
Reasons Why Basses Are Better Than Women
(not saying that women don't have their perks lol)
1.) They don't resist you touching them.
2.) They make great sounds with just the slightest touch.
3.) They never have headaches.
4.) You can palm-mute a bass.
5.) They have even more pronounced curves... but depends on the model.
6.) Doesn't take a hell of a lot of work to tune them up.
7.) You can take them anywhere, any time and still have fun.
8.) They stay in your lap for however long you want them to.
9.) They let you finger-tap them in front of a crowd.
10.) They only require one big expense. From then on, everything is cheap.
11.) You can pick up a bass any time and put it away any time you want
without them complaining about lack of attention.
12.) They only have three knobs that affect performance.
13.) Basses never confuse the hell out of you.
14.) Their bodies never change shape from the day you get them.
15.) They never complain whether you are going too fast or too slow.
MY FUCKING HEROS----> Matt Freeman (Bass - Operation Ivy, Rancid), Jack Freakin' Black, Chris Cornell (Soundgarden/Audioslave)
IF THIS IS YOU, GO DIE!!!!
~Girls who confuse me.
~Lack of beer and food and females
~Rap, Hip-Hop, R&B, Pop etc. All the commercially produced shit.
~Most forms of pasta
~Idiocy
~Posers
~Scene Kids (excpet scene kids in moshpits, because I can cause them pain and that's fun)
~people who hate fat kids
~feet...they're so bizzare and ugly
~Mac 'n Cheese
~When Hip-Hop "artists" rip off Classic Rock! Examples:
Aerosmith "Dream On" -------> Eminem "Sing For the Moment"
The Doors "Riders on the Storm" -------> Snoop Dogg "Riders On the Storm"
Ozzy Osbourne "Crazy Train" --------> Some Crappy Song
Buffalo Springfield "For What it's Worth" --------> Another Crappy Song
Led Zeppelin "Kashmir" ---------> Puff Daddy "Some Shitty Song for the Godzilla Soundtrack"
WIGGERS! FUCK THEY BOTHER ME!
Bling bling... $300
Airforceones... $200
Exco jeans.... $100
G-Unit shirt... .$150
P Diddy Album... $25
Realizing your white... priceless
Swiss Chalet
Living at home
Emos
Rum
Red Sourpuss.....I used to love it, until I puked up a whole 2-6
Not getting into university because I had WAAAAAAAAAAY too much fun in Grade 12
You can keep pretending
No one really dies
In the world of make-belief
There's no such thing as lies
You've created a fantastic disaster
The outcome looks quite bleak
You watch from your ivory tower
As the crucify the weak
Go-getter, trend-setter
We know you're a bed-wetter
Get it hot, earn a lot,
We know what your money bought
Everyone cries
Everyone dies
We see the cowardice
Behind your evil eyes.
We didn't start the war
We didn't kill the poor
But we know
We'll always know...
