leave your name.

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog.

Sorry if I take a long time to respond because yeah, I don't go on nex for as long and as much anymore and they take a while to think about.

What would you do if I...

[1] I jumped from ec's second story onto one of the tables in the quad head first?
[2] Got nipple piercings?
[3] Got a tatoo of a potato on my ankle?
[4] Took a sharpie and drew fake hair all over my body?
[5] Raped an unsuspecting pencil?
[6] Drowned myself in egg-nog?
[7] Used your mothers chest hair for my carpet?
[8] Started cutting.... my ankles?
[9] Used shaving cream to ice my cake?
[10] Jammed a spoon down my throat?
[11] Made an original blog rather than copy/pasting someone elses?
[12] Yeah! Really! I mean, who would've thought of making your very OWN blog? With personal questions and shit! YEAH!
[13] Started snorting fundip on a regular basis?
[14] Changed my name to LARD SACK
[15] Became an emo?
[16] Called you a moron?
[17] Because you are one, really, if you answered these questions

Would you...

[1] Call me hot?
[2] Hit on me?
[3] Call me sexy?
[4] Hump me?
[5] Make out with me?
[6] Be distracted by me?
[7] Kiss me?
[8] What's the point of asking questions like that if NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS GOING TO ANSWER THEM HONESTLY!
[9] Fucking FOOLS!

Am I...

[1] Your neighbour? (Because I'm blind, you see, can't see who lives right fucking next to me
[2] Your friend? (Because I have a disorder, you see, can't remember who's my friend or not)
[3] Your father? (Because I can't remember my children! All children look the same to me)

Have we...

[1] Ever fought?
[2] And if we did fight, why?
[3] And if you can answer why to the last question, why?
[4] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question, why?
[5] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question to the last question, you're a MORON because I don't even know what I'm asking

FUCK I hate blogs....