What would you do if I...

[1] I jumped from ec's second story onto one of the tables in the quad head first? BAHA i've always wanted someone to do that.
[2] Got nipple piercings? Ohmygod, who would you expect to see it??
[3] Got a tatoo of a potato on my ankle? that would actually be quite cool, you should do that.
[4] Took a sharpie and drew fake hair all over my body? oh my.
[5] Raped an unsuspecting pencil? I hope the pencil has pencil babies. They could live in your pencil box.
[6] Drowned myself in egg-nog? Eggnog is gross. I would laugh.
[7] Used your mothers chest hair for my carpet? *notthinkingaboutthat*
[8] Started cutting.... my ankles? You shave your legs?
[9] Used shaving cream to ice my cake? Well, if you like that...then...go ahead.
[10] Jammed a spoon down my throat? OMG. You stupid.
[11] Made an original blog rather than copy/pasting someone elses? Wow your so original. It seems everyone is copying the blog thing...same questions...its annoying..but I must say. Yours is very unique
[12] Yeah! Really! I mean, who would've thought of making your very OWN blog? With personal questions and shit! YEAH! YEAH! I no.
[13] Started snorting fundip on a regular basis? Grade 8 boys these days
[14] Changed my name to LARD SACK. Okay lard sack.. ill have to get used to calling you that. (how did you come up with lard sack?)
[15] Became an emo? Awww. Go cut your ankles.
[16] Called you a moron? Why would you. You bitch.
[17] Because you are one, really, if you answered these questions. Damn you.

Would you...

[1] Call me hot? :l
[2] Hit on me? :l
[3] Call me sexy? :l
[4] Hump me? :l
[5] Make out with me? :l
[6] Be distracted by me? :l
[7] Kiss me? :l
[8] What's the point of asking questions like that if NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS GOING TO ANSWER THEM HONESTLY! I no!
[9] Fucking FOOLS! you are

Am I...

[1] Your neighbour? (Because I'm blind, you see, can't see who lives right fucking next to me YUP
[2] Your friend? (Because I have a disorder, you see, can't remember who's my friend or not) YUP
[3] Your father? (Because I can't remember my children! All children look the same to me) YUP

Have we...

[1] Ever fought?
[2] And if we did fight, why? yes
[3] And if you can answer why to the last question, why? because you hate me?
[4] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question, why? because you hate me
[5] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question to the last question, you're a MORON because I don't even know what I'm asking Is this a question?

FUCK I hate blogs.... ME TOO

What would you do if I...

[1] I jumped from ec's second story onto one of the tables in the quad head first?umm cry
[2] Got nipple piercings?eww
[3] Got a tatoo of a potato on my ankle?laugh
[4] Took a sharpie and drew fake hair all over my body?laugh some more
[5] Raped an unsuspecting pencil?well u can try but i don't think u would be able too
[6] Drowned myself in egg-nog?ha didn't u already do that lolz
[7] Used your mothers chest hair for my carpet?um have fun with that
[8] Started cutting.... my ankles?omg noo...wrists are better haha jk
[9] Used shaving cream to ice my cake?ew
[10] Jammed a spoon down my throat?ouch
[11] Made an original blog rather than copy/pasting someone elses?
[12] Yeah! Really! I mean, who would've thought of making your very OWN blog? With personal questions and shit! YEAH!this isn't even a question
[13] Started snorting fundip on a regular basis?ummm cool
[14] Changed my name to LARD SACK! ha loser
[15] Became an emo?no thats gay
[16] Called you a moron?laugh
[17] Because you are one, really, if you answered these questions.....

Would you...

[1] Call me hot?sure
[2] Hit on me? no
[3] Call me sexy?sure
[4] Hump me?no
[5] Make out with me?no
[6] Be distracted by me?um no
[7] Kiss me?noo
[8] What's the point of asking questions like that if NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS GOING TO ANSWER THEM HONESTLY!??
[9] Fucking FOOLS!

Am I...

[1] Your neighbour? (Because I'm blind, you see, can't see who lives right fucking next to me no
[2] Your friend? (Because I have a disorder, you see, can't remember who's my friend or not) yes
[3] Your father? (Because I can't remember my children! All children look the same to me) no

Have we...

[1] Ever fought?no
[2] And if we did fight, why?
[3] And if you can answer why to the last question, why?
[4] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question, why?
[5] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question to the last question, you're a MORON because I don't even know what I'm asking

[1] I jumped from ec's second story onto one of the tables in the quad head first? I'd have been the one who pushed you down, of course!
[2] Got nipple piercings? Yank 'em
[3] Got a tatoo of a potato on my ankle? Put cream on it so it didn't scab too badly.
[4] Took a sharpie and drew fake hair all over my body? Take a picture.
[5] Raped an unsuspecting pencil? *wonders how exactly that would work* I didn't know you were the catcher.
[6] Drowned myself in egg-nog? I'd say your eulogy at the funeral.
[7] Used your mothers chest hair for my carpet? wouldn't make much of a carpet, methinks.
[8] Started cutting.... my ankles? Please, just don't shave your legs. They don't need the help.
[9] Used shaving cream to ice my cake? Put your face in it, then watch you lick it off and cough as you realize that it is indeed not icing.
[10] Jammed a spoon down my throat? That would make you throw up. Do you have an eating disorder I don't know about?
[11] Made an original blog rather than copy/pasting someone elses? I'd do it. And by that I mean answer the questions. perv.
[12] Yeah! Really! I mean, who would've thought of making your very OWN blog? With personal questions and shit! YEAH! I'm telling mom you swore in here.
[13] Started snorting fundip on a regular basis? doesn't work as well as pepper. Trust me.
[14] Changed my name to LARD SACK Disown you from the Haaf family.
[15] Became an emo? I'd hide my eyeliner.
[16] Called you a moron? You know I can take you down, so don't even try it. Especially in front of your buddies here.
[17] Because you are one, really, if you answered these questions. I try too hard.

Would you...

[1] Call me hot?
[2] Hit on me? Incest
[3] Call me sexy?Incest
[4] Hump me?Incest
[5] Make out with me?Incest
[6] Be distracted by me?Incest
[7] Kiss me?Incest
[8] What's the point of asking questions like that if NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS GOING TO ANSWER THEM HONESTLY!Incest
[9] Fucking FOOLS!Incest

Am I...

[1] Your neighbour? (Because I'm blind, you see, can't see who lives right fucking next to me I live in your house!
[2] Your friend? (Because I have a disorder, you see, can't remember who's my friend or not)You live in my house!
[3] Your father? (Because I can't remember my children! All children look the same to me)We have the same father!

Have we...

[1] Ever fought? Yeah, I kicked your ass!
[2] And if we did fight, why? Because you thought you were the shit and then I was like RAAAWR and you were like Wanna go and I was like BRING IT and then you ran and then I chased you down and then you begged for mercy.
[3] And if you can answer why to the last question, why? what?
[4] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question, why? comment dit-on?
[5] And if you can answer why to the last question to the last question to the last question, you're a MORON because I don't even know what I'm asking. ...:D good survey Brother.