Yo Yo my name is Joey Parker i stand about 6 feet tall weigh 185 with short brown hair and green eyes .... i currently work at the home depot in langford where i drive a forklift and make too much money to even know what to do with .... im a very nice and caring guy with a very sharp wit (gets me into trouble sometimes ) ... im very into sports of any kind and going to the gym and partying and all that good stuff .... ive been called a player but its not my fault i guess i just know how to make women smile and im hoping to get tied down with a gf sometime in the near future cuz i got a lot of love to give ummm anything else you wanna know feel free to ask im pretty open about everything!

-Earning lots of money
-Chillin with friends/making new ones
-Playing football, baseball, basketball, volleyball and working out
-Swimming (waterfall/cliff jumping)
-Ladies ..... not bitches though
-Wearing shorts cuz pants cramp style big time
-Drinking
-Anything that makes me happy and isnt boring

-High maintenance people
-People that are arrogant
-People that LOVE to talk about themselves all the time
-EMO people ... grow up and get a life ... nobody cares about your sorrows
-People that dont have to work because mommy or daddy buys them anything they want
-People who talk shit cuz they are hiding behind their computer
-People who always have bad days (i never have bad days cuz i am purely positive and live a stress free life)
-Girls that phone all the time (desperate chicks)
-Girls who act the way they think guys want them to act .... being yourself is much cooler
-Followers (just because a lot of ppl do it ... doesnt mean you should)
-People that cramp style BIGTIME (you know who you are )

-Definately gotta hate on any guy that wears the combo of : -white shoes
-blue jeans
-white dress shirt
-short spiked hair
(everytime i go to the club 8 out of 10 dudes where this ... cummon guys the real quality girls arent gonna go home with you cuz you wear that so maybe try having a good personality then you will be able to not be a follower)

Here is a little warning ...... if you lie to me or try to play me your ass gets tossed