magnum opus
n.
A great work, especially a literary or artistic masterpiece.
The greatest single work of an artist, writer, or composer.
My magnum opus is still to come. you will all be in awe at my huge magnum opus. All shall be forced to watch the erection of the cenotaph in honour of my magnum opus. It shall be big and tall, and stand for centuries.
My hair owns shitty people.
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND.
Seriously... I want someone to keep warm in winter, someone to cater too and spoil...
I want that shit that mushy stuff that girls flirt about with the ideal man.
I want a girl who can love me, I'm tired of this hooking up bullshit.
If you're reading this and are a single, female, beautiful girl (not hot, beautiful) then by all means drop me a line.