AHAHAHAHA... THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

*Would you....

go out with me? - Only to drink bubble tea... I don't feel safe with you
give me your number? - Chea... Call me up sometime homie
kiss me? - Only that Afro
let me kiss you? - Only my ass...
watch a movie with me? - We have haven't we?
let me take you out to dinner? - Let's go to McDicks!
let me drive you somewhere? - I don't trust a brudda behind the well
take a shower with me? - WHAAA?!!
be my bf/gf? - just the F... not the G or B...
have a fling with me? - WHAAA?!
let me buy you a drink? - Sure man... get me some Green Tea at school
take me home for the night? - WHAAA?
Would you let me sleep in your bed? - I'll be on the floor
Sing car karaoke w/ me? - Yeah... maybe....
re-post this for me to answer your questions? - Nope... Jokes on you only!
give me a piggyback ride?
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? - I got that much love for my brudda
Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? - Hell yeah, lock ya up and take out my Ronin Blades... Wouldn't that be fun, chasing you with knives...
lick my cheek? - No...
dance with me? - No....
let me make you breakfast? - Next time say... *FEMALES ONLY*
help me with homework? - Do it yourself...
tickle me to death? - Are blacks ticklish?
let me tickle you? - Piss off....
stick up for me if i was being put down? - Yeah... I'd kill some KKK members...
play strip poker with me? - ahah.... ahah.... NO....
say yes if i asked you out? - my balls.... NO
get wasted with me? - You don't drink....
instant message me? - already have... =/
greet me in public? - I touch your Afro everyday at school... wtf
hang out with me? - Why not...
bring me around your friends? - Not the racist ones...

Fuck the rest....