1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early."

2. You have more beer than food in your fridge.

3. Weekends start on Thursday.

4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.

5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese.

6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case.

7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.

8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open.

9. You think it’s the weekend on a Wednesday and you don’t know what month it is.

10. You can't remember the last time you washed your car.

11. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.

12. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.

13. You get drunk dialed on any night of the week.

14. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.

15. You’ve fallen off a loft bed.

16. You talk about beer pong like it’s a sport.

17. Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them... sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are.

18. Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.

19. You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there’s more.

20. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.

21. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.

22. You go to Target or WalMart more than 3 times a week.

23. You wear the same jeans for 13 days without washing them.

24. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do.

25. Quarters are like gold.

26. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles.

27. You live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc...

29. You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home.

30. You ask people what YOU did last night.

31. Certain things are now deemed "facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.

32. You’ve seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian.

33. You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.

34. You sleep more in class than in your room

35. Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts.

36. You've traveled with bags of dirty clothes.

37. You go home to do your laundry because you're too poor to pay the $2... or too lazy to go to a change machine.

38. You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7.

39. More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates.

40. You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday's meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal - a safe bet for any meal.

41. You use words like "thus" (see #40).

42. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them.

43. Your beer pong table is nicer than all your other tables.

44. It takes preparation... and 3 people... to take out your garbage.

45. Going to the library is a social event.

46. You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year... you know why.

47. You start joining clubs because of the free food.

48. Visits home depend on how much money you have for gas.

49. You skip one class to write a paper for another.

50. You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not.

51. Bicycles don't seem as lame as they did in high school.

52. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.

53. Girls: You've balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave.

54. Your backpack is giving you scoliosis.

55. You've written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas.

56. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.

57. Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker.

58. Most of your T.A.s are foreign...what's the deal?

59. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.

60. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.

61. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim.

62. Care packages rank right up there with birthdays.

63. You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game.

64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies.

65. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.

66. Anything can be cooked in a microwave.

67. Two words: bike cops.

68. You have Safe Ride programmed into your phone.

69. Old school Nintendo... and guitar hero... are pretty much the best things ever.

70. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal.

71. You call restaurants that deliver more than you call your own family.

72. You've paid bills over $5... in coins.

73. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod.

74. Hoodies and sweatpants become the norm - jeans are considered "dressy" at certain occasions... like school.

75. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.

76. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable.

77. Your professors speak English... as a second language.

78. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares.

79. Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok.

80. You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they're free.

81. Betta fish are like your family.

82. You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours.

83. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing...

84. The elevators take forever but you'll wait 10 minutes just so you don't have to climb stairs.

85. Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they're standing 5 feet away from the door.

86. Showers become more of an issue.

87. You press the automatic door opener instead of simply grabbing the handle when you approach a door.

88. Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round.

89. Class size doubles on exam days.

90. You donate plasma even though you know it's pretty sketchy.

91. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.

92. You've bought Christmas presents from the book store and charged it to your student account so your parents pay for the gifts because you're too broke.

93. You begin to include ketchup on your list of acceptable vegetables.

94. You stay on campus for hours in between classes when it's too cold to walk home.

95. People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your 50 cent bag of chips.

96. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.

97. You steal dishes from the cafeteria so you don't have to wash your own.

98. Laundry is an all-day event.

99. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them.

100. It's illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore.

101. You find your list of acceptable napping places expanding daily to increasingly uncomfortable locations.

102. You fill out credit card applications for the free food.

103. You've eaten cereal out of a cup... with a fork.

104. Dressing up for Halloween becomes cool again.

105. You know at least one person who has dropped his/her cell phone into a toilet.

106. You hang multiple shirts on the same hanger to save space/money.

107. You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next.

This is so amazing that I HAD to post it here!


-You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHED!"
-You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
-You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop
-You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
-You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
-You remember reading "Goosebumps"
-You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
-You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
-You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
-You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the RED Ranger were meant to be together.
-You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
-You even got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
-You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
-You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
-You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
-You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
-You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
-You played and/or collected "Pogs"
-You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip-It
-You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
-You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
-Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.
-You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
-You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears, but also at the corners of your eyes.
-You remember a time before the WB.
-You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
-You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.
-You know the Macarena by heart.
-"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
-You thought Brain would finally take over the world
-You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
Repost this if you were a 90's kid and can relate to any of these!

So You Think You Know Me...

(2 Points) My name:

(4 Points) My last name:

(4 Points) Who am I in love with:

(1 Points) Where did we meet:

(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:

(1 Points) Where do I work:

(3 Point) What am I afraid of:

(2 Points) Do I smoke :

(3 Points) Do I drink:

(3 points) Do you think I'm a virgin:

(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:

(2 Points) How many:

(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:

(1 Point) How many piercings do I have:

(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:

(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:

(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:

(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:

(2 Points) Whats my favorite color:

(3 Points) Name something I hate:

(4 Points) Name a talent I have:

(4 Points) What's my phone number:

(4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear:

(4 Points) Do I have any pets:

(2 Points) Who am I dating/crushin' right now:

(5 Points) How long have I been dating them:

(5 points) How tall am I?

(5 Points) What is my worst habit:

(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island,
what would I bring:

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80-92 Points; Best Friend.

70-79 Points; Great Friend.

40-69 Points; Friend.

20-39 Points; You should hang out with me more! Ask Me when.

00-19 Points; Either you're a crappy friend or you're a new friend!


STANDINGS:

Ok so those of u that kno me really well should've known this was coming!!!!!!!! General Hospital is my absolute fovorite show ever so here my tribute to it! This show is my escape and my love and I have had 4 favorite people on it since the day I started watching it! These people are:

This is Tamara Braun, she used to play Carly Corinthos but then left the show but i've heard rumors shes coming bakc *crosses fingers* I HOPE SO!!!!!

This is Alicia Leigh Willis! I think she is the most gorgeous woman in the world! She played Courtney Mathews but today she died after having a c-section to save her baby from the virus she has... I havent cried so hard in I dont kno how long!

O M G!!!! Hottest Man Alive! I love this guy so much! I've never seen someone sexier! Jacob Young used to be on this show, playing Lucky Spencer but left to pursue his music career (yes of course I have his cd!) and ended up on All My Children (dont worry I watch that to) haha!

After today, Steve Burton is the only one left on the show! He plays Jason Morgan! A hot hitman who can make a gun look amazingly hot! I love this guy so much and if he leaves to then I have no idea what ill do! (He was married to Courtney)

Yea... so thats my obsession... im sry... I had to do it! haha! I love it so much! If u wanna watch it its on CTV/ABC at 3 Monday-Friday! haha! U should! Its really... educational... LMFAO! Its the best show ever! If u dont believe me I dont care! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

These are to all my friends who I would do nething for! You guys make life worth living! Luv yall lots! (thats right I said yall that was for Bobby)

Janna: Omg I love u so much girlie! No matter what happens I can talk to u and everything better! We have had so many good times and there are MANY more to come! ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao! Brad Paisley = LIFE! haha! I love u forever and ever babe!

Haley: Haley Haley Haley... We have had some amazing times together! Every second I spend with u is memorable! We've cried together, been blonde together, laughed together, and of course loved each other through everything! Babe im always here for u no matter what! Remember... USE BOTH BRAINS!!! I love u so much babe and we'll be together forever!

Dani: My sexy school girl lover! haha! We have amazing times together! Not that I can remember them all but that means they musta bin REALLY good! Im always here for u no matter what! And always remember... You Go, I Go! Ill never forget it babe! U make me smile when im down and when I need ot cry u just hold me and let me get it out even if you cant uderstand me though the tears! Dont forget... OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE ROOM! NAPS R SO KEWL!!!! I love u always babe!

Ben: UR MY SEXY MAN CANDY!!!!!!!!! hahaha! Were gonna party hard for the rest for the year! Dont bring ur hat to ne parties tho... me and Dani might fight over it hahaha! DONT FORGET! U and Brent hafta bring me next time!!!!!!!!!!!

K guys these take SO much effort to write so if u ask me to then ill write one about u! haha! K awesome!