So lets see about me....

I play bass guitar and am damn good at it.
I absolutely love music.
I can do a backflip and land on my neck.
I play Ballhockey
I play rugby for the Clansmen, and am damn good at that too.
I am going to school at NAIT, civil engineering cause im smart.
I am trying to get back into improv and comedy. Good stuff.
I am going to be a millionaire by the age of 30. Believe it.
I am a mascot too, can you guess which one?
Ha Ha FUCKIES
TEQUILA!!!




My good friend I met searching for Gary Larson on the Farside.
Actually thats the fish I pulled out of the North Saskatchewan with my bare hands.

I also caught his brother, but with that lure.
I know i would bite it thats for sure

When your rich you meet lots of people
Mr. Kravitz, the DEVIL, and the guys from Hockey Night in Canada


I stole Solitaire from Mr. Bond






Music creates order out of chaos:
for rhythm imposes unanimity upon the divergent,
melody imposes continuity upon the disjointed,
and harmony imposes compatibility upon the incongruous.
- Yehudi Menuhin

Stupid people.
That guy that hit me with a forklift.
When people lean back on thier chairs, then smash your toes when they sit back down.
Those damn lawn gnomes.
Stubbing your toes on the coffee table leg.
Spondylolisthesis - Stupid spine.
The D-minor scale.
Damn sauer kraut.
Fucking drunk koala's.
Getting hit in the face with bricks.

O and when dogs steal your shoes!