THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT



My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle a nd told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray -up, Bitch'

Semester One At SAS.

A- Socials 10- Mr.Koroluk
B- Principals Math 10- Mr.Holmes
C- Science 10- Quilty
D- Digital Media- Harrington.

Semester Two At Jackson.

A- English 10- Ms.Cox (New Teacher 1, LOL)
B- Socials 11- Mr.Derosa
C- Art Draw- Elaine
D- Chemistry 11- Mr.Ralston

so i've been reading a lot of blogs lately written by other people
about no longer doing drugs and drinking,
and cleaning up their lives.

think about this: maybe if you didnt give into peer pressure
and do it so much in the first place, you wouldnt feel so bad when you DO do it.
just drink on occasion, so drugs with only like 4 people, no drinking.
man oh man.

learn your shit!

been in kelowna all day with bailey.
been having an amazing time

there she is.
i get her in a year.
her name is Madusa.
My daddy's had her for 35 years.
and i got to drive her for like an hour today.
she turns like a hurricane,
an amazing amazing tornado.
i think im in love with her.
my my myyyy car : )