Zodiac
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. THEY ARE SOOO TRUE!
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin (A.K.A. my knight in shinning armour ♥)
Dominant in relationships. Sexy as fuck. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget,Irreplaceable, Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.
.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie (A.K.A. me,,,BabyGirl SexyKins)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget.
.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as fuck. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual, Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!!Not the kind of person you wanna be with you might end up crying.
wrath
o1. Who did you last get angry with?
Brandon
o2. What is your weapon of choice?
Actions
o3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Damn rites, but only iff they were pissing me off
o4. How about of the same sex?
mhmm.
o5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
i can't remember.
o6. What is your pet peeve?
idk, grinding teeth and bad breath
o7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
i usually let them go easily, BUT... somtimes the person doesn't deserve it, they deserve a good punch
Sloth...
o1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done lately?
My homework and slept
o2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
4 in the afternoon
o3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
umm. everyone.
o4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
uh..."my ankle is twisted", or "i have an allergic reaction to you."
o5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Yes, and I was so convinced that everything was awesome. haha it was 'magic bullet'.
o6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
yesterday morning
o7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
little chilren are my alarm clock, FRIK! i wish kids had snooze buttons!
gluttony...
o1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Energy drinks and Booster Juice
o2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
how bout Both.
o3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/out/event?
3/4 of a 2.6...oops. but it was funn as hell, woot woot
o4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
nuh uhh
o5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
not really
o6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
spicy
o7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?
once. ^ ^ hehe
lust...
o1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
way too many to count, more than the fingers and toes on your body.
o2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
well lots have seen me like half naked, but I think only a few have seen me in the nuddy pants.
o3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
haha god, all the time.
o4. Have you "done it"?
not quite yet. and i'm not giving it to 'just anybuddy'
o5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
eyes, mhmm by far the eyes, oh and the boobs for females and arms and lips for males.
o6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Nope, and I think if I did I would pee my pants.
o7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No worries, we're good!
greed...
o1. How many credit cards do you own?
Zero
o2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
7-11 and the liquor store,
o3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
probably get shitfaced, invest in stocks, buy a new car and a huge, eco friendly house.
o4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich. I can be like Paris and buy fame.
o5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
idk depends on what it is. i probably would
o6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Heh heh...ummm. yes but i'm not telling you what. i might get arrested.
pride...
o1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
dude! i peirced my own lip! and i didn't even hurt! fell offa an RV and didn't even die! i was sooo hammed...
o2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
getting a new job, my parents don't get proud easily
o3. What's one thing you would like to accomplish in your life?
i would like to do somthing people say is impossible before i die
o4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
You work harder when you're second best. but i certainly come in first most of the time.
o5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Not that I can remember, but it sounds like something I'd do.
o6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yes. cheat sheets for every test, foo'. lol
o7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
umm, nothing that i can think off.
envy
o1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
i want a 'christina aguilera' voice and a 'megan fox' body, but with bigger boobies
o2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
that insainly christian lady, then i'd tease her with satanic shit! lmfao...
o3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
I think I'd just want to be a better version of me.
o4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yeah but, he didn't mean much to me. and it was in grade 4. then i went out with him again...and again.
o5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Well yes, I wish most of them were different, but what can ya do.
o6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
cockyness, somthing i don't have.
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
Dicks are the way to do it.
i guarantee 90% of the dudes reading this don't have the balls to put it up cuz it's all about image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...
I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't.
1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of nexopia?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Would you be a fellow ninja with me?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? pl
My Life Playlist:
1.Opening Credits: Streamline - Newton,
2.Waking Up: Dreamer - OZZY,
3.Average Day: I've seen Better days - Sublime
4.First Date: Beautiful Stranger - Madonna, Senorita - JT
5.Falling in Love: All I see - Kylie Minogue, I'm in Heaven when you smile - Van Morrison
6.Love Scene: I don't Wanna Miss a Thing - Aerosmith
8.Breaking Up: What Chya Think About That? - PCD, If I never see your face again - Rihanna
9.Getting Back Together: Nine in the Afternoon - P!ATD
10.Secret Love: I write sins not tragedies - P!ATD
11.Missing The One You Love: If the sun Refused to Shine - Led Zepplin
12.Life's Okay: The Captured Vibe (Re-Mix) - Hilltop Hoodz feat. Dj Reflux
13.Mental Breakdown: Beauty in The Breakdown - Dido
14.Driving: Keeps gettin Better - Christina Aguilera
15.Saying Goodbye: Clocks - Coldplay
16.Learning a Lesson: Mary Jane - Janis Joplin
17.Deep Thought: Sleep Deprivation - Simian Mobile Disco(SMD), In This River - Black Label Society
18.Flashback: Light Shine Down - Collective Soul
19.Dancing: Speakerphone - Kylie Minogue, Holden - SMD, One more time - Daft punk
20.Being sneaky: Cookie Jar - Gym Class Heroes
21.Getting caught: Don't Speak - No Doubt
22.Being hyper: I'm Gummy Bear - Gummy Bear
23.Not giving a shit: Love me or hate me - Lady Soverigne, Nothing Else matters - Metallica
24.Felling Sexy: Pretty Woman - Van Halen, Scream - Timbaland,
25.Trying to make a statement: Mercedez Benz - Janis Joplin, I'm Just a girl - No Doubt
Rule #1:
If you read this you take it.
Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks
ONLY ANSWER TRUE OR FALSE
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? true
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? true
Q: Do you like someone? true
Q: Held a snake? true
Q: Been suspended from school? true
Q: Been fired from a job? false
Q: Sang karaoke? true
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? true
Q: Laughed until you started crying? true
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? true
Q: Kissed in the rain? true
Q: Sang in the shower? true
Q: Sat on a roof top? true
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? true
Q: Broken a bone?true
Q: Shaved your head? false
Q: Played a prank on someone? true
Q: Shot a gun? false
Q: Donated Blood? false
Q: Had your heart broken? true
LAST PERSON ("Who was your last?" --just be 100% truthful)
1. You hung out with? sister.
2. You texted? nobuddy
3. You were in a car with? Sherie & corie
4. Went to the movies with? Mara
5. Person you went to the shops with? mara
6. You talked on the phone?dad
7. Made you laugh? mara
8. You hugged? mara
9. You cried with? myself
WOULD YOU RATHER
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?tongue
2. Die in a fire or get shot? shot.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? moon
2. Winter or Fall?fall
3. Left or Right? right
4. Sunny or rainy? rainy.
5. Where do u live? kamloops
6. Club or pub? club
7. Is there 1 or 2 ppl who u can always trust and rely on? mhmm.
8. Do you want to get married? mabey someday.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl.
10. What time is it? 6:44 pm
11. Are u afraid of commitment? depends on what its for.
12. Are you gonna have an 18th Birthday party? why not?
13. Do you cook? mhmm
14. Current mood? shitty.
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? my baby sister
2. Sang? uh huh
3. Listened to music? wull that's a stopid question. duh
4. Seen someone you care alot about?yupers
5. Danced Crazy? lmao, ask mara
6. Cried? no
7. Like someone you can't have? nope
21 FIRSTS
1. Who was your first prom date? never been
2. Who was your first roommate? maracakes
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? rum baby!
4. What was your first job? maid/chaimber-maiding
5. What was your first car? don't gawt one
6. When did you go to your first funeral? never been
8. Who was your first grade teacher? Mme. Nancy
9. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? van,
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? Alyssa & bethany
11. Who was your first best friend? Kerry
12. Where was your first sleepover? at brooke's place
13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?no one..
14. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? never been
15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? take the covers off and stand-up
16. What was the first concert you ever went to? abba
17. First tattoo or piercing? 7 yrs. old
18. First celebrity crush? i can't remember
20. First crush? kurtis
21. First real love? undefined. you can change that though.
