A few of my favorite quotes:

"I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things I have not..."

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying..."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..."

"I spent 90% of my money on women and drinks. The rest i wasted..."

"This isn't a war; its an extermination. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots."

"It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

"I think I mentioned to a friend that I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie."

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. "

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. "

"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."

"Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary."

"Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up."

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. "

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. "

"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

"Laughter is an instant vacation."

"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."

"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. "


"The one thing i do before i die of cancer is bribe the doctor to kill me quick."

A message to those who are too dead inside to know how to let others live.

She is the girl kicked out of her
home because her mother found out
that she is a lesbian.

She is the prostitute working the
streets because nobody will hire a
transsexual woman for a descent job.

She is the sister who holds her
gay brother tight through the painful,
tear-filled nights.

They are the parents who buried
their transsexual daughter long before her time.

He is the man who died alone in
the hospital because they would not
let his gay partner of twenty-seven years
into the room.

She is the foster child who wakes up
with nightmares of being taken away from
the two fathers who are the only loving
family she ever had. She wishes they could
adopt her.

She is the lucky one, i guess.
She survived the attack that left her in a coma
for three weeks, and is the one that will face
the fact that she will not be able to walk another
step again.

She is not one of the lucky ones. She killed
herself just weeks before graduating high
school because she was afraid of the future
that was provided for a gay woman.

They are the couple who had the realtor
hang up on them when she found out that
they wanted to rent a one-bedroom appartment
for two men.

He is the person who never knows which
bathroom he should use if he wanted to avoid getting
the management called on him.

She is the mother who is not allowed to
even visit the children she bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says she is an unfit mother because she
lived with another woman.

She is the domestic-violence survivor who
found the support system grow suddenly cold
and distant when they found out that her abusive
partner is also a woman.

He is the domestic-violence survivor who
has no support system to turn to because he
is gay.

He is the father who has never hugged his
son because he grew up afraid to show affection
to other men.

She is the home-economics teacher who always
wanted to teach gym until someone told her that
only lesbians do that.

He is the man who died when the paramedics
stopped treating him as soon as they realized he was
transsexual.

He is the teen who feels discouraged because he
knows he could be a much better person if society
didn't hate him.

He is the man who stopped attending church,
not because he doesn't believe, but because they closed
their doors in his face.

He is the boy who killed himself after his
boyfriend died in an attack.

He is the boy who faked sick because he was
afraid to see what was written on his locker today.

He is the boy who helped visciously attack his
gay friend, because he didn't want his other friends
to know that he had been seeing him.

He is the boy who's afraid to look another boy
in the eyes, because of what he might think.

He is the boy who gave up on life because he
never really knew what it was like to have one.

She is the person who has to hide what this
world needs most, love.

REPOST THIS MESSAGE IF YOU THINK THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS
INJUST AND CRUEL. WE ARE ALL EQUALS AND WE SHOULD
ALL BE TREATED LIKE EQUALS. THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN
THE WORLD ARE THE ONES THAT ARE NOT AFRAID TO
SUPPORT THEIR FRIEND OR EVEN SUPPORT THEMSELVES
IN THE FIGHT AGAINST HOMOPHOBISM.
BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE...