Some days I just wanna up and call it quits,
I feel like I’m surrounded by a wall of bricks,
Everytime I go to get up I just fall in piss,
My life’s like one great big ball of shit,
If I could just put it all in all I spit,
Instead I always try to swallow it,
Instead of staring at this wall and shit,
While I sit writers block sick of all this shit,
Cant call it shit, all I know is I’m about to hit the wall,
If I have to see another one of mom’s alchaholic fits,
This is it, last straw, thats all, thats it,
I ain’t dealing with another fucking politic,
I’m like a stewin bubble in him, till it filters up,
I’m about to kill it, I can feel it building up,
Blow this building up, I’ve been sealed enough,
My cup run it over I’ve been filled up,
But then explosion bust and spills my guts,
You think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts,
But I’m a show you what, you gonna feel my rush,
You don’t feel it then it must be too real to touch,
Feel to touch, I’m about to tear shit up,
Goosebumps, yeah I’m make your hair sit up,
Yeah sit up, I’m a tell you who I be,
I’m make you hate me cause you ain’t me,
You aint, it ain’t to late to finally see,
What you close minded fucks were too blind to see,
Whoever find me, is gonna get a finders fee,
Out this world and ain’t no one out there mind as me,
You need peace of mind, well here’s a piece of mine,
All I need’s a line but sometimes,
I don’t always find the words to rhyme,
To express how I’m really feeling at that time,
Yeah sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, just sometimes,
Its always me, how dark can these hallways be,
The clock stikes midnight, 1, 2, then half past 3,
This half ass rhyme with this half ass piece of paper,
I’m desperate at my desk if I could just get the rest,
Of this shit off my chest, again, stuck in this slum,
Cant think of nothing, fuck I’m stumped,
But wait here comes something,
Nope, it’s not good enough, scribbel it out, new pad,
Krinkel it up and throw that shit out,
I’m fisseling now thought I had figured it out,
Ball’s in my court but I’m scared to dribbel it out,
But I’m afraid, why am I afaid, why am I a slave to this trade,
Sign that I’ll spit to the grave, real enough to rawl you up,
What me to flip it I can rip it any style you want,
I’m a switch, yeah a bitch, jimmy smith ain’t a quitter,
I’m a sit here till I get enough,
For me to finally hit a fucking boiling point,
Put some oil in your joints,
Flip the coin bitch come get destroyed,
An mc’s worst dream I make them tense since they hate me,
See me and shake like a shangeling fence,
By the looks of them you would swear yours was comming,
By the scream of them you would swear I’m sawing something,
By the way they running you would swear the law was coming,
Its now or never tonight is all or nothing,
Momma, jimmy keep leaving on us, he said he’d be back,
He pinky promised, I don’t think he’s honest,
I be back baby I just got to beat this clock,
Fuck this clock, I’m make them eat this watch,
Dont believe me watch, I’m a win this race,
And I’m a come back and rub my shit in your face,
Bitch I found my neck, you gonna hear my voice,
Till you sick of it you ain’t gonna have a choice,
If I gotta scream till I have half a lung,
If I have half a chance I grab it, rabbit run...

So tight, so fly
You got me lifted, you got me lifted

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling
And ooh wee it’s the ultimate feeling
You got me lifted feeling so gifted
Sugar how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?

You know its leather when we ride
We're flinging rawhide
Doing what we do, watching screens getting high
Gurl you keep it so fly with you sweet hunnybuns
You was there when the money was gone
You’ll be there when the money comes
Off top I can't lie I love to get blowed
You my lil'sugar, I'm yo little chulo
And every time we kick it it’s off to the groovy
Treat you like my sticky ickey or my sweet oowy goowy (fa real though)

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling
And ooh wee it’s the ultimate feeling
You got me lifted feeling so gifted
Sugar how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?

Now I ain't worried about a thang cause I just hit me a lick
I got a fat sack and a superfly chick
There ain't nothing you can say to a playa
Cause doowop, she fly like the planes in the air
That’s right she’s full grown setting the wrong tone
I'm digging the energy and I'm loving the o-zone
So fly like a dove so fly like a raven
Quick to politic with some fly conversation
In a natural mood then I'm a natural dude
And we some natural fools blowing out by the pool
She like my sexy-cool mama with blades on her berata
Rockin' Dolce Gabbana (Italian) with highdrows and a Cubana

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling
And ooh wee it’s the ultimate feeling
You got me lifted feeling so gifted
Sugar how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?

You know its leather when we ride
We're flinging rawhide
Doing what we do, watching screens getting high
Gurl you keep it so fly with you sweet hunnybuns
You was there when the money was gone
You’ll be there when the money comes

You know its leather when we ride
We're flinging rawhide
Doing what we do, watching screens getting high
Gurl you keep it so fly with you sweet hunnybuns
You was there when the money was gone
You’ll be there when the money comes (fa real though)

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling
And ooh wee it’s the ultimate feeling
You got me lifted feeling so gifted
Sugar how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?
Suga suga how you get so fly?

So high like I'm a star
So high like I'm a star
So high like I'm a star
So high like I'm a star

Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my storms
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella
We fly higher than weather
And G5’s are better, You know me,
an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

I know there’s something in the wake of your smile
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yeah
you’ve built a love but that love falls apart
your little piece of heaven turns too dark

listen to your heart
when he’s calling for you
listen to your heart
there’s nothing else you can do
I don’t know where you’re going
and I don’t know why
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye

sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile
the precious moments are all lost in the tide, yeah
they’re swept away and nothing is what is seems
the feeling of belonging to your dreams

listen to your heart
when he’s calling for you
listen to your heart
there’s nothing else you can do
I don’t know where you’re going
and I don’t know why
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye

Ah, Yo!
This song is dedicated to all the happy people...
All the happy people who have real nice lives...
And who have no idea what its like; to be broke as fuck.

I feel like I'm walkin a tight rope
Without a circus net
I'm popping percocette
I'm a nervous wreck
I deserve respect
But I work a sweat for this worthless check
Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt
Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged
Full of venom and rage
Especially when I'm engaged
And my daughter's down to her last diaper
That's got my ass hyper
I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer
Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders
These overnight stars becoming autograph signers
We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us
Along with the small fry's and average half pinters
While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas
Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless
Snakes slither in the grass spineless.

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

My life is full of empty promises
And broken dreams
I'm hoping things will look up
But there ain't no job openings
I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished
Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished
And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay
And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day
But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game play
Cause when we die we know were all going the same way
It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan
When all you need is bucks to be the man
Plus a luxury sedan
Too comfortable and roomy in a six
They threw me in the mix
With all these gloomy lunatics
Walk around depressed
And smoke a pound of ses a day
And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today
My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play
Live half my life and throw the rest away

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

There's people that love me and people that hate me
But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady
I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame
That means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames
That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name
Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain
Right now I feel like i just hit the rock bottom
I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em
I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em
Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em
My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or socks on 'em
And them rings you wearin look like they got a few rocks on 'em
And while you flauntin them I could be taking them to shops to pawn 'em
I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em?
Cause I never went gold off one song
I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

Ms. Genova – You called and I’m coming over
There is something to be said for growing older
I can’t think of what it is right now
Maybe if we sit down I can force it out

Ms. Genova – Excuses aren’t going to win you over
And there’s a science to the politics of order
So smash your faith and flail your heart
Whatever makes you feel better at all

(I’ll reach on up into the sun and pull the curtains over)
Whatever takes the edge off – Whatever helps you get on
You know I miss you more than anything or anybody else
(I’ll reach on up into the sun and pull the curtains over)
Whatever gets you through – No matter what I do
You know I miss you more than anything

Ms. Genova – Come and lay with me here on the sofa
I only wanted to help try to smooth things over
You’ve scratched your names into the dark
Whatever makes you feel better at all

(I’ll reach on up into the sun and pull the curtains over)
Whatever takes the edge off – Whatever helps you get on
You know I miss you more than anything or anybody else
(I’ll reach on up into the sun and pull the curtains over)
Whatever gets you through – No matter what I do
You know I miss you more than anything

Ordinarily nothing fazes me
Ordinarily nothing scares the hell out of me

Ms. Genova – You called and I’m coming over
There is something to be said for growing older
I can’t think of what it is right now
Maybe if we sit down I can force it out

(I’ll reach on up into the sun and pull the curtains over)
Whatever takes the edge off – Whatever helps you get on
You know I miss you more than anything or anybody else
(I’ll reach on up into the sun and pull the curtains)
Whatever gets you through – No matter what I do
You know I miss you more than anything...

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me...about you. About the way our American heart's beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts. Maybe below the cockles...maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver...maybe in the kidneys...we don't know.
Well I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on the table, and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep at man like me interested. Oh no, uh-huh, no way. No, I've gotta go out and have fun, at someone elses expense. Woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane. While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole! (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole! (he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat, I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
I'm an asshole! (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole! (he's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I part in handicap spaces, while handicapped people, make handicapped faces!
I'm an asshole! (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole! (he's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song, ranting and raving and carrying on, Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...NAH!
I'm an asshole! (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole! (he's the world's biggest asshole)
You know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967, Cadillac Eldorado convertible--hot pink! With whale skin hubcaps and all-leather interior with big round baby seal eyes for headlights! Yeah! I'm gonna ride around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one hour per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers at McDonalds in the old old-fashioned no biodegradable containers. And when I'm done suckin' down those grease-ball-burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers RIGHT OFF THE SIDE and there ain't a god damned thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want, have a big democracy cakewalk walk through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?!
John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15,000,000 times - thats how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and drive down to Texas...(Hey) ..and have a humongous barbecue-(Hey) we're gonna go to LBJ's ranch and start a bonfire (Hey!) and throw deer and rabbits and cats and old people, and- (HEY!) slow drivers and Mickey Rourke and - (HEY, You know you really are an asshole?) Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal?
I'm an asshole! (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole) I'm an asshole (the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E, EVERYBODY! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
*makes bunch of crazy noises*
I'm an asshole...and I'm proud of it.

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*Frank picks up gun*
"She's a beauty, ain't she?"
"Yeah, what kind of gun is this?"
"It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down."
*Frank cocks gun*
"Hey, hey, careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico."
"Cool."
"Yeah it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from--"
*Frank shoots himself in the neck*
"YESS!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!"
"What?"
"You just took one in the jugular, man!"
"What? I did..?" *feels neck*
"YES!!"
"Oh my god....is this bad? Is this bad?"
"You better pull that shit out man. That shit is not cool"
"Wait.....wait......pull what out....?
"The dart man! You got a fucking dart in your neck!"
*laughs* "You're.....you're crazy man!.....I like you....*laughs*...but you're CRAZY!"

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Therapist -- Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank -- Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
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It's not the East or the West Side -No it's not- It's not the North or the South Side -No it's not- I'ts the Dark Side -You are correct- Can't fight the Empire; to all you Vadah hatahs out there, we'll blow you're planet up!
What is thy bidding, my master?
It's a disaster. Skywalker we're after.
But if he could be turned to the Darkside...
Yes...he'd be a powerful ally. Another dark Jedi.
He will join us or die!
We got Death Star -Death Star!- Death Star -Death Star!- Death Star -Death Star!-.....

Luke! Get yer ass over here right now. Quit monkeyin' around with that damn land speeder. Where are dem two droids I asked ya ta clean boy? You clean yer room?
Uncle Own, I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids, can I go to the Tosche Station? I've gotta layaway on the power converter, but now yer treatin' me like a scruffy nerve-hurter.
Luke! Use the force and run! Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah. Luke! Use the force and run! Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah.
I'm Yoda. I'm a soldja. I mold ya, and fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes when the X Wing rise.
Yoda, why you bein' a playa hatah? You know I still must confront Lord Vadah.
But Luke, not ready are you.
But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew. A jedis gotta do, what a jedis gotta do. So now Vadah, I'm comin' for you.

Yeah that's right R2, I just set a new course. We're going to cloud city. *slurp* Ah, that's mighty good ginatonic, why don't you mix me up anothah?

Impressive, now release you're anger. You must have sensed that you're friends are in danger.
Ahhhh! Why'd you slice off my hand?!
It's imperative that you understand. Obi-Wan would never bothah. Tellin' you about yor fathah.
He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Then there's something I must reveal then. I'm yah fathah, I'm yah fatha. I'm yah fathah. I'm yah fathah..

Knock 'em out the box, Luke, knock 'em out!
Knock 'em out the box, Luke, knock 'em out!
Knock 'em out the box, Luke.