I'm a regular kinda guy... find that girls on here are not very nice and down to earth... but if you can prove you aren't like the rest, i might be willing to give you a chance... MAYBE
LOVE:
the gym
snowboarding, ice hockey, shootin pool
Budweiser
the beach
HATE:
assholes
scandelous girls
liars
thieves
ignorant people in general
MONKEYS, i hate monkeys... if u really wanna know why then ask... but should be obvious to everyone why they are the most disgusting creature in existence
PAPER (read below)
I understand that scissors can beat paper and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit I'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, asshole."









