lynze "obama your mama"
snow "I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT OBAMAS YOUR MAMA"

jesus is looking at all of us
and then he smiles,
"WERE ALL JUST SACKS OF MEAT AND BONES"

devon was on the phone with one of my friends
and they had like a 20 minute conversation
2 minutes later devon was like
"why is the phone in my hand"
me" you were talking on the phone"
devon "was i"
me "yea she was trying to get me and you to come over"
devon " what? i was on the phone"
me " yea she wanted me and you to fuck her and her friend"
devon" OH BABEH BABEH"

an hour later devon was talking on the phone
me and snow" since when were you on the phone"
devon " i have been for 10 minutes"
us "what, no your not"
devon " yea iam still talking to that girl"
me" no your not that was like an hour ago"
devon " no i have been on the phone for 10 minutes"
me " no that was an hour ago"
devon " what,"
me yea that girl who wanted us to come over and have sex was a long time ago"
devon "OH BABEH BABEH, what were we talking about?"