HAVING A COOL NEXOPIA PAGE.... HAVING A COOL MSN SPACE.... GETTING MARRIED TO PEOPLE WHO I DONT" KNOW AND HAVING TO CALL IT OFF CAUSE THEY AREN"T COOL ENOUGH FOR ME. TYPING IN CAPS LOCK.... TYPING WITH SHIFT HELD DOWN.. MASCULINIST JOKES.... RACIST JOKES.... WHAT DO YOU CALL SOME WHO HAS NO RIGHTS, AUTHORITY, OR Y-CHROMOSOME... THIS IS AN EASY ONE.. WHY DO THE CNAUCKS OWN... CAUSE IT USED TO BE WHERE BERTUZZI PLAYED...
Jarome(now Jaromette) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women.
His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're beautiful!"
John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."
Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?"
John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."
Pete says, "When they cut off your wiener and dug out a vagina?"
John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."
Pete says, "Then what did hurt?"
John says, "When the doctor drilled a hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."