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    BlueToaster - 21, Male, Canada
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    BASICS

    Birthday:October 14, 1990
    Location:Canada
    Join Date:07:51pm | Feb 05, '09
    Profile Updated:03:45am | Feb 24, '10
    Last Active:07:19pm | Jun 03, '10

    INTERESTS

    Reading Material:Fiction, Fantasy, Newspapers, Myths and Legends
    Movies:Animated, Classic, Comedy, Documentaries, Historical dramas, Westerns
    Art:Acting, Journal Writing, Writing
    Animals/Pets:Birds, Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Reptiles
    Entertainment and Celebrities:Movies, Music, Live Music (Concerts), Festivals
    Video Games:First person shooter, Simulations, Strategy
    Lifestyle/Fashion:Clothing, Fragrances
    Cars:Offroad
    Music:Alternative, Brit Pop, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Metal, New Wave, Punk, Rock, World
    Sports:Badminton, Baseball, BMX, Hiking, Hockey, Paintball, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Hacky-sack
    Activities:Cooking, Current Affairs, Drinking, Listening to music, Traveling, Religion/Spirituality
    Musical Instruments:Piano, Saxophone
    Outdoor:Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Backpacking, Orienteering, Sightseeing
    Computers:Gaming, Instant Messaging, Linux/BSD, Surfing the net

    A DAY IN THE LIFE *OF A DREAM*

    Being friendless taught me how to be a friend. Funny how that works.



    I recently grew board of my usual activities & decided to create a Nexopia profile. What are these "usual" activities that I grew board of you may ask? Well even if you didn't here is the rundown.

    Round 7am I typically awake from my nightly hibernation. This is both a blessing and a curse. Those who are framiliar with lucid dreaming will know exactly what I mean. Don't know what lucid dreaming is? Simply it is a dream where you feel in control of you'r actions but not nececarily the dream itself. This can be both very rewarding to downright terrifying depending on the dream as they feel very fucking real at the time. Let me give you an example of both a time when I could have stayed asleep forever and another where I awoke litterally yelling for it to end! (Both were in the end 100% totally kick ass, I suppose this is to be expected given the fact that they came from me and all) !

    ~Well there I was in some pre historic place chilling with Little Foot, Ducky ... The whole Crew~



    In any event, me and my dino palls were filled with some strange thoughts, felt damn good after finding the great valley, beating the fuck out of sharptooth and having play with my junk in an attempt to make up for trying to tell me and Little Foot that we were "Going the wrong way". Same to her I said as she tried to remove her face from my well, you get the idea, it feels good to be right!

    All was not good in the world of LBFT and it became clear why. For some reason the plauge randomly started popping up here and there and allthough it could be avoided just by not eating every fucking plant in sight Spike was a retard (buisness as usual) and chowed down.
    Spike died. No one took this as hard as ducky. While Sarah was taking it hard from me ducky made a brave and final statement.

    To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
    To the last syllable of recorded time,
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more: it is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

    After suffereing through that Alcahol induced pile of dog shit,LittleFoot and I both decided we had to speak to Ducky about it.

    LittleFoot & Myself ~ "That was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard"


    Ducky ~ *Tear* "Really .....?"


    LittleFoot & Myself~ "No, limp dick! I'm going to light up a fat blunt and then I'm going to rape your mouth!


    FACT NOT FICTION BY BLUETOASTER

    Self-aggrandizing "hottie" shirts make you look like a bitch:


    There are two types of girls who buy these shirts: 13-year-old junior-high brats, and 29-year-old chicks who are too tan and wear way too much lip gloss, and try desperately to look like they're younger than 29. The real problem here is that women who wear these shirts start to believe their own bullshit after a while. The shirt at the top emblazoned with the phrase "you say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" epitomises this attitude. Guess what? It is a bad thing. Here is my unabridged definition of bitch:

    Noun: Bitch (bich):

    #1 ~ What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

    #2 ~ Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

    #3 ~ Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

    #4 ~ Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

    #5 ~ Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

    "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"

    ~ A true tribute to a true man ~


    Aron Ralston~ If you're asking yourself "who the hell is Aron Ralston," you'd better step back and re-evaluate your life right now. Ralston, the living legend, was hiking up a cliff in southern Utah (probably to do something manly like take a leak off of it), when a giant boulder fell on him, pinning his arm against the ground. Most people would have just died, but did he surrender his life to a mere giant life-threatening boulder? Hell no. He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS ARM WITH A DULL KNIFE. This after he literally chiseled away at the bone so he could snap his arm off and free himself from underneath the rock. Yes, you read that correctly, he cut off his own arm with a dull pocket knife.

    Since I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a bitch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.