Slutty girls - I wanna girl i can take home to my mom, god damn!
People who diss out the Canucks - Please, no one wants to hear you opinion, except for Tay, hes allowed cause hes all about basketball.
When something bad happens to somebody and they come to school acting like they're lifes over for attention - My life has sucked and i live on, Lauras moms dying and you don't see her crying to death.
Poppies who act it - Sure, you're popular, don't make you different or nothin, but there ain't much of that at PMSS, we're good like that.
Speed Daters - Yo, pick and stick.
JR fm - Sorry but I'd rather listen to a fat guy farting than that station.
People who date for poppy points - Datin don't make you popular, it just makes you noticed, so don't give me that two day date crap.
People who come into Silver City and Playland bathrooms and stand right beside you - take a pee not a peek.
People who think they know their crap to their universe- Not only do you not know everything, you dont know anything.
Opera - It's ok, but if i really wanted screaming, i'd rather hear Mariah Carey stepping in a bear trap.
Emos - Look, your sister lets you borrow her mascarra, smile!
Shallow Freeks - They might not be bangin' enough for you but maybe you don't know how much you ain't one to talk.
Fire Starters - Please don't start shit so people will fight, that's just gay.
Cocky Peeps - Look, your not brighter than the sun, your not superman, and im pretty sure your penis is small. You Got NOTHIN.
Guys who purely talk about gettin' laid - The more you talk about it the less it's gonna happen.
Guys who talk about jackin' off - Do you really think we find you straight when you talk about how hard you smacked.
RACISTS - Don't say the "N" word around me. If your white, you ain't got the right. So ima smack you. It's annoying as hell.
People who are only nice to popular people and to get stuff - "Look I really need a dollar, and by the way have I told you how hot you look today?"
CHEATERS! - It ain't right, don't cheat on your lova! Think of your girlfriend as your wang, if your touching your wang, it is amazingly wrong to go off and touch someone elses.
Coke - Pepsi's better.
People who diss out what other poeple like - Yo, I ain't no PS2 junkie but I don't mind when other poeple do it, so who fricken cares if I like Playland and South Park.
Poeple who only talk about themselves - Really? No, I mean really, I dont care.
Girls who date guys way older than them - Are you serious? Your gonna tell me that you believe they love you when there five years older than you and poundin you ervry night.
Girls at Playland who follow me and my friends around and grab our ass and stuff - You make me sicker than the rides do.
Guys who brag about their clothes and how rich they are - Ok, your gay.
When parents say a bad joke and make situations really awkward - My god i try to fake laugh but they can always tell.
When fat chicks try to wear really small clothing revealing their lard - It don't matter that your fat, but when you wear that it's like trying to get a condom on your leg.
When you're about to reach the bus station and some retard pulls the cord anyway - I swear they get a boner or sumpin when they pull it, just look at their faces next time, they're all relaxed and shit.
Spandex - Oh Lord, Does no one else actually get why its called a "banana hammock", It's hammocks your nanner, cmon put it together.
How poeple call black folks "coloured" - Here's the cold hard truth for us whities:
Black is just as much a shade as white.
When black people are born, they're black,
When they grow up, they're black,
When they're hot, they're black,
When they're cold, they're black,
When they're sick, they're black,
When they got a cold, they're black,
When they're dead, they are still black,
now, When white people are born, we're pink,
When we grow up, we're white,
When we're hot, we're red,
When we're cold, we're blue,
When we're sick, we're green,
When we got a cold, we're yellow,
and When we're dead, we're grey.
But we still got the nerve, to call them coloured.
Clap Bitch!
