How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"

[x] gotten kissed
[] gotten a phone taken away in class
[x] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[x] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 4

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 9

[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 14

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[x] skipped a class period
Total So Far:19

[] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[x] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 23

[x] gotten a call from school
[x] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 28

[] faked your parents signature
[] slept in class
[x] cursed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[x] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
total So Far: 31

Multiply by 3

grand total: 93

post as "i screwed up --% of my teenage life"

1. Are you taller than your best friend?
dont have a best friend.

2. Have you ever cut someone else's hair?
not that i remember

3. Shoes or purses?
shoes

4. Do you tan?
use to, dont really have the time for it anymore.

5. Hair color?
blonde i guess.. not my real hair color

6. Are you happy with your love situation?
eh

7. Who do you hate right now?
hmm.. no 1 that i can think of

8. You take a horrible picture of you and your friends on your camera. You:
delete it.. lol

9. Have you ever taken pictures in a photobooth?
yes

10. Who was the last person you poked?
i dno .. lol

11. What is it you truly want right now?
umm.. clothes i guess hah.. and money

12. Last thing you cooked today?
nothing, i just woke up like.. an hour ago

13. Will anyone repost this?
probably not

14. Do you currently have a hickey? Where?
no

15. Are you a patient person?
depends on the situation

16. When do you feel your life energy is the strongest?
it comes randomly.. lol

17. Favorite flavored Pie?
pumpkin

18. Does it bother you when someone says they will call you and they dont?
depends who it is..

19. Are you allergic to anything?
not that i know of

20. Is there something special you want for Christmas?
money. lol

21. When was the last time you went swimming?
pfffft. last year..

22. Do you like cheesecake?
FUCK YEAH! i love it

23. Have you ever been given roses?
a rose.

24. Do you have names picked out for your children?
no........

25. What is your cell phone background?
aiden


COUNTDOWN
12 TRUE OR FALSE?
1. I have a Birth mark: true
2. I like skittles: true
3. You have plans for tomorrow: true. false
4. I play more than 4 sports: false
5. I love country Music: false
6. I am content with my Life: true
7. I smoke: true
8. I own an Ipod: false.
9. I like winter: false
10. I know someone Who has passed away from a disease: true
11. I own more than 5 pair of Shoes: true
12. It bothers me when I say something to someone on msn and they don't reply: false

11 HAVE YOU EVER?
1. Gone to the mall with a whole bunch of people: yes
2. Taken pictures of youself: yes
3. Jumped off somewhere high: yes
4. Eaten sushi: no.. dont want to ither
5. Cursed around an adult: yes all the time
6. Left the country: no
7. Taken Legal drugs ( like advil )?: yes.. who hasnt
8. Cried your heart out: yes when i was little.
9. Pet a pig: yes
10. Shoplifted: yes

10 LAST:
1. Messaged on MSN: some broad i dont even know
2. Wall you wrote on: i dno.. im not on facebook right now
3. Time you cried: really long time..
4. Thing you ate: chocolate bar
5. People you saw a movie with in theatres: jamieson i think.. we went to see pineapple express hah
6. Something you regretted: lots of things, dont even wanna get into that
7. Person you peed with: wtf?
8. Person you spoke to in Person: my mom
9. Lie you told: i dont remember lol
10. Person you gossiped about: dont remember

9 CHRISTMAS QUESTION?
1. How many days left: alot
2. Who do you buy gifts for: my mom, dad, g-pa, g-ma, probably aiden.
3. Favorite candy cane: i think theyre pink.. i dno i havnt had em in awhile
4. Sledding or skating: meh doesnt matter
5. Do you drink hot chocolate: rarley
6. Do you own snow pants: no
7. Is there snow on the ground: no
8. Favorite memory: when i got my sega, n64, ps2.. lol best christmas's
9. Any family visiting this Year: probably

8 SCHOOL QUESTION?
1. Favorite subjects: none. lol
2. Who do you sit beside in homeroom?:dont go to school.
3. Are you friends with this person: --
4. What about in second period?: --
5. Third period? --
6. Fourth? --
7. Been suspended? yes.
8. Are you usually happy with your report card? no.. lol

7 THOUGHTS ON ..?
1. Britney Spears: 2 good songs.
2. Tim Hortons: coffee is crap
3. Barney: i liked that when i was little. lol
4. Smoking: mmmm
5. Theme parks: fun
6. People who brag: are losers
7. Kraft dinner: is good

6 QUESTIONS ABOUT TOMORROW?
1. Plans: smoke weed, thats what i do everyday.. i dno what else ill be doing, i guess ill see what comes up
2. Will it be better than today: probably not
3. Are you excited: no
4. Will you have fun: sure
5. Will you get high: YES
6. Who will you hang with? dont know yet.

5 QUESTIONS ABOUT YESTERDAY?
1. What did you do: worked
2. Who did you hang out with: lol people from work.... rachel... tameka.. ashleigh.. simone.. daymon
3. Was it fun: meh.
4. Did you eat anything unhealthy: ha.
5. Did you shower? yes

4 PEOPLE YOU TRUST WITH YOUR SECRETS?
1. myself.
2.
3.
4.


3 QUESTIONS ABOUT LOVE
1. Ever been in love? no
2. If yes, How many times? none
3. Do you believe In love? yeah i guess

2 WHAT DID YOU DO ON?
1. Your last birthday: went out for dinner, dont remember what else
2. This day, last week: worked.

1 THING YOU COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT
1. weed, and cigarettes.

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it,
you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offense and then add up the total fine YOU owe

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your
fine. The most you can have is$1205


1. Smoked pot -- $10
2. Did acid -- $5
3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
4. Woke up in the morning and didnt know who was next to you --$40
5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet -- $25
6. Had sex for money -- $100
7. Ever had sex with a lover of different ethnic background -- $20
8. Vandalized something -- $20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10. Beat up someone --$20
11. Been jumped -- $10
12. Crossed dressed -- $10
13. Given money to stripper -- $25
14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- $25
26. Masturbated -- $5
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -$35
28. Done oral -- $15
29. Got oral -- $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
31. Stole something -- $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33. Made a naughty home video -- $15
34. Had a threesome -- $50
35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42. Went streaking -- $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44. Been arrested -- $5
45. Spent time in jail -- $15
46. Peed in the pool -- $50
47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
48. Done something you regret -- $20
49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
51. Had anal sex -- $80
52. Lied to your mate -- $5
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..." Then Post it in your notes

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT....
put an X in the ones you do then add it up and thats your age!

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends
Total: 5

[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[ ] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 8

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school(dont go to school, but i do pay attention at work :))
[x]I remember to feed my pets
Total: 17

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I can type fast.
Total: 21

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex
[ ] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total: 24

grand total: 24
i act : 24 years of age.

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
yes

Are your toe nails painted pink?
no

Do you have more than 1 bestfriend?
dont have a bestfriend.

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
nope. probably not

Are you wearing short shorts?
not at the moment.

Is your bra pink?
nope

Ever had a boy best friend?
yes

Do you think chad michael murray is cute?
no

Are you tanned?
eh some parts of me are lol

Do you wear alot of makeup?
no.

Do you enjoy wearing dresses?
it would be cool if i had some nice 1s. but i just havnt gotten around to buying some. lol

Are you a slut?
nope. never will be

Do you straighten your hair often?
when i dont have to work. lol

Do you want a boyfriend?
meh, i could care less. there just a waste of my time.

Is your best friend the funniest person you know?
dont have a bestfriend. so no.

Are you waiting for someone?
yes.

Last MySpace message you received?
meh, i dont read my myspace messages, i just go on there to accept friend requests and thats it really.

Does anyone hate you?
ha, obviously theres someone out there hating on me.

What are you up to this weekend?
working.

Are you happy with life?
meh. could be ALOT better.

Who did you spend most of your time with last night?
jamieson and jason.

Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance?
meh, depends on the situation.

Did you cry today?
no

Are you a jelous person?
nah. no need to be

Do you miss anyone? If so who?
yes. my grandpa, my dog, my rabbit.

Are you smart?
depends what the topic is. im smart with alot of non school things. lol

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
no

What's most stressing right now?
work.

Do you swallow gum when you're done with it?
no... wtf i use to do that shit when i was a youngin' lol.

Do you like messages or comments better?
meh.

What are you drinking?
nothing at the moment gonna go grab some more alize later

Who was your last call from?
jamieson

Whose car did you last drive in?
that would be... my dads.. drove me to work yesturday

What are you doing?
this, and listening to toons

Should you be doing that?
im bored. so

Do you drink?
yes

Do you do drugs?
i smoke bud. ive done mush. and saliva. all other drugs.. = dirt

How long is your hair?
a bit past my shoulders

What are you doing this week?
today:drinking. tomorrow:chilling with pat & michelle.. sat-weds: working. lol

What was the last movie you watched?
dont remember what it was called.

With who?
jamieson + jason

What season is it?
summer.

Is it nice out?
its nice out, but it looks like shit.

What are you listening to?
project pat

Who was the last person you texted?
cassy.

Facebook or MySpace?
facebook

Do you hate anyone?
ah. yes. lol

Is anyone pissing you off?
not at the moment

Should you be doing something else?
yeah.. something productive

What's the closest thing to you that's blue?
a cap.. for a bottle thing

How do you feel when someone kisses you on the forehead?
meh depends on the person i guess.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
i doubt imma be kissing anyone any time soon. so that doesnt matter

Who was the last person you talked too?
my son.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
i could if it was someone i actually liked.

Have you lost friends in the past 3 years?
yes. MASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS friends.

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
hah. nope. i could care less

Do you drink Tea?
no

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
yes. obviously.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
talk about em, but sometimes hide em lol

Things about the opposite sex you notice first?
i dno, the way they dress >< lol

Have you ever been out past curfew?
yes

Are you happy?
meh.

Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
yes

What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
strangers. lmao

What was the last book you read?
hmmm... that would have to be... april raintree in grade 9?? if i remember correctly

Do you bite your fingernails?
no

Do you watch a lot of TV?
no

Where is your sister/brother (s) right now?
.. pats probably at his house.. i dno im not a stalker. lol

Do you want someone back in your life?
yes.

Would you ever dye your hair red?
doubt that would look good on me.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
no

Where did you sleep last night?
my room/my bed. lol

Did you have a good day yesterday?
pfft. after i got off work. lol

Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
no

Are you afraid of falling in love?
no

put an X by all the things you've done;;
( x ) smoked a cigarette
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
( ) been in love
( x ) been dumped
( x ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( x ) done drugs
( x ) been in a fist fight
( x ) snuck out of your parent's house
( x ) Snuck out of your grandparents house
( x ) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) gone on a blind date
( x ) lied to a friend
( x ) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
( x ) had a crush on one of your internet friends
( x ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
( ) been on a plane
( x ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) eaten Sushi
( x ) been skiing
( x ) met someone in person from the internet
( x ) taken painkillers
( x ) love someone or miss someone right now
( x ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( x ) made a snow angel
( x ) had a tea party
( x ) flown a kite
( x ) built a sand castle
( x ) gone puddle jumping
( x ) played dress up
( x ) jumped into a pile of leaves
( x ) gone sledding
( x ) cheated while playing a game
( x ) been lonely
( x ) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
( x ) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( x ) touched a snake
( ) slept beneath the stars
( x ) been tickled
( x ) been robbed
( x ) been misunderstood
( ) petted a reindeer
( x ) won a contest
( x ) run a red light or J-walked
( x ) stayed up until 3am doing nothing
( x ) been suspended from school
( x ) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
( x ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( x ) danced in the moonlight
( ) liked the way you look
( x ) witnessed a crime
( x ) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
( x ) squished barefoot through the mud
( x ) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
( ) swam in the ocean
( x ) felt like dying
( x ) cried yourself to sleep
( x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently coloured with crayons?
( x ) gotten lost in a store
( ) sung karaoke
( ) fallen asleep on a trampoline
( x ) paid for a meal with only coins
( x ) done something you told yourself you wouldn't do
( x ) made prank phone calls
( x ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( x ) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( x ) danced in the rain
( x ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
( x ) blown bubbles
( x ) cut your hair only to regret it
( ) gotten a tattoo
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( x ) gone roller skating
( x ) had a wish come true
( x ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( x ) ate dog/cat food
( ) ate horse food
( x ) sang in the shower
( ) had a dream that you married someone
( x ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish OR a horse
( x ) sat on a roof top
( x ) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours?
( x ) stayed up all night
( ) didn’t take a shower for a week
( x ) been hospitalized for over a week
( x ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
( x ) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
( x ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( x ) gone streaking
( x ) gone doorbell ditching
( x ) played chicken/truth or dare
( x ) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
( x ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( x ) broken a bone
( x ) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( x ) caught a butterfly
( x ) laughed so hard you cried
( ) had surgery
( x ) cheated on a test
( x ) had a Britney Spears CD
( ) French braided someone’s hair
( x ) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( x ) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
( ) kissed someone under the stars
( ) had someone close to you die from suicide
( x ) had someone close to you die in general
( ) had someone younger than 2 years old die
( ) lost somebody close to you in the last year

i hate sluts

you get over 40 you're considered a "Bad Kid"

1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) had sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs
11) taken pain killers
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die
21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) received a ticket
28) been in an accident
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar
31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
33) had a spring break in Cancun
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap-
40) own a 50 cent cd
41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been too drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room
51) snuck into some one else's room
52) had a crush on your best friend's sib
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
61) consider ludacris your favourite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age
71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed
81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test
91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) worn eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt


73 if i added that correctly