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..::BrOkEnMe::..
.::C.h.a.m.p.a.g.n.e.:.K.i.s.s.e.s::.
Once described as never a dull moment...thats not true.....I'm the add alcohol version,
I'm a P.I. (Pecker Inspector) for the Dept. of Erections,
I'm not ashamed to admit it....I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC I LOVE IT!!!
I have a weird fedish for anything kinky, slightly mangled, and disabled.....
temporarily out of service just turns me on....mmmm......
Oh Shit...."You're pussy is an oasis!"
....Lick "Woof Woof!"
....."You're a kinky bitch, aren't ya?"
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+adorKable+


Age: 18
Ode. To Your Inner Nigger.

I have to lock my doors and bolt the windows,
Because of you, and your inner negro.
Your a gangster hiding, behind white skin.
A ghetto bitch lurking for a chance to get in.
You will steal my TV, wallet, and car.
And I will let you in b/c of how "white" you are.
i am not a racist, i love all the colours.
And I really like fucking all their mothers.
Dear sweet Charmaine, You black little Chug,
Before I get shot Imma shut the fuck up.



theres your fucking poem