10 reasons why to date a biker
1.they always go big
2.they don't mind a little pain
3.they can do lots of tricks
4.they don't mind getting a little dirty
5.they always concentrate on acceiving there goal
6.they are not afraid to play a little ruff
7.they are good with there hands
8.they would preffer doing it on there feet
9.they can ride in almost any position
10.they can do it any time of day

10 reasons why bicycles are better than girlfriends
1-Bicycles dont get pregnant
2-You can ride your bike any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
4-You can share your bike with a friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are a bad rider
9-You dont have to take a shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents