I wish they taught us all these in school
befuddled
1. to confuse, as with glib statements or arguments.
2. to make muddled or stupidly drunk.
bent
1. curved; crooked: a bent back.
2. determined; set; resolved: bent on succeeding.
3. Chiefly Brit. a. corrupt.
besotted
1. to stupefy with drink.
2. to make stupid or foolish, esp. with infatuation.
blacked-out
1. a. To lose consciousness or memory temporarily:
blacked out at the podium.
blasted
1. blighted; ruined.
2. damned; confounded.
3. Slang. drunk.
blind
3. not characterized or determined by reason or control:
blind chance.
4. not based on reason or intelligence; absolute and
unquestioning: blind faith.
5. lacking all consciousness or awareness: a blind stupor.
6. drunk.
blitzed
6. to attack, defeat, or destroy with or as if with a blitz.
blotto
Slang 1. very drunk.
boiled-as-an-owl
Slang 1. drunk.
bombed
Slang 1. completely intoxicated or drugged;
buttered
canned
4. Slang. drunk.
clobbered
1. to batter severely; strike heavily.
2. to defeat decisively; drub; trounce.
3. to denounce or criticize vigorously.
cockeyed
2. Slang.
a. .off center; tilted or slanted to one side
b. foolish; absurd.
c. intoxicated; drunk.
crapulous drunk
crocked
Slang 1. drunk.
cut 50.
Slang. drunk.
destroyed
1. to reduce (a thing) to useless fragments or a useless
form, as by smashing or burning; injure beyond repair;
demolish
2. to put an end to; extinguish.
3. to kill; slay.
4. to render ineffective or useless; neutralize; invalidate.
5. to defeat completely.
dipso
Slang 1. a dipsomaniac; habitual drunk.
drunk
1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated.
2. overcome or dominated by a strong feeling or emotion: drunk with passion.
3. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons.
drunk-as-a-lord
euphoric
1. a strong feeling of happiness, confidence, or well-being, feeling-no-pain, flying
11. without being fastened to a yard, stay, or the like: a
sail set flying.
fried
2. Slang.a. drunk; inebriated. b. intoxicated from drugs; high.
giddy
1. affected with vertigo; dizzy.
2. attended with or causing dizziness: a giddy climb.
3. frivolous and lighthearted; impulsive; flighty.
groggy
1. staggering, as from exhaustion or blows.
2. dazed and weakened, as from lack of sleep.
3. Archaic. drunk; intoxicated.
hammered
2. To beat into a shape with or as if with a hammer: hammered out the dents in the fender; hammered out a contract acceptable to both sides.
3. To put together, fasten, or seal, particularly with nails, by hammering.
4. To force upon by constant repetition: hammered the information into the students' heads.
v. intr. 1. To deal repeated blows with or as if with a hammer; pummel: " Wind hammered at us violently in gusts " Thor Heyerdahl
2. To undergo beating in the manner of a hammer: My pulse hammered.(?)
high
14. intoxicated or euphoric under the influence of alcohol or narcotics.
hooched-up
hung-one-on
44. Slang. a. to become extremely drunk.
inebriated
1. to make drunk; intoxicate.
2. to exhilarate, confuse, or stupefy mentally or
emotionally.
in-one's-cups
19. <in one's cups intoxicated; drunk.
intoxicated
1. to affect temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by means of alcoholic liquor, a drug, or another substance, esp. to excite or stupefy with liquor.
2. to make enthusiastic; elate strongly; exhilarate.
3. Pathol. to poison.
juiced
Slang 1. intoxicated; drunk.
legless
Australian slang for intoxicated, drunk.
liquored-up
5. Informal. to furnish or ply with liquor to drink
6. Informal. to drink large quantities of liquor
loaded
3. (of a word, statement, or argument) charged with emotions or associations that prevent rational or unprejudiced communication.
4. Slang.a. having a great deal of money; rich b. under the influence of alcohol or drugs; intoxicated.
looped
2. Slang.a. drunk; inebriated. b. eccentric; loopy.
mellow
5. pleasantly intoxicated.
obliterated
1. to remove or destroy all traces of.
2. to blot out or render indecipherable; efface.
obliviated
1. the state of being completely forgotten.
2. the state of forgetting or of being oblivious: the oblivion of sleep. out-of-it, passed-out, <pass out to faint.
pickled
2. Slang. drunk; intoxicated.
pie-eyed
Slang. drunk; intoxicated.
pissed
Slang (vulgar); 1.angry or annoyed; 2.drunk; intoxicated.
plastered
Slang. 1. drunk
plowed
14. < plow under.
a. to bury under soil by plowing.
b. to force out of existence; overwhelm. Also, esp. ;Brit. <plough.
plotzed
Slang 1. drunk; intoxicated. 2. exhausted; worn-out.
polluted
1. made unclean or impure; contaminated; tainted.
2. Slang. drunk.
pot-valiant
1. brave only as a result of being drunk.
ripped
Slang 1. drunk; intoxicated.2. under the influence of an illicit drug.
roaring
7. very: roaring drunk.
sauced
Slang 1. intoxicated; drunk.
shickered
1. Chiefly Australian Slang. intoxicated; drunk.
[1910-15; < Yiddish shiker (< Heb shikkor drunk, a drunkard) + - ED 2]
shit-faced
Obscene 1. Intoxicated; drunk.
slopped-up
2. to spill liquid upon.
3. to feed slop to (pigs or other livestock).
6. to walk or go through mud, slush, or water.
7. to be unduly effusive; gush (usu. fol. by over).
sloshed
1. Slang. drunk.
smashed
1. Slang. drunk.
snockered (?)
sodden
3. bloated, as the face.
4. torpid or listless.
soused
Slang 1 drunk; intoxicated.
sozzled
Slang 1. drunk; inebriated.
spaced spaced'-out' adj.
Slang 1. dazed or stupefied by narcotic drugs.
2. dreamily or eerily out of touch with reality; disoriented, forgetful, or dazed.
stewed
1. Slang. intoxicated; drunk.
stiff
18. Slang. a. a dead body; corpse.b. a formal or priggish person.c. a poor tipper; tightwad.d. a drunk.
stinking
1. foul-smelling.
2. Slang. very drunk; plastered.
3. contemptible; disgusting.
stinko
Slang.1. drunk.2. wretched.
swacked
tanked
Slang 1. Often, <tanked' up'. drunk.
tied-one-on
28. < tie one on Slang. to get drunk.
three-sheets-to-the-wind or three sheets in the wind
Informal 1. Intoxicated; drunk. [Middle English shete from Old English sc¶at(line) sheet (line) from sc¶ata corner of a sail;
tight
11. Slang. drunk; tipsy.
tipsy
1. slightly intoxicated.
2. caused by intoxication: a tipsy lurch.
3. unsteady; tippy.
toasted
2. a person, event, etc., honored with raised glasses before dinking.
3. an act or instance of thus drinking: to drink a toast to the queen.
tweaked
1. to pinch and pull with a jerk and twist: to tweak someone's ear.
2. to pull or pinch the nose of, esp. gently.
twisted
10. to cause to become mentally or emotionally distorted;
under-the-influence
1. Intoxicated, especially with alcohol.
under-the-table
2. Into a completely intoxicated state: drank themselves under the table.
under-the-weather
13. <under the weather.
a. not feeling well; somewhat ill.
b. drunk.
wasted
1. useless; unavailing: wasted efforts.
2. physically debilitated; enfeebled: the wasted bodies
of the hostages.
3. Slang. overcome by the influence of alcohol or drugs.
wiped-out
Slang. 1. completely exhausted.2. intoxicated; high.
woozy
1. stupidly confused; muddled.
2. physically unsettled, as with dizziness, faintness, or
slight nausea.
3. drunken.
wrecked
4. a person of ruined health; someone in bad shape physically or mentally.
zoned
15. <zone out Slang. to become inattentive or dazed.
zonked
1. stupefied from or as if from alcohol or drugs; high.
2. exhausted or asleep.
