~DefeatAllOdds~ My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh you do? It must be 15 minutes fast. ;) ~DefeatAllOdds~ I almost had a threesome once.. i just needed 2 more people ~DefeatAllOdds~ step one to a healthy life: eat a whole head of lettuce like a fuckin champ. ~DefeatAllOdds~ Roses are red, violets are fine. I'll be the six, if you be the nine. ~DefeatAllOdds~ "I miss the sex when you kiss whenever you through. Sixty-nine is the only dinner for two." ~DefeatAllOdds~ Went camping near the rockies, was the best trip of my life <3 ~DefeatAllOdds~ "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see." ~DefeatAllOdds~ @Ilike-big-butts 'We make it out alive. All right, all right, no church in the wild.' SUCH a good song 
