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BrockLesnier - 24, Male, Edmonton
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BASICS

Height:184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
Weight:78 Kg - 82 Kg (171 lbs - 180 lbs)
Birthday:October 17, 1987
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Dating
Living Situation:Living alone
Location:Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:02:47pm | Aug 28, '03
Profile Updated:05:58pm | Dec 15, '09
Last Active:09:00pm | Oct 09, '11

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Comic books, Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Mysteries, Sci-fi
Movies:Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction, Teen
Art:Doodling
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing
Sports:Bicycling, Hockey, Ice-skating, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Rugby, Softball, Swimming, Ultimate Frisbee, Wrestling, Handball
Activities:Listening to music, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Reading
Outdoor:Camping, Going to the beach
Computers:Gaming, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

FAVORITE THINGS :)

Ask me any three questions:
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2.
3.
I dont care how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless they are & I promise to answer them 100% truly and honestly in message. Copy this and post it on your page to see what people ask you


If you had me alone...locked up in your room for 24 hours and we could do whatever you wanted, what would you do with me?
Tell me in a message...cause it's a secret...then repost this...you might be surprised with the responses you get.

I'm Craig, and i'm told i have a nice ass

Click here for your cookie!

I am an uncle as of 2:45am Friday Dec.22/06. I now have a beautiful neice

this is a random list of things that i like:
.....!!!
cuddling
making-out
girls- DUH!!!
music- i'll listen to anything if its good
ROCK BAND!!!
food-pastas-pizza-burgers
movies- weather at home a friends or theatre they're always good
STAR WARS!!! NUFF SAID!
lego- yes i'm 21 and i still play with lego. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???
LEGO STAR WARS!!!!!!!!
shopping yes i like to go shopping, i can spend hours in malls and not buy anything
video games-i can and will kick your ass
bowling(even though i suck at it, its still fun)
lazer tag
MARIO!!!
ZELDA!!!
my snes and nes and yes i have duck hunter and zapper gun XD (if you don't know what those are you must be to young to remember)
360 Elite- and all my games you guys know who you are
My Wii I fucking love that thing
my dvd collection- its rather comprehensive, current estimate around 300
big words- used to confuse stupid people^^^ try it some time its hilarious
my apartment, that has all my great stuff in it
my Ipod nano, got music i like on it, plus gives me a reason to sing and dance
my NEW!!! cell phone , it kicks ass
marvel universe
snowball fights
tobogganing (i miss being able to do it )
sleeping
stand-up comedy
randomness
junk food
TIMMIES!!!
getting creeped
getting messages and comments (they make me feel liked cuz i know i'm not )
hot chocolate so good after being outside in the cold
skating
SHINEY!!!
K-DAYS!!!
riding rides till... (well almost)
those are all the things i can think of right now



now this is a random list of things i don't like
MENA!!!
peas and certain beans
cleaning my room
being told what to do(depends on situation )
doing homework
bills
waiting for games to come out
christmas shopping (GOD DAMN CROWDS and worring if its the right gift )
when people try to talk to me, when its obvious i'm listening to music and can't hear them
sunburn
Capital Ex

RANDOM THINGS

FRIENDS WITH BENEFIITS

Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social reject, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"

The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"

If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"

SCARED? LOL

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you


98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile

90% of teens say "oh shit" before a major
traffic wreck. The other 10% are from Canada
and say, "hold my beer and watch this.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.


Life as an Albertan
[1]. "Vacation" means going to Calgary for the weekend.
[2]. You measure distance in hours.
[3]. You often switch from "A/C" to "heat" in the same day.
[4]. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
[5]. You use a down comforter in the summer.
[6]. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
[7]. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
[8]. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
[9]. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.
[10]. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
[11]. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 (-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home.
[12]. You actually understand these jokes.


Rules of Alberta:

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's maybe what they smell like to you, but they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? The Trans-Canada heads East and West, and the #2 heads North and South. Pick one, and go........

4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese are coming in, we
WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

7. Yeah, we eat rare steak. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Bar-B-Q Sauce!! Oh, yeah....We don't care what you folks in Toronto call that stuff you eat...IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Raptors and the Argonauts, and a dang site more fun to watch.

14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --
it spooks the fish.

15. Colleges? Try SAIT, NAIT the U of C, and the U of A. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.

16. The Prime Minister lives 5 miles from my house.

17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Special Forces, than any other Province, so don't mess with Alberta. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.


Ten Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long?)
2) Thou shalt not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)
3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell ya all about this)
5) Thou shalt not steal from thine parents
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shalt not get into fights (cat fights anyhow)
(just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "'Just Do It")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)



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10 Halo Commandments
I. Thou shall have no other game before Halo
II. Thou shall not call thyself a Halo god unless proven
III. Running Riot shall never be spoken in jest
IV. Thou shall not throw fear nades
V. Thou shall not camp
VI. Thou shall not spawn kill
VII. Thou shall not switch teams two seconds before the game starts
VIII. Thou shall not steal the sniper rifle from the better sniper on your team
IX. Thou shall not team kill
X. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s warthog, scorpion, or ghost


methods of Love....

+kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
+kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
+kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
+kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands-----------------------"we can learn 2 love each other"
+a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
+playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
+playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
+laughing while kissing-----------"i am completley comfortable w/you"
+bitting lip while kissing----------------"i want you in my pants"

QUIZES!

Are you a good date: Anyone would be lucky to snag a date with you. You are a kick ass date. You always know when to compromise but you also know when it is time to make your opinion known without coming off as a brat or a snob. You are always up for a good time even if your plans change or things go awry. Props to you for being a great date.

Super Hero Quiz http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/

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07:36pm | Nov 04, '07 | No Comments
Count up the movies you've seen. If you've seen over 70 you're officially a movie buff.

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Garden State
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Young Frankenstein
( ) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management

Total here: 8

(x) 50 First Dates
(x) Freddy vs. Jason
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
(x) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book

Total here: 18

( ) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) 13 Ghosts
(x) Signs
(x) The Grin