Count up the movies you've seen. If you've seen over 70 you're officially a movie buff.

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Garden State
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Young Frankenstein
( ) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management

Total here: 8

(x) 50 First Dates
(x) Freddy vs. Jason
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
(x) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book

Total here: 18

( ) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) 13 Ghosts
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Thirteen Going On 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Dodgeball
(x) Universal Soldier
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came A Spider
(x) Deep Impact

Total here: 12

( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet The Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
(x) Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
( ) Practical Magic

Total here: 11

( ) Chicago
( ) Rent
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Seven
(x) Oceans Eleven
(x) Oceans Twelve
(x) Identity

Total here: 14

( ) Lone Star
(x Predator I
(x Predator II
(x) Independence day
( Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( )Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) E.T.
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks

Total here : 5

( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) X-Men 1
(x) X-Men 2
( ) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle
(x) Old School
( ) Ray
( ) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax

Total here : 8

( ) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
() Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
(x) Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi...
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
(x) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
( ) The Sound of Music
( ) Parent Trap
( ) The Burbs
(x) The Terminator
(x) Empire Records
(x) Meet Joe Black
(x) A Clockwork Orange
( ) The Order
(x) Spiderman
(x) Spiderman 2
( ) Amelie

Total here: 15

(x) Mean Girls
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) The Incredibles
(x) Collateral
(x) The Fast & The Furious
(x) 2 Fast 2 Furious
(x) Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
( ) Closer

Total here: 9

(x) Titanic
( ) Saved
( ) Bowling For Columbine
(x) Farenheit 9/11
(x) The Sixth Sense
( ) Artificial Intelligence
(x) Love, Actually
( ) Shutter
( ) Ella Enchanted
(x) Princess Diaries 1
( ) Princess Diaries 2
(x) Constantine
(x) Million Dollar Baby
(x) Envy
(x) Eurotrip
( ) Malibu's Most wanted
(x) Big Daddy
( ) Black Sheep
(x) The Breakfast Club
( ) West Side Story

Total here : 11

(x) A Christmas Story
( ) Spanglish
(x) Pulp Fiction
( ) Sleepover
(x) The Evil Dead
(x) The Evil Dead II
( ) Killer Klowns From Outer Space
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
( ) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
( ) Interview With The Vampire
(x) The Crow
( ) Purple Rain
(x) Wayne's World

Total here: 7

(x) Wayne's World 2
( ) 21 Grams
(x) Blow
(x) Edward Scissorhands
(x) Clerks
(x) Beauty and the Beast
( ) Guess Who
( ) Monster-in-Law
( ) Elf
(x) Stuart Little
( ) Stuart Little 2
( ) Chasing Amy
(x) Dogma
(x) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Total here : 8

(x) Beetlejuice
(x) The Last Samurai
(x) The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
( ) Barbershop
( ) Barbershop 2
( ) Beauty Shop
(x) Legally Blonde
( ) Legally Blonde 2
( ) The Forgotten
( ) Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
( ) The Grudge
(x) Mr. & Mrs. Smith
( ) Along Came Polly

Total here: 6

( ) Cry Wolf
(x) Ladder 49
( ) Crossroads
(xx) Gone in 60 Seconds
( ) Biker Boys
( ) Cheaper by the Dozen
( ) Cheaper by the Dozen 2

Total here: 3

Grand total: 143

Message me your answers. Prizes for right answers

1. I am King of Shovels,
I have a double,
I am this as a knife,
I have a wife
What am I?

King of Spades

2. What is always on its way, but never arrives?

Tomorrow

3. What can your hear that has no sound,
and when your talking its not around

Silence

4. The 8 of us go forth not back,
to protect our King from a foes attack

Chess Pawns

5. Were 5 little items of an everyday sort,
and you find us all in a tennis court

Vowels

6. Tear me off and scratch my head,
what once was red is black insteed

Match

7. In morning I am on 4
In afternoon I am on 2
In evening I am on 3
What am I?

8. Once a magician bragged he could hold his breath for 4 minutes. A small boy replied, that he could stand under water for one 10 minutes with no extra air. How does the boy do it?

Stands under a bucket of water

9. The last 7 letters of me, can be found in newspapers,magazines, and journals. Phyisists have built devices to make me travel very fast. What am I?

Particles

Do this one too.
Would you makeout with me me?
[] Heck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe

Would you sleep with me?
[] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe

Am I attractive?
[] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly

Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes [] No [] Don't know

Name one thing you would like to do to me...

I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
[] A friend
[] A friend with benefits

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes [] No [] maybe

Would you rather.. ??
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Friends
[] Friends with benefits

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10

What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[] Friend with benefits
[] Husband/Wife

Would you give me a lapdance?
[] Yes [] No [] Maybe

Would u give me your number?

Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes [] No

Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You're no longer a man and you're out of the man club.

It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
After wrecking your boss’ car.
One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
When she is using her teeth.

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

If you’ve known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend’s fridge is forbidden.
Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend’s birthday is strictly optional.

On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel…and it’s free.

Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.

Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that’s just mean.

If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
Yeah, Baby, Push it!
C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
Another set and we can hit the showers!

Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Mens Gymnastics. Ever.

When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker,� you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.

You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call ‘BULLSHIT’.
(Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.

Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

Before dating a buddy’s “ex”, you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.

The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend’s cat.

When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.

If a buddy is out-numbered, out-Manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
(Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, “What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin”, then you may sit back and enjoy.)

If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him…too gay.

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.

Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “FUCK OFF!” You are absolved of your of responsibility.

as of friday december 22 06@ 2:45am i am now an uncle

Minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your %. [start with 100%]

1.Smoked-No
2.Drank alcohol. Yes
3.Cried when someone died. No
4.Been drunk.Yes
5.Had sex. Yes
6.Been to a concert. No
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. Yes
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. Yes
9.Been verbally sexually harassed. Yes
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody. Yes
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. Yes
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. Yes
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. No
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. Yes
15.Been to prom. Yes
16.Cried at school. No
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. No
18.Went streaking. No
19.Given a lap dance. No
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. Yes
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. Yes
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. Yes
23.Kissed a stranger. Yes
24.Hugged a stranger. Yes
25.Went scuba diving. Yes
26. Driven a car. No
27.Gotten an xray. Yes
28.Hit by a car. Yes
29.Had a party. Yes
30.Done drugs. No
31.Played strip poker. Yes
32.Got paid to strip for someone. No
33.Ran away from home. Yes
34.Broken a bone. No
35.Eaten sushi. No
36.Bought porn. Yes
37.Watched porn. Yes
38.Made porn. No
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex. No
40.Been in love. Yes
41.Frenched kissed. Yes
42.Laughed so hard you cried. Yes
43.Cried yourself to sleep. Yes
44.Laughed yourself to sleep. Yes
45.Stabbed yourself. No
46.Shot a gun. Yes
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. No
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. Yes
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours. Yes
50.Watched an animal die. Yes
51.Watched a person die. No
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. Yes
53.Pranked somebody. Yes
54.Put somebody in the hospital. No
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. Yes
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex. No
57.Dressed punk. No
58.Dressed goth. Yes
59.Dressed preppy. Yes
60.Been to a motocross race. No
61.Avoided somebody. Yes
62.Been stalked. No
63.Stalked someone. No
64.Met a celebrity. Yes
65.Played an instrument. Yes
66.Ridden a horse. Yes
67.Cut yourself. Yes
68.Bungee jumped. No
69.Ding dong ditched somebody. Yes
70.Been to a wild party. Yes
71.Got caught stealing something. Yes
72.Kicked a guy in the balls/been kicked in balls. Yes
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. No
74.Went out with your friend's crush. Yes
75.Got arrested. No
76.Been pregnant. No
77.Babysat. Yes
78.Been to another country. No
79.Started your house on fire. No
80.Had an encounter with a ghost. Yes
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients. Yes
82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. Yes
83..Cried over a member of the opposite sex. Yes
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. Yes
85.Sat on your ass all day. Yes
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream by yourself. Yes
87.Had a job. Yes
88.Gotten cut from a sports team. Yes
89.Been called a whore. Yes
90.Danced like a whore. No
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity. No
92.Been in a car accident. No
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes. Yes
94.Been told you have beautiful hair. Yes
95.Raped somebody. No
96.Danced in the rain. No
97.Been rejected. Yes
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying. No
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. Yes
100.Been raped. No

Now repost and put your "-- % virgin" as the subject.

What % a virgin are you?

What Have You Done lol?

(x) - done
(_) - haven't done

(_) ever smoked marijuana
(X) been drunk
(_) madeout with a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) stolen a car
(_) been to Japan
(_) played mailbox baseball
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) kicked someone's butt
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(_) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(_) been arrested
(X) made out with a stranger
(X) stole something from my job
(_) celebrated new years in time square
(_) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(_) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(x) had sex
(_) seen someone O.D
(_) been to Africa
(_) had a crush on one of my Live journal friends
(x)slapped someone I loved
(_) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(x) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(_) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Thrown up in a bar
(_) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet
(_) Been moshing at a concert
(x) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(_) been in an abusive relationship
(x) been pregnant or got someone pregnant
(_) lost a child
(x) gone to college
(not yet) graduated college
(x) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
(X) walked a tightrope along train tracks
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(_) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite.
(x) built a sand castle
(X) gone puddle jumping* Damn right*
(x) played dress up(sadly my older sister made me)
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(X) fallen asleep at work/school
(_) climbed a volcano
(_) used a fake id
(x) gone ice skating
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(_) ridden on a camel
(x) climbed a mountain
(x) played clue
(x) had a sleepover
(x) been tickled
(x) seen a UFO
(x) told a lie
(X) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood

How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21
[ ] other ___

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me

Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute

Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Go out

Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

WOULD YOU

[_]Kill me?
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] be my boyfriend/girlfriend?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Sing car karaoke with me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?
[_] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] hot?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] had sex?
[_] wanted to have a near epic 12 hour fuck a thon with me?