Hockey
Paintballin
Chillen
!!!Canucks!!!
Some Paintball Quotes
"Paintball, its not a game, its not a sport, its not a hobby, its a way of life."-Chris Lasoya, Infamous
"You can run, but can you run 300fps (200mph)"
"Anything can happen in paintball, anybody can get shot, any given time, it could bounce off the net, hit a squirell, and hit you in the goggles. You never know so go get that guy, get him off the field" -Oliver Lang, Dynasy Dysected
Reasons to date paintballers
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 12 inch barrel.
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without gettin tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We love to be aggressive.
7. We never forget to lube.
8. Money is no limit.
9. We have quick finger action.
10. We play in many different positions.
11. We always make a big push up the middle.
12. We can find the sweet spot in seconds.
13. We can shoot load after load.
14. We can work up the middle as well as the corners.
15. If needed, we will never take our finger off the "trigger".
16. We play fast and hard.
"You Lace Up The Skates,
Put On The Gloves,
Strap On The Helmet,
And Walk On To The Ice
And It Doesn't Matter That You Failed A Test,
Or Didn't Get The Girl,
But That Your World Is Perfect For The Next Couple Of Hours..."
10 Reasons to date a hockey player
1. always wear protection
2. have great hands
3. are used to finishing
4. have great stamina
5. find the opening and get it in
6. never miss the target
7. know how to use their sticks
8. have long sticks
9. know when to play rough.
10. cuz baseball players only know how to hit balls
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SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. WE HAVE COLORED MONEY!!
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't bomb our allies.
26. we have our own word! (eh) oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!
I AM CANADIAN