Burtonrider - 19, Male, Calgary
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dane cook is so fucking awesome
 

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hair buzzed
I got my hair buzzed just like i said
and im keeping it this way for a while
 

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February Birthdays
Atletico Birthdays In February
David- 15
Justin- 16
Kale- 17
 

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SOCCER
ALLSTARS BABY
 

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west edmonton mall
k so im going to west edmonton mall in february and i was thinking of taking some new people there!!

if u want me to consider u to go to west edmonton mall leave a reply!!!!

were going for 2 nights!!
 

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summer
This is the worst summer ever!
1st- i break my wrist on the first day of summer
2nd- i cannot play soccer for 2 months
3rd- on the third day of the tournament i break my jaw and break 2 of my teeth
 

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cast
finnaly my fucking cast is off!
 

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beer
beer is a sign that god loves us and wants us to be happy
 

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dirty joke
kk heres a joke...

this guy just loves fishing but unfortunatly his wife hates it
he wakes up one morning deciding that he's going to persuade his wife to go fishing with there dog
he askes his wife "hunny were going fishing today with fido"
the wife replies " no i dont want to!"
he sais " k u have two ways of getting out of this either oral or anal"
the wife chooses oral

a while later...
the wife says "hunny u tast like shit!"
the husband says " ya the dog didnt want to go either!"

 

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burtonrider
i broke my wrist mountain biking and i have to have the cast on for 6 weeks
 

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10 reasons why
10 Reasons why you should date a soccer player :

1. We know how to kick it
2. We are used to scoring
3. we got some harsh skills
4. We never miss the target
5. Sweating is no problem
6. Skills and moves are definite
7. We'll play anywhere anytime
8. We can go for 90 minutes in 11 different positions
9. We don't mind getting dirty
10. We know how to play it rough
 

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stolen bike
Anybody seen my bike?!
 

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Courage
The Key to happiness is freedom and the key to freedom is courage!
 

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dggsdf
WOULD U
give me your number?
kiss me?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me?
let me take you out to dinner?
let me drive you somewhere?
be my boyfriend/girlfriend?
have a fling with me?
let me buy you a drink?
do anything for me?
take me home for the night?
Sing car karaoke with me?
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
fuck me ?
take me home if i were drunk
let me make you breakfast?
help me with homework?
stick up for me if i was being put down?
play strip poker with me?
say yes if i asked you out?
call me?
hang out with me?
bring me around your friends?
Make out with me?
 

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Snowboarding
The modern human is an odd animal. We rely so much on routine and expectations and fresh technology. We are supposed to do more than go to homecoming dance, download intense movies from the internet and intertalk with our friends. Our standards have been severely warped with our recent discoveries and inventions, but don't buy into it just because its happening so frequently and in such a great quantity.

The beauty of snowboarding is that it came from a place where numbers were few, but the pride and enjoyment was so overwhelmingly great that not much else mattered. The naysayers at resorts placed judgements and attempted to push us away. But god damn we pushed back.,

Hopefully this motivated you to do something. Go live. Throw stuff, knock it down, Learn that cab seven, smile at kittens, start a movement, explore your world, or fart on a strange child at the store. Take the ideas you've laughed about with yur friends-the ones that start like: "Hey wouldnt it be cool if...."- and turn them into an reality. We arent telling you to do something specific, just as long as you do something. You are a snowboarder, so go get "more", and always remember to push back